Treadmill Confessions

[Trillios]

I side step often to relieve a wedgie.

[PhiSig2298]

I side step often to relieve a wedgie.

I workout in a thong so I don't have to worry bout that..


I side step to fix my bat wings

[mynameisuntz]

[NegatronPrime]

I confess that i am not one of them *******s that put it on full incline and hold on for dear life while i try to walk at speed thinking im doing work

Edit- I sometimes use the treadmills to check out girls in the mirrors on the wall when theyre on the resistance bikes infront of me.







you may lol, but i recently sent a copypasta to one of said girls from the gym over ******** inbox, and lo and behold it fuking worked. taking her out one day soon. mind was fking blown srs. god bless treadmills

[kkaustin812]

If no wegie then you're doing it wrong, unless you're going commando which is equally correct.

[mynameisuntz]

you may lol, but i recently sent a copypasta to one of said girls from the gym over ******** inbox, and lo and behold it fuking worked. taking her out one day soon. mind was fking blown srs. god bless treadmills

Should hold nutrition misc YBD nominations.

What copy/pasta did you use?

[kkaustin812]

Ybd?

[Siafu4Life]

I confess that i am not one of them *******s that put it on full incline and hold on for dear life while i try to walk at speed thinking im doing work.

That **** is so annoying. Always gives me a chuckle.

[mynameisuntz]

Ybd?

Ya Boy Dave. He's a legendary miscer, haha. Loads and loads of threads where he's just picking up girls, trolling them, or getting approached by girls who have boyfriends/husbands.

Here's his latest: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=137870723

[NegatronPrime]

Should hold nutrition misc YBD nominations.

What copy/pasta did you use?

Some kid who spends all day trolling girls on ******** /fit/.

Think hes a Narcissus wannabe but Im not complaining cause i stumbled across his page and lulz were had.

I used the following:


not as epic as some, but i sure as hell aint complaining after the result lololol


edit - no this isnt me and that isnt her, its one of his screenshots

[xtomo]

omg i know , it feeling so freaking bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its even worst if you get wedgies when you are doing squats with belts on.

[mynameisuntz]

Some kid who spends all day trolling girls on ******** /fit/.

Think hes a Narcissus wannabe but Im not complaining cause i stumbled across his page and lulz were had.

I used the following:
[img]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/299770_265842376768599_265836423435861_1063039_103 0745_n.jpg[img]

not as epic as some, but i sure as hell aint complaining after the result lololol


edit - no this isnt me and that isnt her, its one of his screenshots

Should have dropped the, "I've had a crush on you for years."

Still awesome, though! Congrats on your..."hard work."

[NegatronPrime]

Should have dropped the, "I've had a crush on you for years."

Still awesome, though! Congrats on your..."hard work."

not gonna lie, i was expecting either:
a)no response
b)negative response in which im told to get fuked.

I got neither.

Now I have her number and discussion of a date.

Starting to feel like im beginning to win at life.



inb4 its actually a man and im being super trolled

[mynameisuntz]

not gonna lie, i was expecting either:
a)no response
b)negative response in which im told to get fuked.

I got neither.

Now I have her number and discussion of a date.

Starting to feel like im beginning to win at life.

inb4 its actually a man and im being super trolled

Haha. There's probably a thread in the misc right now where a guy posed as this girl and is trolling you :P

[trance__dreamer]

i LOVE ybd threads. that thing he did in june was legendary.

i've used the crush line. it works. haha.

[hockeytownfan]

I confess that i am not one of them *******s that put it on full incline and hold on for dear life while i try to walk at speed thinking im doing work

Edit- I sometimes use the treadmills to check out girls in the mirrors on the wall when theyre on the resistance bikes infront of me.







you may lol, but i recently sent a copypasta to one of said girls from the gym over ******** inbox, and lo and behold it fuking worked. taking her out one day soon. mind was fking blown srs. god bless treadmills

Please tell me it was "heavenly blessed beuaty"

[trance__dreamer]

treadmill confessions: running is for ****s. i have to completely focus on my music so i stay on the fcuking god damn contraption device to do all my intervals.

[NegatronPrime]

fking hope not.


me, a 5/10 getting what i consider to be AT LEAST a strong 7 or 8. dis sh!t just does not happen to me.


although it does p!ss me off when i see ugly ass dudes with 10/10 trophy girlfriends.

"oh hes sweet and funny"

no, fk you, he either has money, contacts in higher places or a huge dong and youre a gold digger bish



to keep this nutrition related, i am taking her to dinner. dinner contains nutrition.
seewutididthur?

[trance__dreamer]

fking hope not.


me, a 5/10 getting what i consider to be AT LEAST a strong 7 or 8. dis sh!t just does not happen to me.


although it does p!ss me off when i see ugly ass dudes with 10/10 trophy girlfriends.

