An artificial pussy just a few years away

[slimjimmacdim]

It’s called an artificial pussy. It’s basically a collection of sensors, a pump, and a tiny computer no bigger than today’s pussy pumps.

The idea is that the sensors would continually test pussy juice, the computer would decide when cock or tongue is needed, and the pump would deliver the goods automatically.

The software is the key to the whole thing. And now the software works.

Steven Russell and his team at Harvard report they have tested their algorithm on 11 patients, collecting data and delivering medicine manually and running the calculations on a laptop.

Their description of the system in Science Translational Medicine triggered a response from MIT in the same issue, approving of the idea.

The goal is to have a device ready in 2015 for lonely guys, people who currently must give themselves daily injections of porn based on regular checks of their lack of pussy levels. The proposed Harvard device would include manual overrides.

The hope is that the automated testing, and inclusion of vag juice , will provide finer control over cock needing levels, minimizing side-effects of the stds, allowing for both a more normal lifestyle and completely normal lifespan.

Amy Tenderich, community manager at Pussy Connect and manager of her own site, Pussy Mine, wrote recently that “usability wars” in pussy pumps are just starting, with Roche’s purchase of Mandingo, makers of the Monster pussy pump. A completely automated system would turn this industry on its ear.

The Juvenile Pussy Research Foundation, chaired by Mary Tyler Candy Sux Moore, has been pushing the artificial pussy idea for years and its research director recently told HealthDay News it is jizzed about the whole thing, believing the cumming device will “transform the management of pussys.”

The group recently announced it was working with Johnson & Johnson XXL to bring artificial pussy technology to market. The group has yet to produce a news release on the Harvard research. Harvard is not part of the JDRF’s research consortium.



It's amazing what they can do in the medical industry nowadays.

[TrancePhreak07]

I think they already made it from what I hear. The first prototype was codenamed slimjimmacdim.

[liftTENhard]

[slimjimmacdim]

lol i got 1 man...oh yeh

hassle to clean though

[Dude.Jon]

Wouldn't be surprised if scientists start growing vaginas in labs

[obmas]

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[Yeahbudday]

So maybe in the next 20 years we will have fembots who stay at home cook and clean, and have artificial vaginas?

[slimjimmacdim]

So maybe in the next 20 years we will have fembots who stay at home cook and clean, and have artificial vaginas?

already in japan i beleive