How to survive when the merde hits le ventilateur (S.H.T.F)

[tbonez3858]

This thread is interesting and well written, but some of you need to get on meds to check that anxiety. 2012 used as a legitimate reason to prepare? I am scared they even give people like you guns...

I do not buy into 2012 or any other conspiracy theory for that matter..My conspiracy theories end where the facts do. (dead serious)

[Steak_n_Taters]

Bang.

All your stuff are belong to me now.

[tbonez3858]

Bang.

All your stuff are belong to me now.

LOL..very possibr

[Ravalis]

Why did you take pics of my supplies homey

[TrainInsane1987]

This is a very interesting read and lots of good, well-researched information, OP. I thank you and rep you tenderly.

[tbonez3858]

Why did you take pics of my supplies homey

Because they were readily available on photobucket, bro...


If you wanna creep dont post yo junk on the bucket...

[qwark1]

After 21 years of being coddled, this thread, along with the Rothschild thread have awoken me to the realities of the real world. My survival instincts have finally kicked in. I have awoken inside. Come at me world.

[Chaan]

Lol at people think "guns" instead of "food"

But all yor stuff berongs to me, ror.

[tbonez3858]

This is a very interesting read and lots of good, well-researched information, OP. I thank you and rep you tenderly.

NP bro..I hope a bunch of people at least something away from it.. I would hate to see miscers waiting in handout line (srs).

[tbonez3858]

After 21 years of being coddled, this thread, along with the Rothschild thread have awoken me to the realities of the real world. My survival instincts have finally kicked in. I have awoken inside. Come at me world.

Good...If the world changes you will be forced into dealing with a host of challenges you have never faced. Most people have never been in the wilderness for more than a night (if that)..You need to get outdoors and learn if you havent. Learn how difficult it is to simply start a fire or boil water...Learn how difficult it is to set a snare...Most of the reality TV survival shows make it look easy...Skin an animal? Gut a fish? When the grocery store is closed...YOU are the butcher, farmer, etc...People have lost ALL of their self reliance skills.

You must go do it and respect it before you are forced to live it...

[Rage Beast]

[IMG]bigscarygun.jpg[/IMG]

Bang.

All your stuff are belong to me now.

Don't shoot! Here take anything you want from my pantry







Meanwhile, after you leave:

[HairyScandinavian]

If you want bare essentials you only need

20lb of white rice
2 gallons of h20
self charging crank flashlight
radio
batteries
fleshlight








jklol all u need to survive is the fleshlight

Lets see, 20 lbs of rice and 2 gallons of water. I'm no mathematician but I think there may be a ratio off somewhere in your equation.

[jj00ee]

Yes you are...Its one of the top three places in America that I would not want to be in a SHTF scenario...



If you are rich you can always take the "get out of dodge on a sailboat" method...

What are the other areas?

Nice thread, subbed, been wanting to start setting aside supplies for some time now.

[Ourturnbaby]

This is awesome thanks tbonez

[tbonez3858]

What are the other areas?

Nice thread, subbed, been wanting to start setting aside supplies for some time now.

Detroit
DC

[jj00ee]

Detroit
DC

DC 'burbs here FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

at least not IN the city though

[2k10SS]

Lol at people think "guns" instead of "food"

But all yor stuff berongs to me, ror.

I like the part were it keeps firing when his finger was off the trigger. 1:37

[SkyFlight23]

what is this...

[KIDRR]

prep

[Steak_n_Taters]

Don't shoot! Here take anything you want from my pantry


Meanwhile, after you leave:

Shoot anyway, then clear your house with this and discover your stores. Sry bro no hard feelings.

[Number_Seven]

In on misc survival crew.

[Volta55]

Op you will def enjoy this website

http://outbreaks.globalincidentmap.com/home.php
includes live maps of earthquakes, hazmats, diseases, exc

def jelly of your bug out bag.. all of my friends except me have ar-15s and food that can stay good for 1 +/- year

one of my friends is so into it that he gathered all these neodymium magnets and basically made a very small homemade generator from magnets, and has his bug out bag too


http://www.ehow.com/about_6717984_ho...generator.html


reps for sure

[NYPat]

OP I'll just come over to your house if the **** hits the fan lol.

[PatrickBateman1]

Once your at home (homestead)

It doesn’t get any better once you get home. If the water is currently working you need to immediately fill the bathtub, 2 liter bottles, sinks, cups and anything else you can get your hands on with water. You will be able to drain the hot water heater and use the ice cube trays to drink at a later time. You will immediately cut your roof gutter drain pipes and install a water barrel to catch the rain coming off of your roof. You need to have a minimum of 1,000 dollars on hand in small bills. Don’t waste your time going to walmart or target to pick up last minute supplies. They have already been emptied and or looted.

Have ALL of the Walmart, Target, Kmart, and Grocery stories in your area distribution centers mapped out on a topo map. Take cash in hand and buy as much as you can of whatever you can at the distribution centers. The people working at these centers are going to be willing to wheel and deal…As a last resort you can try Fedex and UPS shipping centers…

Ummmm... lmao @ contradicting previous sentence.

[crazynewzealander]

Coming from a brah who has lived through 2 pretty large natural disasters (where normal life was impacted for a while) you need prepare by doing the following:

* Stockpile bottled water and canned/non-perishable food. For the first few days after the quakes most supermarkets weren't open, and when they did the shelves were raped harder than a skinny white guy by Bubba in the prison shower block. Seriously, all the useful stuff just vanished within minutes- people go a bit feral. Don't rely on being able to easily purchase food or get clean water, is what I'm saying.

* Get a portable radio, torches, plenty of batteries, first aid kits - these things are crucial and you should have a big kit at home, as well as a smaller kit in your car.

* Have a plan - plan what you will do in the worst case scenario with your family/spouse/whoever you live with.

* Stock up on the smokes, bud, and booze - this might sound stupid, but they can act almost as a currency in terrible situations. I saw a few people trading their food/water for ciggies. They also calm you down a bit haha. Worst case scenario? Get trashed and live your last few hours feeling no pain. (I am being joking here of course)

I can't make recommendations about guns because guns are almost impossible to buy in NZ.

[NYPat]

Oh yeah, one more thing, get a large generator and store as much gasoline as possible. Wire the generator directly to the fuse box in your house and presto: running water, heat, and hot showers (at least at my house).

[SwedishBrah]

Interesting and fun read OP
I won't start preparing until I know for sure **** will get real though

brb building a doomsday shelter in Minecraft

[ragingcrayon]

After 21 years of being coddled, this thread, along with the Rothschild thread have awoken me to the realities of the real world. My survival instincts have finally kicked in. I have awoken inside. Come at me world.

u sound ghey as fukk just so you know

[jovotovo]

OP have you actually done this all ? and also what can i , as a 17 year old do to prepare ?

[Rage Beast]

Shoot anyway, then clear your house with this and discover your stores. Sry bro no hard feelings.

LOL

Sadly though, I can envision gangs doing exactly that. I'm not sure how you could prepare your angus for such a thing, other than hide and hope they don't find you.