Pic of girl friend:
So anyways me and my girl were banging and we were both really into it and right when I was about to cum I pulled out and splooged all over her stomach which she really likes. So I looked into her heavenly blessed eyes and with my thumb I swiped up some of my jizz and swiped it across her forehead then said "Simbah" and she got really pissed off and said "WHAT THE ****!". She got up and said "don't call me later". Grabbed her bag and some of her clothes and bounced.
That was last night and today she's not answering any of my texts what do?
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04-11-2011, 07:51 AM #1Registered User
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Help misc! Girlfriend won't talk to me!
Last edited by STPinPA; 04-11-2011 at 08:00 AM.
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04-11-2011, 07:53 AM #2**Bicep Warrior**
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OP i would drill my cock so deep into your girlfriends anus that who ever managed to pull me out would be crowned the king of england....
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04-11-2011, 07:53 AM #3Pussy Liquor
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“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
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04-11-2011, 07:54 AM #4Registered User
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Her web cam has crappy definition.Originally Posted by SmashAdams
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04-11-2011, 07:57 AM #5
wahaha cool story brah
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04-11-2011, 07:58 AM #66'4 crew
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OMFG, never thought of doing that. Thanks op
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04-11-2011, 07:59 AM #7Weight Lifter and a MMA
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LMAOOO
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04-11-2011, 08:01 AM #8Kant
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lol'd
def gonna try this on my gf
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04-11-2011, 08:03 AM #9
so much win
Dude if your girlfriend didn't laugh at that she is a complete uptight prude
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04-11-2011, 08:03 AM #106'4 crew
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BUt ignore her, stop texting... Shes way over reacting, after a day or 2 of no contact she'll comeback OP...
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04-11-2011, 08:04 AM #11Registered User
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All joking aside, you degraded her; made her feel cheap and that is the issue. She's 20, probably thinks she's god's gift to the world still and you basically gave her a reality check. Funny as hell man.. lol
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04-11-2011, 08:05 AM #12aesthetically displeasing
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repped op
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04-11-2011, 08:06 AM #13Hehehehehhee
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My ex said she would kill me if I did this. If we ever bang again, this will happen no doubt. Oh and surprise butt sex lol
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04-11-2011, 08:06 AM #14Registered User
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She's pissed because it got in her hair and she despises cum in her hair. Srs.Originally Posted by marcFE
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I've done other stuff to her too like the Angry Dragon (srs) but she didn't get mad and I just played it off like an accident.480 Represent
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04-11-2011, 08:08 AM #15Banned
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i lold hard. sssimbah
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04-11-2011, 08:11 AM #16Registered User
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aware me on this angry dragonOriginally Posted by STPinPA
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04-11-2011, 08:12 AM #17âââââ
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I bet op's frauding. Who's dumb enough to post pictures of their gf on a message board?
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04-11-2011, 08:14 AM #18Registered User
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Learned it on misc few months back. Basically while she's giving me dome and I'm about to cum I thrust and kinda slap the back of her head so that it comes out of her nose and she looks like an angry dragon.Originally Posted by iPhoneSRQ
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04-11-2011, 08:15 AM #196'4 crew
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people who ask for advice about their GF's but dont wanna get 100 comments all being wheres the pics, or i cant see ****, promptly resulting in a neg train.... Come on, you must be new here...Originally Posted by Tamorlane
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04-11-2011, 08:16 AM #20Registered User
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Holy ****, repped. lmao.Originally Posted by STPinPA
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04-11-2011, 08:18 AM #21Registered User
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literally busted out laughing in the library, just to hve a bunch of kids bertstare me
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04-11-2011, 08:19 AM #22Claw Back
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04-11-2011, 08:19 AM #23Mirin natty white teeth?
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and with my thumb I swiped up some of my jizz and swiped it across her forehead then said "Simbah" [/QUOTE]
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04-11-2011, 08:21 AM #24Diamond Member Status
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lolll
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04-11-2011, 08:24 AM #25Registered User
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loled hard!! great thread
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04-11-2011, 08:27 AM #26Registered User
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OP i can already tell your gf will talk to you agian you sound like a winner.
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04-11-2011, 08:28 AM #27Registered User
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troll or not. 5 star thread
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04-11-2011, 08:31 AM #28Banned
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fail, simba is the big lion in that shot, considering neggingOriginally Posted by Wisdom187
fail, simba is the big lion in that shot, considering negging
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04-11-2011, 08:31 AM #29Registered User
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Still waiting on her to text back again. She's never got up and left why she mad tho?Originally Posted by Itz_Skip
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04-11-2011, 08:40 AM #30Banned
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This is what you gonna do ****, call her and say you wanna meet her, apalogize on the phone like a white knoght. When you do meet her, you prepeare her anus then jizz on her face, no mercy
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