lol, I live 1.5 miles from one.
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12-31-2011, 12:41 PM #31
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12-31-2011, 12:41 PM #32
finally, been waiting for this forever OP
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12-31-2011, 01:30 PM #33
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lulz in vegas just about every Asian massage place gives happy endings. Only some ask if you're a cop, some just jump right in lulz. I went home on leave in Texas and went to one that was incredibly hard to find. There literally was no sign other than vynil stickers on this door that could only be opened from the inside. The ones in Vegas are all over, they open all the time. I could probably find at least 300 in Vegas alone. None the less I don't think it's something the police really want to get involved with. After all this is vegas. I did try some in New Mexico too, but they were much more careful. I went to one and the woman asked me a few times if I was a cop, never got anything more than a sensual massage but she definitely knew what she was doing.
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12-31-2011, 01:40 PM #34
I would imagine these girls are dirtier than strippers. No thanks. Also, how is this lega / how aren't they all under arrest?
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12-31-2011, 01:45 PM #35
There are 5 in my area and one is not even half a mile away isthisreallife
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12-31-2011, 01:53 PM #36
lmfao by me
"In a small strip of medical offices. Parking was easy. Waiting lobby was well lit, and comfortable. Parlor looked in good shape, but laundry machines too close to the rooms. Heard machines running during visit. Had to wait 10 minutes before getting a room, but I never saw another guest. Well managed."
"I never asked, not was I ever told my provider's name. She was dressed modestly, and seemed more business oriented, than pleasure oriented. I did not mind, as the business oriented provider knew her stuff, and gave me one of the best massages I have had in a long time. Perfect blend of massage, stretching and bone cracking. Upon the flip she made the motions for a HJ, and I said ok. What an experience. Most just go straight to the hard and heavy, but she was all about teasing it. FUMA was performed at the same time, making a very pleasurable experience. When done, we realized we had 15 minutes left, so she gave my arms, legs and neck another go. I really appreciate it when providers work the entire allotted time. When our time was up, I got the usual hot towel treatment and a bottle of water. At no time did she mention additional tip. I left an appropriate amount on her table before leaving."
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12-31-2011, 01:56 PM #37
i got the weirdest 16 y.o boner. I thought this shyt only happened in porn lmfao? Anyways, you gotta be a real foreveralone to actually actively seek this shyt.
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12-31-2011, 02:03 PM #38
It appears this man had a wonderful time
"FIrst off, there was no HE, or any other "extras" on this massage. Strictly legit. Now, if it was a good legit massage, then I would have given the place a better rating, but the massage absolutely sucked. It pretty much consisted of a 40+ year old Chinese woman pouring cold oil on me and then proceeding to slather it around while pinching and beating me. No that may get some of you dudes off, but not me. As stated above the provider kept leaving the room and yelling a people in Chinese, then coming back in to resume the punishment. I stuck through it all hoping to at least get an HE for all my pain an suffering, no luck. She toweled me off with a nuclear hot towel and simply said, "Massage Finished!" Not for me, but whatever. I thanked her, tipped her $15, which by the way was way over gracious for what I got and left. Maybe pickins are slim here in CO, but this place comes nowhere near anything I am used to in CA."
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01-01-2012, 05:38 PM #39
lol some funny reviews on here.
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01-01-2012, 05:41 PM #40
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Imagine the police raiding them then all the asian chicks running out like Quagmire's garage
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01-01-2012, 05:42 PM #41
lmao this is funny
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01-01-2012, 05:46 PM #42
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01-01-2012, 05:48 PM #43
I get redirected too http://www.6classifieds.com/
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01-03-2012, 06:32 PM #44
lol
"First time I had a Thai massage combo or Thai for that matter. I did enjoy the massage and might try going back. while face down she really worked my ass and the stretching was nice. I was on a floor mat and it was nice having her sitting over me. but when it came to the flip she brushed it a couple times which I thought was a positive thing turned out the wasn't going for it. At the end of the massage the little towel looked more like a treaty flag so there was no question about my being excited she said all done at which I said "All done?" and looked at the flag flying high and she gave a bit of a giggle and asked if I would like some water. I got dressed and tipped her and walked out into the night."
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05-15-2013, 12:10 PM #45
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I say that massage has become an important part of health care in general for many people living in today's stressful world. Lillian promise to offer the best prenatal massage Chicago West Loop location. Our licensed professionals are fully accredited and offer a special deal for you relaxed and refreshed.
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05-15-2013, 01:53 PM #46
I googled the address of one place near me and a bunch of news articles popped up
Apparently the FBI raided this place, found drugs, guns, money, etc and it was run entirely by the Chinese mafia
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05-15-2013, 01:56 PM #47
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I don't get it.
Surely it's better to just masturbate
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07-23-2013, 12:09 AM #48
Yea it's better to wank yourself off than to have a hot Asian woman do it for you.
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07-23-2013, 12:33 AM #49
oh lawd, have 1 .6 miles from my house. there are actually many in my area.
still not in, awkward as fuk.
edit: oh, and i walked/jogged by it 4 days ago on my way to a store right by it. oh lawd.
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07-23-2013, 01:08 AM #50
I'll stick to my main chick , they should have coupons though **** 80$ .
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07-23-2013, 01:09 AM #51
So why dont the popo just hop on here for a sec and have a ballgame?
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07-23-2013, 01:14 AM #52
.....i seriously want to go to one of these.....srs......
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07-23-2013, 01:18 AM #53
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lol there's no way this is legit
I wish I didn't have to become a member just to read a damn review thoWe were all witnesses.
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07-23-2013, 01:23 AM #54
"Oops" Lol.
"I've been going to this place for years. Yes, the ladies are older but I go there because Mimi and Joanne both do great rimming and BBBJ. Mimi likes me to cum in her mouth and swallows it. Joanne doesn't like CIM but there's been a few times when I've exploded in her mouth without warning her Lol, she is not pleased and spits it out, I just say "Oops sorry, forgot." I always tip them 40."
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07-23-2013, 01:28 AM #55
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Wonder if my private health insurance will cover these places...
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10-06-2013, 10:25 PM #56
Honey Bunch Models Website
I heard a few guys checked them out and was satisfied, just something to pass on!
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10-06-2013, 10:27 PM #57
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10-06-2013, 10:30 PM #58
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06-17-2014, 05:18 PM #59
Rubmaps is still going strong looks like. They have plenty of reviews for rubbing and tugging places.
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06-25-2014, 08:30 AM #60
Help me out y'all
Hey guys I'm trying to find work in a HE massage place I don't know where any are bc I ain't from austin if u can help me out ild appreciate ya ;-) mwah
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