Girlfreind and i just did anal , Something went wrong (srs) (reps)

[MiD20]

Sounds like she is pregnant to me brah. Anal AND BLEEDING? Yep, pregnant for sure. Get to the doctor and hope for a boy.

www.babynames.com

fuk i said respect srs tag brah

[CarlMcGuirk]

LMAO


There sure are some serious retards having sex these days.

They really should actually educate children during sex ed.

the Christian Right and conservative republicans refuse to let that happen though. better to just tell kids not to have sex rather than educate them and make it easier to prevent pregnancy and diseases! after all sex is bad unless you're paying an underage male intern for it!

[magog704]

how can she be showing signs of pregnancy when i never fuked her in the vagina , and on top of that we fuked each other for the first time yesterday

lol bro do a little research. or did you skip sex ed?

Conservative estimates project that as many as 1 in 50 women who regularly engage in anal sex became pregnant afterwards. When their partner cumed from piitb, the semens traveled into the anor and swimmed up the anor stream. Eventually they made their way into the womens vas defranz where they encountered 4 dozen eggs. The semens then ate the eggs and became large enough to defeat the other zygotes and achieve fetal status.

M. Gainz Medical Institute, 1997

[MiD20]

you asked, i answered. sorry i didnt mean to spend so much time studying medicine so that when someone heard something they didnt agree with they could just shrug it off and google their own diagnosis.

well ur doing it wrong , **** does not make sense at all

This thread cannot be srs.

But to respect the (srs) tag.

She will be fine - any 'cumd' that went in her colon should just leak out (inb4 eww) - I don't know what she's feeling stomach pains - maybe give it a rest for a while.

She is not pregnant.

Let her know that anal sex to preserve virginity is actually RETARDED - the concept/notion is a pandora's box of contradictions.

thanks a lot , brah...but look i did not cum in her anal at all , i was wearin a condom , and i cumed in that , but i pulled out of anal b4 i cumed in the condom

[PitBillSoxFan]

fuk i said respect srs tag brah

How can we respect the (srs) tag when you are 19 and posting something so friggin stupid?

[GPx]

Has to be a troll thread...right?

[MiD20]

lol bro do a little research. or did you skip sex ed?

brah , i cumed in the condom , and i pulled out , while wearing a condom. so i dont cum in her anus

[POWERHEITZ101]

"I never had sex with her vagina"




She is not pregnant you little retard. K jesus christ...

[aintevenmad]

OP, SHE IS SICK BECAUSE THE ANAL WAS TOO PAINFUL AND HER BODY IS HAVING AN ADVERSE REACTION (IE.. TRAUMA)

I posted this reply ^ but your dumb ass decided to ignore it.

inb4 strong username to post correlation

[MiD20]

How can we respect the (srs) tag when you are 19 and posting something so friggin stupid?

i dont know man i didn't fukin pay attention in sex ed class, can u just tell me plz?

[MiD20]

OP, SHE IS SICK BECAUSE THE ANAL WAS TOO PAINFUL AND HER BODY IS HAVING AN ADVERSE REACTION (IE.. TRAUMA)

I posted this reply ^ but your dumb ass decided to ignore it.

inb4 strong username to post correlation

ok so , is that bad? like is it something srs? or can it be just healed , and not need to go to the doctor?

[effen5]

ITT: Op is an idiot

[aintevenmad]

ok so , is that bad? like is it something srs? or can it be just healed , and not need to go to the doctor?

If there was bleeding she will need to go to the doctor to make sure you didn't actually tear something in her rectum. The vomit/cramps are most likely psychological, though. If she has trouble using the bathroom the next day (trouble = more than just "discomfort").. GET HER TO A DOCTOR ASAP

[CodyKG]

Why is OP still green?

[gentao]

Lol. Im dieing over here

[PitBillSoxFan]

i dont know man i didn't fukin pay attention in sex ed class, can u just tell me plz?

Yes I can tell you.

You should not be having sex with anyone due to the outside chance you procreate.

The world thanks you in advance.

[portman616]

Op you are the stupidest 19 year old I have encountered on the internet

[MiD20]

If there was bleeding she will need to go to the doctor to make sure you didn't actually tear something in her rectum. The vomit/cramps are most likely psychological, though. If she has trouble using the bathroom the next day (trouble = more than just "discomfort").. GET HER TO A DOCTOR ASAP

ok she went to skool righjt now , i told her to go to the nurse , and tell her everything , hopefully somethign will happen , i'm just fukin ****tin brix right. i dont wanna fukin end up on MTV show 16 & pregnant

[MmaBrah]

[Comp127]

i dont know man i didn't fukin pay attention in sex ed class, can u just tell me plz?

nice conviniently ignoring the helpful posts bro...

[MiD20]

op you are the stupidest 19 year old i have encountered on the internet

can u just fukin answer the question plz?

[5x10]

sounds like she has the flu

[MiD20]

nice conviniently ignoring the helpful posts bro...

wat post brah?

[JumpTheGun]

Guys I think I dun goofed.

I only bought this laptop a few months ago but it seems to be screwing up already. See it sometimes doesn't show pictures. I was thinking it might be my ADSL also. I would really like to see these nudes, and it's so annoying because no matter how many times I refresh they just won't show. I think I'm gonna have to go back and buy another computer. Any recomendations?

Current specs:
i7 2.6G
4GB RAM
RADEON 5730

I'm running Windows 7 Premium (I think that's what it is called). Maybe I should change some things in msconfig? Screen resolution is 1366x768.

Cheers for your help. Hopefully I'll be able to see OP's pics soon. I'll bookmark the thread as well.

[MakeABanana]

wat post brah?

babynames.com

[ckz]

so my girlfreind and i just had anal sex right now , and we didnt even finish , because she said she felt like throwing up , and she had stomach pain. Now about 2 days ago me and her were having anal sex. i wore a condom , and when i cumed , i cumed in the condom but i pulled out., and it all went well , till she got home and said she was bleeding a lil bit when she used the bathroom , u know like a little cut well now just like 2 hours ago , we stopped mid way , because she said she didn't feel well , and felt like throwing up, and had a bit of stomach pain. Now here's the thing Her Hymen is still in-tact , i never had sex with her in the vagina . She's only like a fuk buddy. My questions is, is she gonna be okay? , or is she pregnant?, or is it something serious?


EDIT - i'm scared as fuk right now , literally ****ting bricks. and another thing we did use lube

lol that girl is as dumb as the bricks your ****ting.

[wattahead]

ITT: Humans have a backdoor program unbeknowst to all that you can get a girl pregnant by PIITB
mind=blown
inb4 OP finds out that his gf had sex with another dude and is preggers

[MiD20]

babynames.com

i said respect srs tag plz

[izzyman321]

To recap:

You had anal sex with her ONLY, and are worried she will get pregnant? Lol...oh misc...you never fail to amaze me

[MiD20]

To recap:

You had anal sex with her ONLY, and are worried she will get pregnant? Lol...oh misc...you never fail to amaze me

not even that , i'm worreid is she gonna be okay?