I am never fapping again...long story..pics..no cliffs(srs)

[CurlsfotheGirls]

Holy **** I am still in disbelief at what just happened. SO many emotions, my adrenaline is still pumping.

Ok basically I have two finals tomorrow. I cant study when there are too many people around me, I need virtually complete silence. Cant study in my room either as I tend to just watch youtube videos,misc and fap. So I left to get food at the diner; got it and walked back to my usual spot to study. Basically the building is locked but one door can be wiggled and if pulled correctly opens. The place where I usually study is basically a big empty auditorium (yes forever calzone). Anyways because its finals week I walked in to the room only to find out there was an exam going on. Walked in and out like the one simpsons gif:


Ok so I could either walk to another building but its ****ing freezing and dont feel like leaving. I sometimes wander the building on my breaks and I remember seeing an open auditorium on the next floor. I go to check it and Fukk yes it was open and I started studying. Pic of auditorium:


So after about 30 min (lulz) I start getting bored and start browsing youtube and ********. I remember I had downloaded Keys to the VIP earlier so I'm like fuk yes I'll take a break. My mind wanders and I think HOLY **** what if I could hook up my laptop to the projector. I find the cable (noone locks doors) and hook it up. Took me about 15 minutes (yes strong retard, in my defense the system was stupid). Finally got the sound working, I got good food, big ass screen to watch TV, so I'm like:


Show ends and I'm full and obviously I think of what else can I do with this projector. I hadnt fapped in 3-4 days due to studying/tiredness so I was like sweeet I've always wanted to fap to pr0n on a big screen. Im not trying to get caught so I get going for a bit and find a video I like before hooking my comp back up to the projector (cant have pr0n on the screen for too long someone might walk by). I run to the back, turn the lights off (if im gonna do it, gotta do it right) cock out, pants down lol (too hard to keep in pants) and take a seat ready to fap. At this point I got a fear-boner, adrenaline-boner whatever you want to call it, I can see why people really like public sex. I'm ready to cum any second when I realize, ****! I cant just unload on the seat/floor. I hate this school, but thats just fuked up. I think about bringing a trash can to fap into but its too far away/awkward. In the corner of my eye I catch a glimpse of an coffee cup on the floor. Im thinking perfect!, cum into it and throw it out after I'm done. I open the top and see there's still a bit left. I could dump it on the floor, but meh whatever, its not that much. I figured Im about to finish anyways, might as well just angle it so it doesnt spill.

Anyways through all this commotion I had to rewind the scene (gotta have the right spot) and ran back to the chair. I swear to god dead srs I was right at the point where nothing can stop you and I heard the door open. The fear in my eyes, holy **** if you saw me it would make an epic gif. I had the sound up because I thought 20 sec and its over, but that was a big mistake. Didnt get a chance to glance at the person but I heard them yelling something in some Arabic language as his voice faded away. I was so distraught that during this I had came into the cup and spilled the coffee onto my cock, legs and pants. Ok so here I am cock in cup, coffee on cock and pants at my ankles. I sat there for 5 sec pretending this didnt happen mouth open till I ran over, closed the browser and hid in the corner. LMAO I literally hid in the corner here:


As if noone could see my computer, backpack and jacket lying in the middle of the room lol. I hid there for literally 5 min, crouching, praying, begging God to not let anyone come in. I finally mustered up enough courage to get out and pack up my stuff. Still have coffee all over me feelsweirdman, going to take a shower.

Paranoid they dont have cameras in there and im not expelled or some ****. **** that would be a way to go out. This is by far worse than being caught by my parents three times. I will never fap again (srs)



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[WiskerBiscuit]

dudeeeeeeee.

1rd on seemingly epic thread.

Ok cliffs: Dude is in room at school with projector, wants to fap on big screen. Faps for while, dude opens to door, sees fapping and runs away.

[injustcuz]

lmfao

[skatestraight]

in. just read it, totally worth it

[ptotheb]

[LawlKing]

LOOOOOOOL

Point of story = never fap in public

[OptimusPrim3]

LMFAO

Remember OP when in doubt whip it out

[AZthetics]

lmfao

[LAWLER89]

1rd page. FCK YEAH.

That is very Malodrax-ish of you, OP.

[FinalCountdown]

i lol'd hard

in b4 OP faps tomorrow night at home

[brahnnosaurusrex]

1st page

[MareeWanna]

lol wow...

[bottlez]

lmao sup malodrax

[DollarAndADream]

fake

[WestAfrica]

Gjdm

[aragon416]

you are one phucked up muthphucka

[HynnaD]

Lmao was worth the read.

[mass922]

in on potentially epic thread


gjdm!!

[SUPER_MANLET]

lol wow...

wow just wow .. lol

[BernardOhara]

think if while you were hiding in the corner a class came in there

[VTheKing]

[corozco]

LMAO, nice story bro. Definitely worth the read for all the lazy bastards asking for cliffs.

[shellski]

So you can't study anywhere without getting your dick out

[SgSpartan]

5 star story, would bookmark for future generations.

[Facepalmv2]

hahaahahahahahahha

[rcordova5]

5 star thread brah
will fap again some day

[lol_face3]

lol

[LAWLER89]

At first I was like:



But then I was all:

[timestretch]

i bet the arabic dude went home and prayed to allah for you, you're safe.

[irollurmom]

Why the fuk would you fap in a classroom? On a projector? With the doors unlocked?

Whenever I fap, I go CIA on that sht. Cover up all webcams/phones/anything that can send stuff wireless, lock my door, pull the blinds down, make sure my headphones are plugged in, and a background noise so nobody can hear me fapping.