"oh hes sweet and funny"

no, fk you, he either has money, contacts in higher places or a huge dong and youre a gold digger bish



to keep this nutrition related, i am taking her to dinner. dinner contains nutrition.
seewutididthur?

you're not a 5, dude.
haha. if he's ugly, he may be secretly good in bed. OR...yea. $, fancy possessions, gives her attention, she can boss him around, blah blah blah.

[hockeytownfan]

fking hope not.


me, a 5/10 getting what i consider to be AT LEAST a strong 7 or 8. dis sh!t just does not happen to me.


although it does p!ss me off when i see ugly ass dudes with 10/10 trophy girlfriends.

"oh hes sweet and funny"

no, fk you, he either has money, contacts in higher places or a huge dong and youre a gold digger bish



to keep this nutrition related, i am taking her to dinner. dinner contains nutrition.
seewutididthur?

1. You're not a five dude, (no homo)
2. Looks don't matter that much anyway. It's more attitude, being fun, and sacking up and acting like an actual man. These things will take you much further than looks.

Edit: oh yeah, and quit putting that shiat up on a pedestal.
Shoot, this is starting to sound like the Misc.

[NegatronPrime]

you're not a 5, dude.
haha. if he's ugly, he may be secretly good in bed. OR...yea. $, fancy possessions, gives her attention, she can boss him around, blah blah blah.

1. You're not a five dude, (no homo)
2. Looks don't matter that much anyway. It's more attitude, being fun, and sacking up and acting like an actual man. These things will take you much further than looks.

I <3 u guise

I'll make a thread nearer the time to track progress.
I feel you are all my friends and would like to keep you up to date on my progress.

Most likely she'll up and leave thinking im a weirdo for snapping photos of our meals.....

[mynameisuntz]

i LOVE ybd threads. that thing he did in june was legendary.

i've used the crush line. it works. haha.

You're a girl. Doesn't count :P

[NegatronPrime]

treadmill confessions: running is for ****s

Im running tomorrow. I'll be sure to wear my anti-*******ry chest tape.



.....wait...........so THATS what it is!

[Trillios]

I workout in a thong so I don't have to worry bout that..


I side step to fix my bat wings

[trance__dreamer]

I <3 u guise

I'll make a thread nearer the time to track progress.
I feel you are all my friends and would like to keep you up to date on my progress.

Most likely she'll up and leave thinking im a weirdo for snapping photos of our meals.....

most pple think i'm a weirdo. but i'm not willing to act the way they find appealing just to keep them around. that's not cool. it's tough being forever alone. but i'd rather not have someone in my life if they think i'm weird. i'd probably get sick of 'em, anyway.

yes. keep us updated. i'm sure there'll be other dudes posting their difficulties as well.

the other chicks in here will chime in that women aren't as visual. i beg to differ. i am very much so. but it's true that generally, we're after different things due to biological differences: put on earth for different purposes, etc. evolution hasn't changed the essentials. feminism is great & all. but some underlying things remain true, even to those really anti-men chicks. lololol.

...in b4 female bashing.

[PhiSig2298]

lulululz bat wings = chicken skin

[NegatronPrime]

even to those really anti-men chicks. lololol.

reminds me of the "i hate men but i wanna be one" that arrogant people say about lesians lol

I agree, obviously as a male I like some feminism in a girl, but if they cant take a light hearted joke or herp the derp with me and cry over everything then id rather be foreveralone.jpeg

[adean1989]

Hmm I think you underestimate how far a cheeky smile, confidence and charisma can go ^ Negatron. I'm not naive enough to say looks don't matter, rather looks are very important to an extent (don't be a fat slob). I'd go as far to say if the girl doesn't run away the moment you approach her you've got a good shot assuming you go in there without expectations (no commitment). Girls really do just wanna have fun ya know?

[Ashlei]

Hmm I think you underestimate how far a cheeky smile, confidence and charisma can go ^ Negatron. I'm not naive enough to say looks don't matter, rather looks are very important to an extent (don't be a fat slob). I'd go as far to say if the girl doesn't run away the moment you approach her you've got a good shot assuming you go in there without expectations (no commitment). Girls really do just wanna have fun ya know?

This hits the nail on the head. Charisma and confidence, cute smile, good personality. Looks are important but not the most important thing...we don't use /10 scales either to rate you. It's more of "yes or no."

That being said about the /10 scale, Negatron you're def. not a 5!

[mynameisuntz]

This hits the nail on the head. Charisma and confidence, cute smile, good personality. Looks are important but not the most important thing...we don't use /10 scales either to rate you. It's more of "yes or no."

That being said about the /10 scale, Negatron you're def. not a 5!

So guys grade via A, A-, B+, B, ..., F.

Girls grade as pass/fail.

I'll take it!