The squat toilet thread - the cure to all your anal problems

[ZenBowman]

Good shiit, also mind blown that there are squatting toilets. What do you say when people ask about the bricks by your toilet?

I've switched to using the Nature's Platform device, it is a neat foldaway device:



Just be careful when getting on/off.

[jimbob007]

Nice massey shot, I used to play billiards daily for a year. So much better than pool, not even funny.

I get confused by Americans talking about Billiards-do you mean Billiards-which is a very rare game mostly played in Europe, with incredibly hard to understand rules & scorelines like 1111-1096 & has little following.

Or do you mean Snooker-the game shown in the gif, which is one of our national sports & not very popular in America?

[stepintoliquid]

um yea that image above was scarred into my brain a while back and is the reason im too scared to squat on the toilet.

but sitting and pushing out monster shts just seems unnatural.

[DGreekStallion]

Will try.

[sups31]

Yeh you should really get it installed.

Have a look at this site


Graphic images so i didn't bother to imbed. Guy squatted on the toilet.

- http://tatt005.blogspot.com/2010/01/...ilet-seat.html

[Colt2535]

rofl

[dizterbd]

best option: SRS



u can get it at blessed herbs dot com

[CoolYam]

this should be interesting when the girls come over

[ZenBowman]

I get confused by Americans talking about Billiards-do you mean Billiards-which is a very rare game mostly played in Europe, with incredibly hard to understand rules & scorelines like 1111-1096 & has little following.

Or do you mean Snooker-the game shown in the gif, which is one of our national sports & not very popular in America?

Snooker, yes.

I lived in the UAE for the first 17 years of my life, was a member of the Indian Sports club (which is based on the colonial-era British gentlemen's clubs in India), so we had 4-5 snooker tables in the bar room (which itself was very clean and distinguished).

[der8auer]

my mind is full of fuk

mine is full of sh*t


in on legendary misc thread

[aflaeomor]

I've wanted to try this for a long time, what do you do at work though? People might notice your feet aren't on the floor lol.

[ZenBowman]

Yeh you should really get it installed.

Have a look at this site


Graphic images so i didn't bother to imbed. Guy squatted on the toilet.

- http://tatt005.blogspot.com/2010/01/...ilet-seat.html

I don't recommend anyone try squatting on the toilet without a platform. It is just 100% unsafe.

[KillaBeez]

for those who take squat dump in public toilet, please make sure you aim right

[ZenBowman]

I've wanted to try this for a long time, what do you do at work though? People might notice your feet aren't on the floor lol.

At work I use the sitting toilet. Never do this without a proper platform, the toilet will break one day and you will be severely injured.

Once a day in the morning on the squat toilet gives you a solid cleanse. After that using the sitting toilet is fine, you won't need to strain much.

[ZenBowman]

best option: SRS



u can get it at blessed herbs dot com

Not quite the same bro, there is not enough opening up of your intestines using that method. It is probably at least slightly better than a plain sitting toilet.

[ElRollo]

I've switched to using the Nature's Platform device, it is a neat foldaway device:



Just be careful when getting on/off.

Have any problems aiming your piss? Seems like a small target.

[TuongLuKim]

A bro down at the gym said below parallel is bad for my knees. Is it OK to quarter squat poop, or do smith machine poops?

[brahhypocrite]

I squat on the toilet as it is... in public and at home. I grew up in another country as a kid and it stuck with me. It's pretty easy and helps with squat form/builds strong legs.

I think it's incredibly disgusting to put your @$$ on a toilet seat that many others sit on in public. I don't know how you guys haven't contracted all sorts of diseases by now.

From a BB perspective:
23 year of squatting 1x a day = 8,395 bodyweight reps ATG squats with static hold at the bottom. And you guys wonder why those in 3rd world countries have phenomenal legs.

[windclimber]

Yeh you should really get it installed.

Have a look at this site


Graphic images so i didn't bother to imbed. Guy squatted on the toilet.

- http://tatt005.blogspot.com/2010/01/...ilet-seat.html

Did she died?

[ZenBowman]

Have any problems aiming your piss? Seems like a small target.

Very valid question. The answer is yes, the toilet comes with a urinary attachment which prevents you from pissing over the toilet seat (redirecting it into the bowl).

[LinebackerGod]

best option: SRS



u can get it at blessed herbs dot com

we only atg squat

[ZenBowman]

I squat on the toilet as it is... in public and at home. I grew up in another country growing up and it stuck with me. It's pretty easy and helps you bigtime with squat form.

I don't suggest doing it on an unmodified toilet, severe injury can result.

[aflaeomor]

I don't suggest doing it on an unmodified toilet, severe injury can result.

What happens? Don't want to look at that pic.

[brahhypocrite]

I don't suggest doing it on an unmodified toilet, severe injury can result.

Been doing it for 23 years. Always had a toilet seat at home.

[ZenBowman]

What happens? Don't want to look at that pic.

1) The plumbing can get unhinged, leaking methane gas
2) The toilet can break, porcelain shards can rip through your anus and thighs

If you don't want to pay $150 for the natures platform thingee, simply buy some concrete blocks and stack them. Much safer. I would place the footpads directly over the concrete though, the toilet should not bear the weight.

[flynn125]

Lol i've always done this, the only time i sit on the toilet seat is when i have the sh!ts, otherwise squatting works a treat, just gotta watch dat der splash

[KillaBeez]

What happens? Don't want to look at that pic.

this happen when squat poop goes wrong

[brahhypocrite]

Snooker, yes.

I lived in the UAE for the first 17 years of my life, was a member of the Indian Sports club (which is based on the colonial-era British gentlemen's clubs in India), so we had 4-5 snooker tables in the bar room (which itself was very clean and distinguished).

Where'd you live in the U.A.E? Where'd you go to school? Lived in AD for 6 years.

[ZenBowman]

Where'd you live in the U.A.E? Where'd you go to school? Lived in AD for 6 years.

*****.

[tbonez3858]

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I can't even imagine squating on a platform to take a dump...It would feel like brushing my teeth with a tampon..