sluts discussing penis size of NFL/NBA players (BBC)

**POOHBEARx3** · 10-11-2011, 06:51 PM

**BoneSkinny** · 10-11-2011, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by POOHBEARx3

Fawkin' snicker lickers

**weightgainnow1** · 10-11-2011, 06:54 PM

lol @ this site. seems like a bunch of lies though, no pics?

**U295** · 10-11-2011, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by icewill36

lulz

Okay now i know why misc is obsess with it

**Arch808** · 10-11-2011, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by MrMeatwhistle

Personally I think they probably are around that. Remember lets say the average American is 5.25inches NBPEL. But the average American is in bad shape and has a 1.25 inch fatpad

That is 6.5 inches BPEL.

Now lets say the average athlethe only has a .5 inch fatpad. ( could be more or less ) If they had the same dick they would then be 6 inches NBPEL.

Remember they get better EQ from better circulation, better test levels, better diet etc, better sleep.

Your talking about during puberty them gaining an extra inch in dick length.

Also I'm packing around 7.3875 inches NBPEL and around 8.125 inches BPEL and i'm sure its going to keep growing and I attribute some of those gains to a healthy lifestyle.

If a pro athlethe has had a healthier lifestyle for longer, is more dedicated, and had higher levels of HGH your probably going to have alot of guys with legit 8 inches NBPEL in pro sports.

Probably no body bigger then 9 inches NBPEL. Since I don't even think any pornstars are on that level.

i see what you're saying. but i thought that it's if you lose like 30lbs of fat; you gain about an inch or something?

i'm not trying to make fun of you or anything but this means that the thicker my fat pad, the bigger my penis? am i doing it right? srs btw.

oh and would you care to let us know what NBPEL and BPEL stand for?

**ImDepressed** · 10-11-2011, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Arch808

i see what you're saying. but i thought that it's if you lose like 30lbs of fat; you gain about an inch or something?

i'm not trying to make fun of you or anything but this means that the thicker my fat pad, the bigger my penis? am i doing it right? srs btw.

oh and would you care to let us know what NBPEL and BPEL stand for?

Your BPEL(ruler pressed against the pubic bone(fat pad) is your "true" length. Losing weight gives you better blood circulation throughout the body, which gives you a harder erection. Its also makes your fat bad smaller so your NBPEL(not pressed against the pubic bone) increases.

**Ravishing_Rick** · 10-11-2011, 07:04 PM

come at me shaq

but not in a sexual way

**SexualDeviant** · 10-11-2011, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by MrMeatwhistle

Unless a women randomly found Fred Dingo or SD she would probably have to take 100+ cocks to find an 8x6.

Call meeeeeee.

**jerseyshorebrah** · 10-11-2011, 07:06 PM

I have a strong feeling its a bunch of guys on that board

**Arch808** · 10-11-2011, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

Your BPEL(ruler pressed against the pubic bone(fat pad) is your "true" length. Losing weight gives you better blood circulation throughout the body, which gives you a harder erection. Its also makes your fat bad smaller so your NBPEL(not pressed against the pubic bone) increases.

Gotcha, thanks!

repped with ultra measly reps

**marin3muscl3** · 10-11-2011, 07:08 PM

LAWL

**Kaduceus** · 10-11-2011, 07:10 PM

Misc is obsessed with penises Good Lord.

**SexualDeviant** · 10-11-2011, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by jerseyshorebrah

I have a strong feeling its a bunch of guys on that board

Probably that, or females that are fantasizing.

**icewill36** · 10-11-2011, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by jerseyshorebrah

I have a strong feeling its a bunch of guys on that board

i think some are definitely legit,, like the chick that posted the pick of joey dorsey. There are more pics in the secret part of the forum.

**FlabbyAndSick** · 10-11-2011, 07:22 PM

lol @ "15 minutes? poor thing"

15 minutes of fukking deserves pity? wtf

**Thebeard11** · 10-11-2011, 07:22 PM

"accidentally" came across. your a *******

**iamtough** · 10-11-2011, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by icewill36

lulz

dat long

**SexualDeviant** · 10-11-2011, 07:34 PM

The bulge in his shorts is clearly not the shape of a penis. It appears to be the shape of a beer can. Visualize a 24 ounce Coors Light can in your hand and put it up to the bulge in his picture. You can see where the can-like object begins, and you wouldn't have that bulge shape if it was real.

**FlabbyAndSick** · 10-11-2011, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by SexualDeviant

The bulge in his shorts is clearly not the shape of a penis. It appears to be the shape of a beer can. Visualize a 24 ounce Coors Light can in your hand and put it up to the bulge in his picture. You can see where the can-like object begins, and you wouldn't have that bulge shape if it was real.

lol ok mr. 10 inch penis

**gillytg** · 10-11-2011, 07:40 PM

proof all women are sluts

**SexualDeviant** · 10-11-2011, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by FlabbyAndSick

lol ok mr. 10 inch penis

U mad?

**FlabbyAndSick** · 10-11-2011, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by SexualDeviant

U mad?

no but it sounds like you are

**MrMeatwhistle** · 10-11-2011, 07:54 PM

Also an important thing to note. Most good stories are full of exaggerations and lies.

Would that forum be interesting if everyone was telling the truth?

If half the posts in there didn't exist, since half of those encounters never happened. ( Just like miscers lie about having sex with hot chicks, I am sure there are males pretending to be females, and females lying about having sex with pro athletes. )

And the encounters that did happen...

would it be fun to say that they met the guy at a club, that they blew him and he had an average sized penis? Or a slightly smaller or slightly bigger then average sized penis? No that would not make for a fun story.

