Random girl came and sat next to me at library JUST NOW (SRS, PICS)
Dead fuking srs
-Was studying
-Got hungry
-Went to buy Jalapeno Cheetos (so good), and some mini candy chocolate thingies
-I left my stuff on the table; that is, people knew someone was sitting there.
-I come back, and see this cute TINY girl sitting across from me
-I jokingly say, "Uhh who said you could sit here?" and laugh; tossed her a Resses cup
-She nervously laughs
-Still sitting across from me; no signs of checking me out or anything, but she hasn't left yet, so she must not hate me too much
What do??
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11-30-2011, 04:51 PM #1Banned
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Random girl came and sat next to me at library JUST NOW (SRS, PICS)
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11-30-2011, 04:53 PM #2Banned
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misc is fast today
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11-30-2011, 04:53 PM #3Registered User
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say "god i want to worship you, my little princess"
then ask for spoon picspr's:
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #4Registered User
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Ask her if she likes daggers
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #5Registered User
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ask her if she has any questions for the topic regardingI ALWAYS rep back(srs)
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #6Registered User
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fukcing misc lol
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #7MB in MasturBation
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looks like she is texting "oh my god some creep just sat to me and I'm too scared to move. What do?"
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #8Registered User
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op lurin her in with candy
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11-30-2011, 04:55 PM #9Banned
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awareOriginally Posted by Jon85
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11-30-2011, 04:56 PM #10♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
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OP posts about how he is sitting on his ass choking down candy
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11-30-2011, 04:56 PM #11Boxing and Deadlifts
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lol'd at randomly giving a Reeses Cup, probably scared to move
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11-30-2011, 04:56 PM #12Registered User
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #13Everybody loves me
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Originally Posted by Jayson01
This. Seriously OP, could you be anymore awkward?Originally Posted by rynofan
keep rep trading out of your sig line
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #14Banned
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This sounds insane....
but she might be just studying.
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #15Registered User
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Aware her on the tiny razor blade that you put in the Reese's.
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #16Banned
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What should I do? She's clearly studying, so I don't want to bug her, and its the quiet area of the library.
I'm leaving in about an hour - should I just write my number down on a piece of paper before I go, would that be alpha?
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #17Is Nobodys Toby
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^this, strong usernameOriginally Posted by rynofan
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #18Registered User
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shes obviously texting her girlfriends about how bad she wants to staple your documents cuz. just whip it out and tell her to get to work
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #19Registered User
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girl sits down and you make thread instead of talk to girl
COME ON MAN!
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11-30-2011, 04:57 PM #20Registered User
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lol why did you give her candy?
Stay Classy
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11-30-2011, 04:58 PM #21Registered User
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link her to this thread
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11-30-2011, 04:58 PM #22Hala Madrid
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that was a pretty alpha move giving her chocolate.
wait till she eats it then
Yell out " next time its gonna have roofies in it." and then wink at her
Nice Macbook btw. Was the phaggot store having a sale?
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11-30-2011, 04:59 PM #23Pioneer DJ aficionado
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oh god, after 2 hours of silence your number left behind on paper would be the least alpha thing everOriginally Posted by Jayson01
Lift hard and take a multi, brah
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11-30-2011, 04:59 PM #24Banned
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I just had a bunch in my hand and decided to toss her one to be nice, idk.Originally Posted by batman-42
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11-30-2011, 04:59 PM #25Registered User
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Damn the misc sure has turned into a big cluster fuk of socially retarded forever alones who make threads about a girl who sits on the same table as them
Sig cant be a novel.
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11-30-2011, 04:59 PM #26Registered User
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Misc hat!
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11-30-2011, 04:59 PM #27Banned
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tell her if she was a triangle, she'd be acute one
then say please respond
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11-30-2011, 05:00 PM #28Registered phaggot
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-tell her that you like her pants but they would look better on the floor
-bertstare her until she removes an article of clothing
-get her name. find her email address. create her a misc account (username: I<3Jayson01)
-call police because she trespassed on your table
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11-30-2011, 05:00 PM #29Have you found Brodin?
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F*cking hell I lol'd, is this thread real life?
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11-30-2011, 05:00 PM #30Banned
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grab her dick
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