CALLING OUT US MISC - Why are your shorts so long?

[jovotovo]

in the US ppl will think ur on dat ****gy time if u wear hella short shorts. im down to wear them at raves but not everyday lol

who cares what people think, they are just jelous they have sh!t legs, i dont smash my legs for no reason, i reserve my right to wear short shorts

[BEANDIP]

American guys will certainly not be miring. People will wonder if you're on the ****gy time. If your quads are as bulging as you say they are, you don't have to wear shorter shorts to bring attention to them. You can wear swim trunks or just some pleated khakis right above knee length to show off your "bulging quads". The only thing you'll have going in your favor over here is your accent. Unforturnately (but forturnately for you), American bishes is suckers for accents

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by the way... My boxers are the same length as these AUS shorts, LOL!!!

[slvrgtmiscer]

Its just a diiferent type of style that is common in the US. The 'shorts' that we call shorts are different than what you guys call 'shorts'

Different styles for different countries nom sayin?

[CallMeRafer]

7-9" chino's. Occasional 5" if you are feeling yucky. 9" shown below.

If you are tall, 11" should be the max. Short should sit at the knee and not come past them.

[neXen]

I have yet to see a single US miscer actually wear "shorts"

All I ever see them wear is knee covering bed sheets. I'm not having a go at you guys, just wondering what the deal is?

the pic for the us kid is obviously wearing his shorts way to low

also, im glad they are longer, i want to see chicks mid thigh shorts

i dont not want to see a bunch of dudes in mid thigh shorts


but...apparently thats what you prefer...?

[mikeyBarracuda]

can you guys post a link to a good pair of aussie shorts that I can wear that show off my quads.

[df122092]

can you guys post a link to a good pair of aussie shorts that I can wear that show off my quads.

this. where do we find this **** in america

[BEANDIP]

7-9" chino's. Occasional 5" if you are feeling yucky. 9" shown below.

If you are tall, 11" should be the max. Short should sit at the knee and not come past them.

You're making us ppl from florida look like we on dat ****gy time son, im dissapoint

[Keevo]

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by the way... My boxers are the same length as these AUS shorts, LOL!!!

^^strong this

If anyone with HIGH HIPS, BIG HIPS, DAT ASS and LONG LEGS can recommend some quality picks, I'll give measly reps, haha.

Just hard finding the right combo that doesn't squeeze your package from the front (since I got dat ass in the back) and bottom (HIGH HIPS)

no homo

I'm in the same boat bro.. got kind of a wierd body style.. quoted again for some suggestions in exchange for measly reps. In reference to the chino suggestion, anything that looks a little bit more athletic? not a fan of the khaki look, long or short...

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

My theory is that most Americans don't workout, and to show off some chicken quads is not exactly a good thing.... I can honestly say, that when my legs were at their biggest, and I was squating like I monster, I WISHED it was acceptable to wear those short shorts like the aussies wear (srs).... Just my 2 cents.

[XxGeTrIpPeDxX]

7-9" chino's. Occasional 5" if you are feeling yucky. 9" shown below.

If you are tall, 11" should be the max. Short should sit at the knee and not come past them.

These shorts are worn by many w/ class in US. Especially fraternities.

[LBJackson4]

can you guys post a link to a good pair of aussie shorts that I can wear that show off my quads.

Stats: 6'2", 144 lbs

Finding shorts should be the least of your concerns brah.....I can show you where an all you can eat buffet for under $10 is though

[kvd123]

I would wear what Cristiano Ronaldo wears, he has good taaste in high fashion such as Armani and *****.........

Would post pics but I'm on my phone so here's a link

http://www.lifeinitaly.com/files/imagecache/large/cristiano-ronaldo-sexy-swimming-shorts.jpg

[sickdevildog1]

Why are grown men worried about what other grown men are wearing? That's the real question.

[LeanLewie]

These shorts are worn by many w/ class in US. Especially fraternities.

these shorts are worn by *******s who think they have class, but in reality everyone around them is thinking about how stupid and out of place they look wearing them


have fun coming to america wearing your boxer briefs made out of thicker material and getting nothing but lulz and insults from people and girls not miring you


Also, forgot to mention that at my new job one of the guys is always wearing way shorter shorts like you aussie guys and I was going to ask him about why he was on dat ****gy time with his shorts and I soon found out before I said anything that he is in fact on dat ****gy time, hes a chill guy and I have no problem with him or gay people. but in America it is just not how you roll as a heterosexual man who plans on getting laid

[ThreePigs]

Why are grown men worried about what other grown men are wearing? That's the real question.

the misc is a reservoir for closet homosexs.

[kvd123]

And this

http://www.me-me-me.tv/images/2011/01/Cristiano-Ronaldo.png

[McGillacutty]

I have yet to see a single US miscer actually wear "shorts"

All I ever see them wear is knee covering bed sheets. I'm not having a go at you guys, just wondering what the deal is?

I don't own a single pair of shorts that cover my knees...

[bigkarl]

Why do you even call them "shorts" in US?

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Any US miscers care to explain?

Only wiggers wear very long shorts or sag their pants. And here, wearing very short shorts like that is only normal for chicks and gay guys.

[switch87]

that's a wigger you stupid mother fuker. Them and a lot of blacks wear those long ass shorts. I like how retards from other countries see one American wear something, then assume everyone must be exactly the same.

[Jordan4690]

lol at all the ******* aussies saying who cares what people think about what you wear. Ok then why wont you ****ers wear longer shorts? oh thats right youre worried about what other people will think when you wear normal length shorts

[switch87]

Even those are incredibly long.

In Aus we call those 1/2 pants. It's what the kids with no quads wear because they are embarrassed.

Do you guys have shorts available in stores over there?

Those are not long. Sorry we don't dress like *******s over here. Why do all of you wear those tight fuking jeans like you have no dick?

[tigrewoooods]

Why are grown men worried about what other grown men are wearing? That's the real question.

Not worried at all about what other men are wearing. Looking for advice on shorts for myself from those who can offer it.

[AK911PSU]

The reason we don't wear short shorts in America is because if we did we would be deemed as homosexuals. This is why most Americans find Australians to be on that ****gy time (srs).

Nothing wrong with wearing knee-length shorts, they actually look better IMO.

[platinumpike]

i actually dont know. probably basketball influence.
all i know is shorts above the knee feel ****gy.

[feelsg00dmayne]

Fuccckkk had a guy tell me at the creek "you got the only 11 here, don't lose her", she's a ho though.

But yea i look like a slob, haha basketball pants, hahaha. Pick was from winter bulk too. reps for lulz

LOL. did you just call your gf a ho?


and lol @ this thread. it's just as controversial as the cut vs uncut pen0r threads that always pop up.

[midcoastking33]

even those are too long

should be wearing shorts this short, not ones that go below your knee

there is nothing that can make that look good, sorry

[BrennanForever]

My shorts end around my knee area I don't rock the thigh high's.

[jmt92]

mine stop at my knees, like possibly the perfect length imo.

btw, if you need short shorts for people to recognize your legs, you're doing it wrong.

[T00thus]

I like wearing rugby style shorts because they feel nicer than long shorts. I just lol at people who think I look gay in them.