What does make for a fun story and interesting story is if the girl claims that she met the guy, he took her on a date ( the female version of an e-stat it would mean that she is attractive enough for a pro athlete to spend time and money on her ) and that she had sex with him and he had a huge cock that is a size that has never been shown before. ( 12+ inches ) that lasted for hours or that the guy had a tiny micropenis ( that is 1 inch ) that couldn't get hard and smelled bad.

In reality neither of those stories are probably true, and most of these guys are probably packing something a bit above average but not a huge difference compared to average.

**Fever4DaFlavor** · 10-11-2011, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by SexualDeviant

Probably that, or females that are fantasizing.

you are underestimating the power of groupies......athletes get approached everyday by these girls just because of their status...they have nothing better to do than to get f ucked by a pro athlete so they can brag to their friends in their meaningless life.

**MrMeatwhistle** · 10-11-2011, 08:01 PM

Also on the exaggerated penis size stats that have spread because of porn...

We see in porn claims of 11+ inches, but on places like LPSG nobody has seen a properly measured penis that is even bigger then 10 inches NBPEL.

Porn is selling a fantasy, and advertising yourself as packing 13 inches, when your really 9 inches is helping sell that fantasy.

In porn most of the male stars are short, and most of the female stars are very short and petitte.

If we say the man's hand measures 3.5 inches across, the female's hand measures 2.75 inches across and the guy has a 2 inch head. ( Which is a huge head. )

Then they would be able to fit both of the women's hand, one of the man's hand on the shaft, and have the whole head exposed without pushing the balls back or bone pressing.

No one in porn even comes close to that.

As a matter of fact most pornstars are not even 2 handers. Mandingo is considered to have the biggest dick in porn, or one of the biggest.

When he grips his dick with both hands, he does not have to move his balls and he has two full hands and the whole head exposed, now he does have a pretty big head size. But the way he grips it, is similar to the way I grip my dick. I'm 7.3875 inches NBPEL, 8.125 inches BPEL, and can grab it with both of my hands fully have a bit of the shaft and the whole head exposed without moving the balls.

Mandingo probably has a 2 inch head, my head isn't as big so we give him 3/4ths an inch there, and if we just say his hand is slightly wider. ( He is not a tall man, he is 5 foot 7 so he most likely does not have giant hands. ) We give him another half an inch because of having a bigger hand.

That equals 3/4ths + 2/4ths= 5/4ths= 1.25+ inches. Making him most likely around 8.6 inches NBPEL, since he is not as lean as I am, he might have a quarter inch more of a fat pad, so we add an inch to his 8.6 NBPEL, and he is 9.6 inches BPEL.

So being very generous one of the biggest dick in porn, is most likely 8.6 inches NBPEL, 9.6 inches BPEL, pretty much showing that other then physical abnormalities, 11inches, and 12 inches does not even exist and if it does it is so rare that it likely will not belong to any pro athletes.

**icewill36** · 10-11-2011, 08:07 PM

some of u seem jelly

**Asethi** · 10-11-2011, 08:09 PM

wtf is this ****

**Lollercaust** · 10-11-2011, 08:11 PM

Pour the tea.

Spill the tea.

Sip the tea.

I am here.

**RobertPlant** · 10-11-2011, 08:13 PM

typical..woman are fckin savages who need to be locked up again

**MichaelBb6** · 10-11-2011, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by MrMeatwhistle

Also on the exaggerated penis size stats that have spread because of porn...

We see in porn claims of 11+ inches, but on places like LPSG nobody has seen a properly measured penis that is even bigger then 10 inches NBPEL.

Porn is selling a fantasy, and advertising yourself as packing 13 inches, when your really 9 inches is helping sell that fantasy.

In porn most of the male stars are short, and most of the female stars are very short and petitte.

If we say the man's hand measures 3.5 inches across, the female's hand measures 2.75 inches across and the guy has a 2 inch head. ( Which is a huge head. )

Then they would be able to fit both of the women's hand, one of the man's hand on the shaft, and have the whole head exposed without pushing the balls back or bone pressing.

No one in porn even comes close to that.

As a matter of fact most pornstars are not even 2 handers. Mandingo is considered to have the biggest dick in porn, or one of the biggest.

When he grips his dick with both hands, he does not have to move his balls and he has two full hands and the whole head exposed, now he does have a pretty big head size. But the way he grips it, is similar to the way I grip my dick. I'm 7.3875 inches NBPEL, 8.125 inches BPEL, and can grab it with both of my hands fully have a bit of the shaft and the whole head exposed without moving the balls.

Mandingo probably has a 2 inch head, my head isn't as big so we give him 3/4ths an inch there, and if we just say his hand is slightly wider. ( He is not a tall man, he is 5 foot 7 so he most likely does not have giant hands. ) We give him another half an inch because of having a bigger hand.

That equals 3/4ths + 2/4ths= 5/4ths= 1.25+ inches. Making him most likely around 8.6 inches NBPEL, since he is not as lean as I am, he might have a quarter inch more of a fat pad, so we add an inch to his 8.6 NBPEL, and he is 9.6 inches BPEL.

So being very generous one of the biggest dick in porn, is most likely 8.6 inches NBPEL, 9.6 inches BPEL, pretty much showing that other then physical abnormalities, 11inches, and 12 inches does not even exist and if it does it is so rare that it likely will not belong to any pro athletes.

John Holmes had a 13.5 inch penis - your argument = invalid

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