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    Originally Posted by imunninc View Post
    i will never buy from nutrabolics due to all the gay threads you make. (srs)
    Sorry man. Srs.
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    Originally Posted by misoangry View Post


    why dont u become a US citizen first bitch.
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    thank you miss for the phallic shaped sub how about I give you one in return later?
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    Text her: "Funny you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong."
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    Just play it smooth OP, something along these lines:

    Tell her she makes a mean sanwich and maybe she wants to make one at your place.

    Hopefully you guys hit it off, get married, have kids, and you can get a minivan and start making her and junior sanwiches.
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    Pics of said gurl 1st OP, if she delivers looks + can make a good sandwich cut the foreplay and marry the bish SRS
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    Ask her if she'd like to make you a sandwich in her kitchen.
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    when she asks if its for here or to go you say "that depends...when is your lunch break?"
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    Originally Posted by Power_Strike92 View Post
    I get subway a lot and there is this chick who works there who is also in my math class. How do I flirt with her while she is making my sammich?

    Semi srs.
    While she preps your sammy

    "I like the way you handle my footlong...."
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    Originally Posted by Gusthebus View Post
    Text her: "Funny you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong."
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    classy broads always work at subway...don't mess this up OP
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    Originally Posted by Addthefun123123 View Post
    when she asks what type of buns you want, tell her white, ample and (insert her age here) years old
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    ask her if she wants to play with your footlong later
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    Ask her if she likes extra meat with her footlong

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    How about we reverse roles for a day and you let me give you my footlong.
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    Ask her if she wants your foot long.

    Not srs

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    Lol just ask her if she understood the last geometry problem from class.

    Most people are idiots and enjoy bitching about how hard school is. Use that to start conversation and don't worry if it goes anywhere.
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    When she tells you how much you owe, say "wait a sec, I gotta get my coin purse," then pull down your pants and flop your sack out onto the counter.

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    While she preps your sammy

    "I like the way you handle my footlong...."
    why misk so genius

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    "you've got it all figured out don't you: you get paid for something something you're genetically supposed to do anyways - make sandwiches"

    If she laughs at this obviously sexist comment, she will have sex with you. If she doesn't, take the hint because you're a phaggot and she has no interest in your lawn mowing skills.
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    I came up with one of my own.


    "You shouldn't be making my footlong, you should be making my cawk long"
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    Tell her that story you told us about how you nearly got bashed by the school football team in the cafeteria for calling some girl a slut and then screamed something ridiculous about being a lion. That was pretty funny.
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    If she was a shiity sandwich maker, I'd stare at her and say:



    "Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a ****ing joke dude, and im dead ****ing serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ****ing time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ****ing families poverty dinner on these forums ever the **** again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ****ing ***got."
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    Originally Posted by Smegmalion View Post
    When she asks if you would like 6 inch or 12 inch tell her you're only 11... oh wait you meant the sandwich? My bad.
    when she asks that, reply with "how would you like an 8 inch?"
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    aware her on this thread and she will be overtaken by ur feelings she will be forced to eat supper with ya
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    i think any of the above lines will work ..if spoken in a sarcastic joking manner with a huge smile on your face so she knows your not being creepy or a perv...and she will laugh it off....then engage in normal conversation ...that doesnt involve cawks and walks..talks...
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    ill have a footlong meatball no homo



    but srs, used to work at subway with decent looking girls, they think your a creeper unless your a 10/10 srs

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    tell her you have double the meat of your competitors but don't charge extra
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    Here is what you do. You super white knight her ever step of the way. I'm talking over the top, and in a way she isn't sure if you are serious or messing with her. Start off like "Wow, you really ARE a sandwich artist. I really like how you cut that bread, PERFECTION!". Then "You put the meat on there perfectly, it's an homage to sandwich making. You babe, are much more than a sandwich artist, you, yes YOU are a sandwich genius." etc. The whole process. Even over the top compliment here about how she makes change at the register. Then, as you are walking out, slightly turn toward her and say, "Want to come home with me?"

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    this whole thread

    Her: What can I get for you
    You: Are you on the menu? Because I'll take one of those

    Works everytime
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    Originally Posted by Power_Strike92 View Post
    I came up with one of my own.


    "You shouldn't be making my footlong, you should be making my cawk long"
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    Originally Posted by hockeytownfan View Post
    Here is what you do. You super white knight her ever step of the way. I'm talking over the top, and in a way she isn't sure if you are serious or messing with her. Start off like "Wow, you really ARE a sandwich artist. I really like how you cut that bread, PERFECTION!". Then "You put the meat on there perfectly, it's an homage to sandwich making. You babe, are much more than a sandwich artist, you, yes YOU are a sandwich genius." etc. The whole process. Even over the top compliment here about how she makes change at the register. Then, as you are walking out, slightly turn toward her and say, "Want to come home with me?"

    It's ace dude, do it.
    ahh yes, the fully unabated white knight method

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    this whole thread

    Her: What can I get for you
    You: Are you on the menu? Because I'll take one of those

    Works everytime
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