No one likes Texas. Please secede from the fuking country. here is why:
-half of your state consists of illegal mexicans who sit around and fuck donkeys all day. the other half are redneck hicks who live in trailers and practice incest
-lifted trucks
-one of the highest rates of homosexuality in the country
-rick perry. guy is a fuking lunatic.
-dallas cowboys. sh*tty team consisting of scumbag players who are dishonest cheaters
-fattest people in the nation. brb the best quality food we have is a high class burger king
-high school football players on cell tech
-still incredibly racist, still hold klan meetings there
-retarded hick accent
-everyone in texas is religious (strong fuktards)
-Sh*t weather
-people are ignorant as fuck
No one likes Texas. pls go.
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09-23-2011, 07:06 PM #1Banned
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Texas needs to secede (dead serious) (texas = f*ggots)
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09-23-2011, 07:08 PM #2
I thought texas was alpha until I met 2 texans on a camping trip... holy **** gave me a bad impression of them.
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09-23-2011, 07:08 PM #3Registered User
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secede.
wat.
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09-23-2011, 07:09 PM #4Registered User
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end well this will not... also I'm pretty sure mississippi is the fattest state...
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09-23-2011, 07:09 PM #5Junior Mod
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Only reason I like Texas is be because they get to exercise their second amendment rights, **** liberal NYC.
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09-23-2011, 07:10 PM #6LIBTARD from KS
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Location: Chico, California
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09-23-2011, 07:10 PM #7Banned
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a texan's idea of camping is sitting in a motorhome, drinking beer, and hanging a confederate flag for everyone to see. they are fuking idiotsOriginally Posted by Dan916
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09-23-2011, 07:12 PM #8This too shall pass
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YEEHAW!!!Originally Posted by betavirgin
I wish I had a motorhome.
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09-23-2011, 07:13 PM #9Resident MISC Artist
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09-23-2011, 07:14 PM #10That's my wrist
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You've never been to Texas, have you? LMAO.
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09-23-2011, 07:15 PM #11not hacked
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Says the beta virgin from chico california.
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09-23-2011, 07:16 PM #12Registered User
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I like texas because of the weather, plus there is a huge indian community there and they arent fobs, they are well settled people with businesses and money etc. Plus I always wanted to go to texas to have a nice "well done" steak with ketchup or something
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09-23-2011, 07:16 PM #13Registered User
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You mean even more than those from Chico, California?Originally Posted by betavirgin
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09-23-2011, 07:16 PM #14Registered User
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I've see more and more California license plates in Texas every day... what gives OP... ya know if California is so awesome?
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09-23-2011, 07:18 PM #15Dimensionally Gifted
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This. California has an equal or greater amount of illegals clogging your economy. Fuk, you're living in a city with a spanish name. lolOriginally Posted by Strawberryfluff
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09-23-2011, 07:19 PM #16Tanned
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Texas has low crime,worry about mexifornia first that ****hole has problems most people wouldnt care if an earthquake tore it up.
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09-23-2011, 07:19 PM #17Dimensionally Gifted
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WTF...NO one in TX eats fuking ketchup on their steak.Originally Posted by Desi_guy
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09-23-2011, 07:21 PM #18🦜
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Even your city name is a mexican name. You are a mexican as well. You are hating on yourself.Originally Posted by betavirgin
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09-23-2011, 07:22 PM #19Registered User
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go on...Originally Posted by Dan916
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09-23-2011, 07:22 PM #20Registered User
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09-23-2011, 07:22 PM #21Cardio phaggot
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thisOriginally Posted by bezarker
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09-23-2011, 07:26 PM #22Banned
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this.Originally Posted by John_Connor
texas also has one of the strongest economies in the US, and this is coming from someone from uber liberal chicago.
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09-23-2011, 07:28 PM #23t-shirt ninja
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Native Texan checking in...Originally Posted by betavirgin
BRB live in metropolitan area
BRB drive an impala
BRB not ghey
BRB don't really give a phuck about the cowboys tbh
BRB not a whale, working on getting shredded
BRB I don't really like any of the people who played football in my high school anyway...
BRB maybe slightly racist, but definitely take it on a person by person basis... (no racist)
BRB no retarded hick accent (maybe used to have one though when I lived in a more rural area)
BRB not everyone in texas is religious
BRB I do wish it wasn't so hot, but there are some nice times of the year
BRB going to a major university and not ignorant as f
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09-23-2011, 07:28 PM #24Registered User
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09-23-2011, 07:31 PM #25Registered User
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OP you forgot to mention the worst president was from Texas
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09-23-2011, 07:32 PM #26Registered User
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OP Chuck Norris does not approve.
Also you are very uneducated in your post.
Sad day.
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09-23-2011, 07:32 PM #27Social Assassin
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cali has more mexicans than texasOriginally Posted by betavirgin
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09-23-2011, 07:32 PM #28Registered User
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Sorry to dissapoint OP...
TEXAS (BLACK MOVING TO - RED MOVING OUT)
VS CALIFORNIA
Seems to be a lot of red coming from California..."There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle." -Gym Jones
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09-23-2011, 07:34 PM #29Registered User
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originally from ny, now living in abilene tx and I fuarking love it here. texas laws are 10000x better than ny or cali. brb almost no crime because everyone has a gun in their car
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09-23-2011, 07:34 PM #30Registered User
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lol @ saying texas has more homos than California
Sad day.
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