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    Didn't want to ask this on Misc, but I do need to know...

    As I said, I don't want to post this on the Misc section, because I like my hair, and I know the answers I get there would have me tearing it out. But I'm writing a story, and I need to know some of the words and phrases that a guy would think TO HIMSELF when he's thinking about sex.

    What does he call his genitals in the various stages of erection, what does he do with it, and what does he call the various body parts of a woman in his mind? Not what he says out loud to her. Or are they the same?
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    "dick" or "it"

    "inside" or "dat pussy"


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    "It"? That's the most graphic you can come up with? Seriously, there's a guy having phone sex, and he thinks "it"?
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    Guys who are extremely descriptive and sensual about the penis are gay...


    However, there are quite a few other words to describe the penis. There are some examples here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick


    Examples of lots of things there haha.
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    "Purple-headed yogurt slinger"??? Some guys don't have enough to think about.


    I did have a look in Misc, and found words that even Urban Dictionary didn't know.
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    Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    "Purple-headed yogurt slinger"
    Funny.


    Interesting question.
    Since I know you're not just a troll or perv trying to start up a crazy thread, I thought I would pm you my honest answers to avoid fueling anything in the thread. I actually find the topic interesting on the level of insight into what/how other people think.

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    Hey! You asked for the truth about what a man thinks when thinking about sex to himself, not what a man would creatively describe his junk as to purposely get someone else off on the phone.
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    Originally Posted by Blackjack68 View Post
    Funny.


    Interesting question.
    Since I know you're not just a troll or perv trying to start up a crazy thread, I thought I would pm you my honest answers to avoid fueling anything in the thread. I actually find the topic interesting on the level of insight into what/how other people think.

    pm sent.
    Ahh...



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    I'm beginning to think that the guys who hang out in Misc are not members of the human species. Every man I've asked so far, whether in person, e-mail or pm, has told me much the same, which is pretty much what I expected. But the guys in Misc have what amounts to a new language when it comes to women or sex.
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    Originally Posted by Atavis View Post
    You can share with us...
    lol

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    guys in Misc have what amounts to a new language when it comes to women or sex.
    Pretty much all teens, I think.
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    Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    I'm beginning to think that the guys who hang out in Misc are not members of the human species. Every man I've asked so far, whether in person, e-mail or pm, has told me much the same, which is pretty much what I expected. But the guys in Misc have what amounts to a new language when it comes to women or sex.
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    Mush room Tip, on dat sugar walls, something like, "let me clap them cheeks"

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    half mast - half bone
    chub- half bone
    my dicks so hard I could hang a wet towel on it

    "dat ass" - that ass
    "she got cakes" - see above ^^^
    top heavy- big tits
    joocy- "thick"
    she was drippin - she was wet


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    Originally Posted by Bate8473 View Post
    joocy- "thick"
    Thick in what sense?
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    Originally Posted by BlueRev View Post
    Its because your uptight.
    Or a whiteknighting, friendzoner beta phaggot?
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    Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Or a whiteknighting, friendzoner beta phaggot?
    LMAO! Never thought i'd see you write that!
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    Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Thick in what sense?
    "curvacious"
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    Originally Posted by chimponarope View Post
    LMAO! Never thought i'd see you write that!
    I feel like I'm learning another language. Now to get the pronounciation right...
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    Originally Posted by Bate8473 View Post
    "curvacious"
    Okay. In Ireland, thick means stupid. "Ya fecking eeject, are you thick or what?"
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    Originally Posted by Eileen View Post
    Okay. In Ireland, thick means stupid. "Ya fecking eeject, are you thick or what?"
    It does here too. Depends on usage.
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