if you have boobs GTFIH

[BookMonkey]

You want tits?!




Here's a tit!!!!

[BunkMoreland]

wheres my favorite nutmiscer with juggs?

[fad3d]

wheres my favorite nutmiscer with juggs?

I'm here....

[BunkMoreland]

I'm here....

no, not you... *******

[fad3d]

Does that mean I can take the tube top off and we arent going to Skype tonight?

[Ion26]

ion26 pls go.

[typeA17]

I'm still here (:

[dreahere]

Hey.

[Ashlei]

wheres my favorite nutmiscer with juggs?

I'm here....

no, not you... *******

Does that mean I can take the tube top off and we arent going to Skype tonight?

in4pics of Matt in a tube top.

[DarthInvadeHer]

Oh hai.

[BunkMoreland]

in4pics of Matt in a tube top.

[vitornoob]

[fad3d]

in4pics of Matt in a tube top.

Forever on spread, sugar.

And theres no way my traps look as good as his

[JasonDB]

I am going to share a story/lesson from my pedicure the other day:

So, I wore my favorite skinny jeans (jeggings stella express in whisker) and had them rolled at the cuff and went for my mani/pedi appointment.

After the mani, I went to roll the legs up on my jeans and realized that it wasnt easy to get them over my calves because the hem line doesnt stretch. Well, I wanted the full calf massage and to not worry about the pants leg getting wet so I said f-it and pulled them suckers up to my knees. Pedicure went fabulous, toes were a pretty bright bold red. I then went to pull my pants leg back to the ankles and damned if they wouldnt budge! Both of us were trying our damned-est to geth them back down. Literally, the two of us yanking on my pants with me holding myself in the chair and pulling up on my leg and her trying to grasp the pants leg and pull it down! i even went to the bathroom to try and get my pants off and pull the legs down that way..... nothing. I was even sitting in her short manicure chair trying to relax the calf muscle to try and get them to go down..... nothing. Finally, we ended up having to slip sissors into the little bit of wiggle room we could make by stretching it and cut the hem line to get them back over my calf. Favorite jeans: the end of your life is near

Note to self and others: Dont ever weas skinny jeand to pedicure

That story should have included a NSFW tag...

[midcoastking33]

Rack rack city bitch

[Ashlei]

Forever on spread, sugar.

And theres no way my traps look as good as his

Do you both wear tube tops whilst you skype each other? lololol

[BunkMoreland]

Do you both wear tube tops whilst you skype each other? lololol

hey, no fair peeking

[Ashlei]

hey, no fair peeking

pics or negs.

[BunkMoreland]

pics or negs.

[Birdman7888]

Also, I'd rep someone hard if they told me who the female is - her face is stunning(body ain't bad either )

Her name is Shay Laren, and luckily for you she's a porn star.

[mynameisuntz]

Lol, Im the biggest anti-gay marriage person out there...

[Lvisaa2]

Her name is Shay Laren, and luckily for you she's a porn star.

/shrug. I don't consider that lucky - that makes me not like it. Plus google shows me that her face in the gif isn't quite what I thought it was. I prefer that beautiful wifey look rather than that sexy tramp next door look.

[Andrew_S]

/shrug. I don't consider that lucky - that makes me not like it. Plus google shows me that her face in the gif isn't quite what I thought it was. I prefer that beautiful wifey look rather than that sexy tramp next door look.

I dig that, "gives me the time of day" look. Hawt.

[necon76]

I dig that, "gives me the time of day" look. Hawt.

Or that 'Doesn't appear disgusted by me' look. Hnnngh.

[Andrew_S]

Or that 'Doesn't appear disgusted by me' look. Hnnngh.

It's a well known fact that if the opposite sex smiles at you or at least doesn't appear angry, they want to engage in sexual relations with you or even get married, depending on how promiscuous they are.

[mynameisuntz]

It's a well known fact that if the opposite sex smiles at you or at least doesn't appear angry, they want to engage in sexual relations with you or even get married, depending on how promiscuous they are.

And if they say a word to you, then you might as well start taking off your pants because it's go time. Right then, right there.

[Andrew_S]

And if they say a word to you, then you might as well start taking off your pants because it's go time. Right then, right there.

You have much to learn young one. Don't wear pants. I just saved you 10 seconds.

[mynameisuntz]

You have much to learn young one. Don't wear pants. I just saved you 10 seconds.

Mind = blown. Also:

Stats: 6'0", 185 lbs

Stats brother.

[Andrew_S]

Stats brother.

LOL. I still haven't updated that...my fulk is going well.

[patsfan313]

36C checking in