if you have boobs GTFIH

[HunterCML]

2nd page and no pics of teddies...

[PerpetualHeaven]

2nd page and no pics of teddies...

I've got your back, homie.

[spicyprice]

Hmm, you got the idea of the show but are not entertained by it...

Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?

It sounds familiar, but I havent seen it. Cliffs?
I just dont get the entertainment factor. Its purely disgusting to me to see people like th Kardashians, Jersey Shore, etc being glorified for living dysfuntional lives.

[womanoid]

It sounds familiar, but I havent seen it. Cliffs?
I just dont get the entertainment factor. Its purely disgusting to me to see people like th Kardashians, Jersey Shore, etc being glorified for living dysfuntional lives.

It's our future. Mike Judge (King of the Hill) wrote it. Here's enough of the synopsis to decide to see it or not,

The narrator (Earl Mann) explains that natural selection is indifferent to intelligence, so that in a society in which intelligence is consistently debased, stupid, irresponsible people easily out-breed the intelligent, creating, over the course of five centuries, an irremediably dim and sexually motivated dystopia. Demographic superiority favours those least likely to advance society. Consequently, the children of the educated élites are drowned in a sea of promiscuous, illiterate, proletarian peers.

In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian graphed as the Army's "most average" soldier, and Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute terrified of her pimp, Upgrayedd (Scarface) (pronounced: upgrade, two Ds for "a double-dose of this pimping"), are guinea pigs in a secret, year-long, military hibernation project. They are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins (Michael McCafferty), is arrested for having started his own prostitution ring under the tutelage of Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (eventually devolving into Butt****ers) is built on the site.

Five hundred years in the future, their hibernation chambers are jarred open in the 'Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505', reviving both of them. Joe crashes into the house of Frito Pendejo (Dax Shepard), a typical, idiot citizen of the American future, whose dwelling is full of junk food with a prominent, giant television screen that is covered with adverts. His name, Frito Pendejo, is a haphazard combination of a product mascot (Frito Bandito) and the Spanish slang word insult.

Frito is watching Ow! My Balls!, a popular TV program that lives up to it's name with very little artistic effort. Joe is disoriented and unable to exercise the discretion necessary to allow Frito to watch his program. Consequently, Joe is thrown out the window his capsule just broke. Joe stumbles into a hospital, where slacker Dr. Lexus, MD (Justin Long), diagnoses him as simply "'tarded" and "****ed up".

[HunterCML]

I bet you I know more about shoes and fashion than you or most females on this site (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

This + your workout split + getting owned by Erik's fiance's legs = hyoge *******.

[lovingit]

I bet you I know more about shoes and fashion than you or most females on this site (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

No worries. I bet you most of the females on this site know more about bb'ing than you. (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

[BunkMoreland]

No worries. I bet you most of the females on this site know more about bb'ing than you. (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

[PhiSig2298]

No worries. I bet you most of the females on this site know more about bb'ing than you. (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

[PerpetualHeaven]

No worries. I bet you most of the females on this site know more about bb'ing than you. (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

Shots fired, shots fired!

[PWOGasMan]

[illiniStrive]

Girly stuff!

So does anyone watch Dance Moms on Lifetime? It's hands down the best reality show.

I didn't start till the second season but now I'm hooked. I danced (still do) when I was younger and the whole stage mom stereotype exists for a reason!

[joelash302]

I am going to share a story/lesson from my pedicure the other day:

So, I wore my favorite skinny jeans blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I tried to read this post 5 times and made it this far. I think that's a win.

[spicyprice]

It's our future. Mike Judge (King of the Hill) wrote it. Here's enough of the synopsis to decide to see it or not,

Oh dear God... I think I can see how this would happen .

[necon76]

Also, I'd rep someone hard if they told me who the female is - her face is stunning(body ain't bad either )

It's Shay Laren.


Knowledge is power.

[ko300zx]

Man titties checking in.

[BunkMoreland]

Man titties checking in.

[ven33]

My pecs bounce when I do elliptical....does that mean I have boobs?

[BookMonkey]

Inb4 people under 25 herp derp this thread...

Edit: nvm...inafter...

[womanoid]

I didn't start till the second season but now I'm hooked. I danced (still do) when I was younger and the whole stage mom stereotype exists for a reason!

The second season is already topping the first (which is still full of lulz). I died when that one mom repeatedly called the teacher a whore for telling her to get a job. omg

[DocSI]

+1 for another female!

There aren't many reality tv shows I can put up with... but I landed on Dance Moms the other day and there's something sick/addictive that I could NOT turn it off!! Kind of the same with Toddlers & Tiaras - won't go out of my way to watch either, but if it's on... that ish cray...

[spicyprice]

I tried to read this post 5 times and made it this far. I think that's a win.

I think you got further than everyone but Mandy!

[necon76]

I think you got further than everyone but Mandy!

I read the whole thing.


I think I may be growing a uterus.

[spicyprice]

I read the whole thing.


I think I may be growing a uterus.

I bet you have an awful time with the skinny jeans and big calves!

[Ion26]

No worries. I bet you most of the females on this site know more about bb'ing than you. (no offense)(not trying to be rude)(no callout)(no hate)

Sure.

[TomBremner]

saw "boobs" and clicked.

[alan aragon]

So what's the official female count (inb4 not including Ion26)?

[necon76]

I bet you have an awful time with the skinny jeans and big calves!

Getting to the point where all my jeans are skinny jeans. Wish it was still 1995 so I could be comfortable again.


And saying I have big calves makes you my new bff.

[ven33]

3rd page....still no boob pics

[PerpetualHeaven]

3rd page....still no boob pics

Is this what you're asking?

[feelsg00dmayne]

ion26 pls go.