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    How do I ask a girl to have sex with me (srs)

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    Girl I want to have sex with. Proper way to ask? I was thinking something along the lines of "Hey I think you're a great girl and I really like you, are you interested in having intercourse by chance"?
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    NOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    wtf?

    Never ask..... Just say "wanna watch a movie in my room?"

    and let things happen
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    "ehhhhh girl how about letting me clap dem cheeks"

    works 100% of the time
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    Whip you dick out in the middle of class and say to the girl, "Its not gonna suck itself"
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    Originally Posted by bcg737 View Post
    NOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    wtf?

    Never ask..... Just say "wanna watch a movie in my room?"

    and let things happen
    I always get so close like I start making out, hugging, kissing, etc. and by that time I have a woody the size of mount rushmore, but then I'm like "have a good night" and we usually depart. I was wondering if I should ask or just start to take clothes off, etc.
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    Usually asking doesnt really workout too well....you just have to kind play it by ear and see how things are going, and go for it.
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    Originally Posted by sorrow87 View Post
    I always get so close like I start making out, hugging, kissing, etc. and by that time I have a woody the size of mount rushmore, but then I'm like "have a good night" and we usually depart. I was wondering if I should ask or just start to take clothes off, etc.
    easiest line ever,

    take her hand, put it on the woody
    say
    " look what you do to me"
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    Originally Posted by sorrow87 View Post
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    Girl I want to have sex with. Proper way to ask? I was thinking something along the lines of "Hey I think you're a great girl and I really like you, are you interested in having intercourse by chance"?
    Sometimes I wonder about a lot of the people on Misc. I didn't check your age yet, but god you'd better be under 15 years old asking this question.

    ETA: aaaaaarrrrrrgh 23?????!
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    lol, if you got her alone and your getting intimate, just start making your move...no need to ask...as long as you don't hear "stop," proceed.

    If anything, telling >>> asking. "Let's ****" > "Can we I have sex with you."
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    If you have to ask, then she's really not that into to you and you come off as beta.
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    Originally Posted by 305livewire View Post
    lol, if you got her alone and your getting intimate, just start making your move...no need to ask...as long as you don't hear "stop," proceed.
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    Originally Posted by bcg737 View Post
    easiest line ever,

    take her hand, put it on the woody
    say
    " look what you do to me"
    Agree. If she is into you like that, and you are kissing her, touching her. Chances are that she is horny too. You don't ask, you slip your hand into her clothes.

    Try this advice: let your fingers do the asking.
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    Originally Posted by sorrow87 View Post
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    Girl I want to have sex with. Proper way to ask? I was thinking something along the lines of "Hey I think you're a great girl and I really like you, are you interested in having intercourse by chance"?
    No. Women can be direct. You can't. The proper way to ask is tell her you are watching this cool DVD at your place and you'd like it if she watched it with you. If she is open to sex, she will say yes. If she is not, she will say no, but at the same time can't really accuse of you sexual harassment or anything like that. Once at your place, you gradual do stuff, like play thumb war. Do not look like you are judging her for a response. Just act like you are a fun guy who wants to play thumb war, so she does not feel judged. If she says no, then she probably does not want sex either. You just move up from there. You don't ask. It is all non-verbal and incremental. And even with non-verbals, it is not what you ask, but how you ask it. You have to act like nothing is a big deal, and you are just a fun person, and the two of you are not at war, and you are not upset if she turns down an advance. You can ask again later.
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    Originally Posted by bcg737 View Post
    easiest line ever,

    take her hand, put it on the woody
    say
    " look what you do to me"
    I was in a ballroom dance class and when we switched partners I got paired up with the hottest woman in the room. We were looking down at each other's feet to stay in step, and I popped a sudden huge woody. She just looked up at me with a smile. I don't think she was into me, but she just thought it was hilarious. I'm sure she gets it all the time.
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    Originally Posted by canonhope View Post
    Sometimes I wonder about a lot of the people on Misc. I didn't check your age yet, but god you'd better be under 15 years old asking this question.

