Which sport could you have possibly gone pro in and what's your excuse?

[MiaooChai]

Since we're all alpha and daily bang 10/10s. We could all of course have gone pro in sports. Name yours.



Tennis.


Shoulder dislocations, just a lot of shoulder related injuries. Still cant lift properly with right shoulder.

(e-sports, vid games can count too if you're really good.)

[Sensei Squat]

Pigeon racing

I am too heavy for the pigeon to carry me

[MiaooChai]

Pigeon racing

I am too heavy for the pigeon to carry me

Don't you have to be chosen by a pigeon?

[Riceboi]

MMA, bad knees though.

[MiaooChai]

MMA, bad knees though.

That's a downer. I always thought you'd go far in MMA.

[rekt]

Use to be pretty good at rugby but then i suddenly stopped, haven't played since i was 15.

[EvolutionSic]

Boxing, Would of been a champ, then though i only did it for like 3 weeks, got a cold so quit yooo!

[FonAequalsMASS]

Chess, but i broke my hand during the title fight for the grand championship

[Lughd]

baseball...was hoping to go to university on a scholarship but I blew out my shoulder. I probably could've bounced around on some semi pro teams for a couple years but probably wouldn't have made it very far.

[in4thelulz]

Golf......could've played Division II...passed on it to go to state school......feelssadman.

[MiaooChai]

baseball...was hoping to go to university on a scholarship but I blew out my shoulder. I probably could've bounced around on some semi pro teams for a couple years but probably wouldn't have made it very far.

Fuk shoulder injuries. Did you ever recover fully?

[TreyTrey]

football

inb4 size/height

pretty sure i could throw far as fuk/pretty straight when i was a 120lb twig with 0 muscle

[POWERHEITZ101]

I'm a 3rd degree black belt...registered hands.....lethal weapon on the citizen streets.

I was going to go pro in UFC but I fell behind a little bit after I armbar'd and almost fully submitted a silver back gorilla. I trained for 6 months & 6 days, 6 hours & 6 minutes long for that damn primate.

[aznboi92]

starcraft but i didnt get high speed until 4th grade by then everyone was already 2 steps ahead

[MiaooChai]

football

inb4 size/height

pretty sure i could throw far as fuk/pretty straight when i was a 120lb twig with 0 muscle

My friend had the same stats and he was pretty much one of the best QBs in the state. He coulda gone to an OOS college but just didn't go through with it, waste of talent.

I'm a 3rd degree black belt...registered hands.....lethal weapon on the citizen streets.

I was going to go pro in UFC but I fell behind a little bit after I armbar'd and almost fully submitted a silver back gorilla. I trained for 6 months & 6 days, 6 hours & 6 minutes long for that damn primate.

Wow you're a fuking twig. I on the other hand just got back from tesco grabbing myself some chicken and mackerel. FILTHY white wife beater on.. blood, grease and all sortsa **** on it. Just finished a SICK delt workout, plus NO Xplode so the veins looked ****ing freaky. Walking past every fuker there is eyeing me, girls chatting suddenly go silent when I walk past. Didnt even look at them, Im in the fukin zone son. 150lb brahs feeling swole in their tank tops move the FUK out of the way when I come through. Mean as fuk, didnt even do my hair. I just dont give a fuk, kunt. Pay for my sh*t and walk up to the cigarette counter (yeah I smoke when I got the roof down, who gives a fuk). Bitch looked at me stuttering. Didnt know what the **** to say. Throw some money on the counter and bounce the fuk out bro. Im a fukin boss, kunt

[Lughd]

Fuk shoulder injuries. Did you ever recover fully?

Nah, I think I need surgery to make it 100% again but it's a pain in the ass to get a doctor to commit to do it because it really only limits my ability to throw a baseball hard. It affects my lifting but not enough that I'll pay for it on my own.

[MiaooChai]

Nah, I think I need surgery to make it 100% again but it's a pain in the ass to get a doctor to commit to do it because it really only limits my ability to throw a baseball hard. It affects my lifting but not enough that I'll pay for it on my own.

I did a lot of rehab for it and tried some my parents got some natural herbal medicines from India and its a lot better. I still don't know to this day what it was, but its some plant extracts or something. I pretty much can't play tennis now because the serve aggravates it sometimes.

[Erik2806]

football as a punter. didnt do my homework in terms of getting tapes out there like i wish i did. got asked to walk-on at a few 1A schools, but i opted out because they werent as strong academically as the schools i got into outside of sports

[Bluestar92]

Swimming, I was a straight boss at swimming. I still am. I would compete and get 1st place in city tournaments in all various styles, My team fell apart and I just never competed again. I'm still a great swimmer without even trying even now. I can swim 100 meters underwater with 1 breath still, srs. But now I've put on way too much weight from lifting to consider competing. I still race friend that compete and still keep up with them for the first 50-75 meters but I tire too fast after that.

[MiaooChai]

Swimming, I was a straight boss at swimming. I still am. I would compete and get 1st place in city tournaments in all various styles, My team fell apart and I just never competed again. I'm still a great swimmer without even trying even now. I can swim 100 meters underwater with 1 breath still, srs. But now I've put on way too much weight from lifting to consider competing. I still race friend that compete and still keep up with them for the first 50-75 meters but I tire too fast after that.

Mirin hard @ 100m with 1 breath, I loved to swim as a kid and through HS (never competed though.) but I can't really swim anymore cuz of the shoulder movements. I can do some mild swimming but it pisses me off so much. I love swimming

[lakonga]

Starcraft (If E-sport is included)

Fast hand eye coordination, strong dexterity, low reaction time, ability to generate thoughts very quickly


I believe i easily could have been a world top player only if i was introduced to the game when i was few years younger (dat young sponge brain, just suck up everything fast & learn quick). FeelsBadMan

[Ravishing_Rick]

football (was too skinny at the time to try out )
baseball
boxing
mma
sprinter
soccer but didnt like it because its ****gy



very athletic

[aznboi92]

football (was too skinny at the time to try out )
baseball
boxing
mma
soccer but didnt like it because its ****gy

am i missing something here? why is basketball not on the list?

[JackedAnimal]

ice hockey, even went to an academy

got concussion, parents pulled me out because they thought i would go on dat crosby time

[Isokinetik]

I could of gone pro in a lot of sports if I wasn't a fkn lazy kunt when I was younger. I used to do karate with this one guy who was a lower belt than me. I quit after a year of doing it. That same guy who was once a lower belt than me is now state champion. The same story goes for tennis, football and swimming.


cliffs: don't be a lazy kunt

[Restday]

Maybe not pro but i could of gone far in MMA but i didnt want to **** me knees up before i joined the army

[in4thelulz]

am i missing something here? why is basketball not on the list?

ravishing rick didn't play b-ball, he was busy mackin on them cheerleadin ho's with the big ole butts

[Ravishing_Rick]

am i missing something here? why is basketball not on the list?

wasnt good at it

[Otaman]

basketball srs

I was a triple time MVP of my high school team which was full of black kids

wasn't tall enough. Decided it would be way too difficult to get anywhere. Also Canada =/= US in terms of athletic rewards

[BBQBrah]

ive never been good at any sports




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