give me some funny ass ones to troll my gullible dumbass friends with..
whats the one with do u realize there are people with serious medical conditions?
Thread: the funny misc memes, copypastas
07-25-2011, 04:09 PM #1
the funny misc memes, copypastas"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit"---Aristotle
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07-25-2011, 04:10 PM #2
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07-25-2011, 04:11 PM #3"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit"---Aristotle
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07-25-2011, 04:11 PM #4
No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. Ibet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. ****s disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. peace.
07-25-2011, 04:16 PM #5
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
holy **** you all are losers. i woke up at my normal time (5 am) and went for a 3 mile run. Got back home and drank a protein shake while watching the news. Hopped online to see how many bitches sent me nudes. The ones that were 10s got a callback. Lined up the one that I figured would put out tonight. Went food shopping for the week so I can cook all my meals on Sunday so I dont have to cook all week. Went to the park to catch some rays and scope out more ass. Now im getting ready to go pick up the 10 and get some ass. Typical day in the life of me.
pulled into a bank parking lot as a robbery went down. saw the guy run out of bank and carjack a car. He made the lady stay in the car and i followed them down the road as i called the police. he blew through an intersection and got hit by a truck on passenger side. He exited car, I exited car. told him to stop, he didnt, i blasted him in the intersection with a .45. Lady died, I was released at scene.
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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