Might save one of you kunts one day.
So it happens, you get a slut pregnant for whatever reason. If you 'forgot' a condom, lol at you. You deserve what you get. Rather, you deserve to have hundreds of thousands of dollars taken away from you to raise your new child. Chicks are very good at 'forgetting' to take birth control, so you can't always fall back on that. Especially if she feels like shes losing you or wants to push for marriage.
You want an abortion. She's hesitant, but you aren't ready to be a father and have your whole adult life ahead of you. What do you do? You pull a hail mary.
-Tell her you love her, you want to get married, you want to settle down in the near future. (You are lying through your teeth of course)
-Explain to her that having a child right now, will cost a lot of money which could otherwise be spent on getting married or on affording buying a brand new home and that you could always have a child later on.
-If she agrees. Be with her at every step to ensure that she has the abortion. Help her book an appointment etc...
-Take her to an abortion clinic and get it done. Afterwards, take her to mcdonalds for an egg mcmuffin (meaning that she had to have had the abortion before 10am).
-Then dump the bitch.
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02-09-2012, 01:41 AM #1Banned
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IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: Pullin' a hail mary (Lesson from Tom Leykis)
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01-12-2014, 01:52 AM #2Unregistered Sex Offender
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Good idea OP
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01-13-2014, 10:42 PM #3Swiss Bank Account Brah
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Strooong fukin bump. Can't believe no one respond to that rather insightful OP.
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01-13-2014, 10:44 PM #4I g-got a g-good brain
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do you want one more reason that nature never gets one think wrong!! They make people unforgettable one day, so when they don't look like one day what they were for many is because they are working undercover, so we get the chance to never not be truth to ourselves and see the world up side down and its consequences, when you get from this experience all you can, come back to share it with others... love mom...
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01-13-2014, 10:47 PM #5Not gonna make it
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Lmao this is genius. Most chicks keep the baby to keep the guy. If you ensure you will be together then she's more likely to get rid of it.
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03-07-2017, 07:21 AM #6Registered User
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Fuarkkkkkk
Might have to use this, will report back next week. (Hoping she has her period)
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03-07-2017, 07:25 AM #7Good Evening Echo
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id like to hear more about the egg mcmuffin
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