    ETA: aaaaaarrrrrrgh 23?????!
    I was the same way at age 23. Some of had our noses buried in math books this whole time, before deciding to socialize.
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    Originally Posted by lightningwatche View Post
    No. Women can be direct. You can't. The proper way to ask is tell her you are watching this cool DVD at your place and you'd like it if she watched it with you. If she is open to sex, she will say yes. If she is not, she will say no, but at the same time can't really accuse of you sexual harassment or anything like that. Once at your place, you gradual do stuff, like play thumb war. Do not look like you are judging her for a response. Just act like you are a fun guy who wants to play thumb war, so she does not feel judged. If she says no, then she probably does not want sex either. You just move up from there. You don't ask. It is all non-verbal and incremental. And even with non-verbals, it is not what you ask, but how you ask it. You have to act like nothing is a big deal, and you are just a fun person, and the two of you are not at war, and you are not upset if she turns down an advance. You can ask again later.
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    never "ask". it kills the mood. women are emotional creatures and the "mood" is everything to them.

    get her close, touch her, kiss her, grab her tits, her vag etc and see how it goes. if she stops you, start over. put in a little work and get her worked up. you never "ask", you just "do".
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    i've never asked a girl to have sex. i just take what i want because im a man.
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    I usually ask

    "have you ever made love to a black man?"

    Then depending on what she says I say

    "you wanna"


    Of course if she says yes then I automatically discontinue the conversation due to misc standards, don't wanna disapoint

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    NOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    wtf?

    Never ask..... Just say "wanna watch a movie in my room?"

    and let things happen

    this guy pretty much got it.


    when I was dating my ex-gf, I'd always ask her if she wanted to "Watch a movie" at my place and we'd always end up having sex. It became our way of saying "let's fu*k".
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    ask her "do you wanna do the grownup?"
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    I don't know why, but I tend to get away with asking.

    For instance; just meet a girl, you guys have a ton of chemistry going...

    You: So how is this night going to end?
    Her: I don't know, how would you like it to end?
    You: Haha, srs? You're asking MEEE? Ok, I'd like it to end tomorrow morning for breakfast...
    Her: Oh, so you just want to have sex with me?
    You: Not just...
    Her: I can't go home with you tonight, I just met you
    You: Its just we're getting along so well and I haven't felt a connection to anyone in so long, I hate to see the night end, you know?
    Her: Awwww, that's sweet
    You: Well, at least you know the offer is there. Oh look, you're about done with your drink, let me get you another...

    an hour later

    You: I think we should get a cab
    Her: Yeah, there's no waaaayyyyy I'm driving
    You: Ok, well we will go to my house and I'll sleep on the couch, how's that?
    Her: Ok, but you're STAYING on the couch, haha...
    You: Of course I am (sarcasm)
    Her: No really! I'm not having sex with you.
    You: Ok, cool. I'll respect that

    Get home ---

    Go in for it, keep your promise and you both wake up on the couch in the morning.

    10% of the time, she really won't bang you, but that's cool, sometimes its fun to wait.
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    I usually go with something like:

    Me: Nice shoes, wanna fuk?

    Her:
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    A big part of communication is body langauge...if im hooking up with a girl, Ill start to grope her, she usually starts groping me..it usually progresses from there on.

    How ****ing retarded can you ppl be? This **** is not rocket science! its literally as old as time is itself! Quit overthinking ****..
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    Originally Posted by sorrow87 View Post
    Topic.

    Girl I want to have sex with. Proper way to ask? I was thinking something along the lines of "Hey I think you're a great girl and I really like you, are you interested in having intercourse by chance"?
    hahahahahaha

    ya man, say that, good luck.... SRS
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    Originally Posted by bcg737 View Post
    easiest line ever,

    take her hand, put it on the woody
    say
    " look what you do to me"
    this might workout......
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    Originally Posted by bcg737 View Post
    easiest line ever,

    take her hand, put it on the woody
    say
    " look what you do to me"
    haha! does that really work?
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    think of it this way.

    you're a salesman, but you're selling something that is extremely pleasurabe. and hell, it doesn't even cost anything.

    The sales price is really just if she feels like you're worth banging.

    so you're selling yourself.

    So be nice funny and smart. ASK A TON OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HER, TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

    then ask her to come chill. maybe not that night, but whatevs.

    some of the best luck I've had is small talking to a girl for about 30 seconds-a minute then just saying "so yea, i think we should bang" cuz it was funny. but you gotta feel it out.

    best of luck.
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