tired of roommate touchin my sh!t

[CaptJones]

OP you're a sick, sick man

[Janzza]

Amazing clock, how does it work?

Clocks.


How do they work?

[SemperFudge]

So the clock doesn't even operate?

no comment

[brazilian1337]

too much time on hands

[SemperFudge]

too much time on hands

[BradInPhx]

you should get one of those room air spray things that detects motion. Hand it up and put the clock over it.

When he removes it, it will detect motion and spray him in the face.

[SemperFudge]

you should get one of those room air spray things that detects motion. Hand it up and put the clock over it.

When he removes it, it will detect motion and spray him in the face.

fawk thats a good idea... thanks thatll be zyzz clock 2.0

[DiogoPT]

so many questions

[SemperFudge]

so many questions

ask away.. im not hitting the gym for about 30 min

brb 1 MR and clen preworkout

[Ivan36]

Instructions:

Step 1: Print out the Zyzz Clock

Step 2: Cut the picture out

Step 3: Tape it to the back of the paper plate

Step 4: Place tape around the inner edges of the plate

Step 5: Stick to a obvious spot on wall

Step 6: Troll roommates

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit

.....that's not a clock....that's a paper plate framed zyzz picture in your room.

[SemperFudge]

.....that's not a clock....that's a paper plate framed zyzz picture in your room.

it reminds me that anytime is protein tiem.

[SQTFTW]

oh lawd, in on 50 page threaD:::

[TheBateman]

lol.
lol

lolololl
lollllllllllll
***

[lmm747]

you should have set up a few knifes that would have fell on his head if he touched your precious clock lol

[SemperFudge]

you should have set up a few knifes that would have fell on his head if he touched your precious clock lol

i dont wanna kill the guy haha

[Celom]

Maybe its a Gay ghost trying to steal your Gay clock herp derp...

[SemperFudge]

I come back from the gym and the trap has been tripped! there will be an ass-beating tonight





he is a miscer though, so there's always the possibility that

[ShinyFleshlight]

Strong trollin' skills brah.

[SemperFudge]

tired of this sh!t. clock was on teh ground again.

i need ways to get revenge on roommate. discuss.

[OhioStateBucki]

i used floss, maybe ill get some fishing wire tomorrow morning

why stop there? get barbed wire. even if he repairs it just demand he show you his cut up legs.

[SemperFudge]

why stop there? get barbed wire. even if he repairs it just demand he show you his cut up legs.

will consider... may place a land mine also.

[howimliving]

one too many shakes on dat dere clock brah







but otherwise=profit

[CaptPicard]

it reminds me that anytime is protein tiem.

lmfao

[fah92]

lmfao i just realized that the big tick marks are protein shakes. lmfao. gjdm

it reminds me that anytime is protein tiem.

lmaooooo oh my god this is hilarious, and the roommate **** just got caught too hahahahhahaha, videotape whatever you do op

[Brasmonky]

You should tie him to his bed when he sleeps and burn the house down.

[Aaron4Prez]

i am loling so hard at this thread omg

[grizzlebees]

Each time he knocks your clock down, you should add another when you put it back up.

2 clocks now, gogogo.... and next clock should have bert incorporated.

Also, double stick tape trip wires.

[PN_1989]

Every hour is protein hour

[joelz54_99]

Tired of all the *******ry in this forum.


Just whack him over the head! dammit!

[SemperFudge]

Tired of all the *******ry in this forum.


Just whack him over the head! dammit!

thats the plan. i put the clock back up and slept at my girlfriend's place last night (felt good man). i look at the clock again, and its on the fawkin ground.