How do I convince my date to do it after prom? We're not bf/gf so any ideas???
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05-10-2004, 08:11 PM #1
Sex after prom
BLAH!
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05-10-2004, 08:14 PM #2
Tell her how you snuck into the over 21 forum, that should impress her
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05-10-2004, 08:14 PM #3
Here is the trick... when you are dancing, start masturbating infront of everyone. Then ask her to join in or get lost. If she doesn't join, atleast you get your rocks off!
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05-10-2004, 08:19 PM #4
ERGH!! seriously guys! what do i do to seduce her?! or hint that i wanna bang her?!
BLAH!
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05-10-2004, 08:23 PM #5Originally posted by NextBigThing
ERGH!! seriously guys! what do i do to seduce her?! or hint that i wanna bang her?!
Ok... I am going to tell you what you have to do. When you are dancing with her... start masturbating and ask her to join. If she doesn't, you got your rocks off!
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05-10-2004, 08:24 PM #6
Wow! You must be every girl's parents dream come true.
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05-10-2004, 08:29 PM #7Originally posted by onebuffchink
Wow! You must be every girl's parents dream come true.
lmao... I am just joking around with this kid... Ok here is some serious advice. When are you dancing with her... start mastu..
haha j/k. Man you CANNOT plan out sex unless it's going to be romantic. Here's what you need to do:
Show her you are worth it (respect, etc.)
Give her attention, but don't over do it
The only plan you should have is... going to a party or getting a hotel or something...
FLIRT WITH HER for crying out loud...
then if something leads to something... find privacy just for some sex and you'll be happy.
Is it really that hard? Geez...
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05-10-2004, 08:40 PM #8
I can't believe that no one has answered him with the real deal
-Chloroform
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05-10-2004, 08:57 PM #9Originally posted by kshatriya4life
I can't believe that no one has answered him with the real deal
-Chloroform
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05-10-2004, 08:57 PM #10
no one has answered his question seriously, because...
1. This is over 21 forum and he is clearly not 21
2. He is going to have casual sex with a girl that he isn't even dating ( prob wont use protection like alot of the younger kids today)
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05-10-2004, 09:01 PM #11
Use a supplement named GHB.
It doesn't build muscle, but it will do the trick!
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05-10-2004, 10:08 PM #12Originally posted by GTJacket
Use a supplement named GHB.
It doesn't build muscle, but it will do the trick!
hahaha hell yea stack that with some roofies and some Alcohol-X
and you've got one hell of a good chance. Nothin beats hard work and dedication tho towards seducing her.
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05-10-2004, 10:23 PM #13
6-pack of champange and a funnel, even your ugly ass is getting luck on prom nite :/
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05-10-2004, 10:24 PM #14
just sneek in some booze then **** her infront of everyone. you name will go down in history
class becuase you pulled out you little dick then she screamed and kicked u in the cock then you fell over and your gay gym teacher runs up and sucks you off
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05-10-2004, 10:31 PM #15
Well I'm feeling in a helpful mood, so I'll try and give some good advice, although you really can't beat chloroform.
First, there's no way to assure getting laid...unless you take a hooker to prom! The best thing you can do is create a situation where hooking up is most possible. This means:
-You must have a place lined up where you two can go alone
-you MUST have protection handy
-alcohol is a must
-flirt a lot
-get her alone at your planned location and make some moves...if you get some then great...if you get shot down, well you'll live...I have and so has every other guy
Throughout the night and even ahead of time, you need to flirt with her bigtime and make sure this flirting involves lots of touching so she's comfortable with you. Dance with her a lot and really milk it on the slow dances(not in the way the previous posters have suggested...unless your date is REALLY cool). Get her drinking as soon as possible. This is essential because you need to give her an excuse to get with you. If she's drinking and loosened up, she can sleep with you and won't feel so much like a slut the next day...girls are weird but it's true. Once she's loose, then make up some reason to get her back to whatever sort of place you've hooked up where you can be ALONE! Many people blow getting laid simply because they have nowhere to go AND no protection...THOU SHALT WRAP IT! Once she's boozed up and you're alone, then start rubbing her shoulders, smelling her neck, kissing her, etc and let things take their course. Good luck and good ****ing!
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05-10-2004, 10:35 PM #16
why would anyone ask a question like that on this forum and expect a serious answer?
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05-10-2004, 10:41 PM #17Originally posted by jg8402
why would anyone ask a question like that on this forum and expect a serious answer?
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05-11-2004, 12:34 AM #18Originally posted by The Wraith
Tell her how you snuck into the over 21 forum, that should impress her
ahhhhhhhh that actually made me laugh out loudI hate stupid.
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05-11-2004, 07:43 AM #19
any chick that doenst put out at prom is a prude.... thats almost like a given, like needing water and air and food to live.
tips.... grind up on her, look into her eyes, get that connection going, a lil alcohol is always good, concentrate on her all night, make her think you "really care"... but actually... all you want her to do is drop her linen so you start grinnin, and do some sinnin
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05-11-2004, 08:42 AM #20
get her drunk, put your dick on her face
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05-11-2004, 09:29 AM #21
how about you don't have sex until you are married.
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05-11-2004, 09:34 AM #22
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05-11-2004, 11:36 AM #23Originally posted by Termmy51
how about you don't have sex until you are married.
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05-11-2004, 12:12 PM #24
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Re: Sex after prom
Originally posted by NextBigThing
How do I convince my date to do it after prom? We're not bf/gf so any ideas???
Get her Drunk, what else would you do after Prom, get Drunk, and have Sex, duh lolKansas City Crew Baby!!!
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05-11-2004, 12:21 PM #25Originally posted by kshatriya4life
I can't believe that no one has answered him with the real deal
-Chloroform
Patent formula of bodybuilding.com which works 100%
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10-28-2013, 12:31 AM #26
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so did u get it in
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