For Anyone with a "Critique My Diet" Question...

[joelash302]

The you need to wear a green shirt, obviously.

But that doesn't change the fact that if you eat the pie after 6pm somewhere then you're going to immediately become morbidly obese, unless you share said pie with your cat.

And since your cat is a siamese that's under 4 years old, your bodyfat will drop to 7.2%.

So I have fat on my lower feet (right > left). If i sleep on my left side will this cure my social anxiety?

[WonderPug]

So I have fat on my lower feet (right > left). If i sleep on my left side will this cure my social anxiety?

This is a complicated question and thus I'll need more information.

Do you prefer gloves or mittens?
Are you currently facing east?
Do you have any unopened cans of PB in your kitchen?

[TheSmack]

*Cough* bump *cough*

[joelash302]

This is a complicated question and thus I'll need more information.

Do you prefer gloves or mittens?
Are you currently facing east?
Do you have any unopened cans of PB in your kitchen?

I have a black/gray striped shirt, wear boxers, and my car is dark blue. Should be a good start.

[WonderPug]

I have a black/gray striped shirt, wear boxers, and my car is dark blue. Should be a good start.

I was afraid of that.

Do you sleep facing north?

[joelash302]

I was afraid of that.

Do you sleep facing north?

You know what, I have light blue sheets too. Now what?



[Do you feel like we are the only ones having fun with this still? ]

[WonderPug]

You know what, I have light blue sheets too. Now what

You must immediately eat 26.3 grams dextrose.

Report back and let us know if your sheets are still blue thereafter.

[Do you feel like we are the only ones having fun with this still? ]

Yea. But at least we're keeping the thread in sticky position ;-)

[joelash302]

You must immediately eat 26.3 grams dextrose.

Report back and let us know if your sheets are still blue thereafter.

Ate 26.2 grams dextrose. Went catabolic. Will report back later, need to eat carbs before 6:00 PM.

[WonderPug]

Ate 26.2 grams dextrose. Went catabolic. Will report back later, need to eat carbs before 6:00 PM.

Dextrose is a carb!

Remember, don't drink or shower unless you've eaten protein within the last 43 minutes.

[TheSmack]

Remember, don't drink or shower unless you've eaten protein within the last 43 minutes.

What if you're afraid of getting a stomach cramp and drowning in the shower?

[joelash302]

What if you're afraid of getting a stomach cramp and drowning in the shower?

This is a good point. Except if you are smart, you pee in the shower at the same time. Circle of life.

[WonderPug]

What if you're afraid of getting a stomach cramp and drowning in the shower?

That's why you should eat an egg.

[MikeK46]

8. Stick with lean cuts of beef

boo

[WonderPug]

Everyone talks about how healthy Olive Oil* is, but she's a cartoon character. How is that relevant to humans?




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* Remember the cartoon Popeye?

[ErickStevens]

Olive Oil was anorexic. That's not healthy.

[WonderPug]

Olive Oil was anorexic. That's not healthy.

So Olive Oil isn't healthy?

[ErickStevens]

So Olive Oil isn't healthy?

No. Don't get me started on Popeye or Bluto either. Those guys pop D-Bol like Skittles.

[WonderPug]

No. Don't get me started on Popeye or Bluto either. Those guys pop D-Bol like Skittles.

No way. Popeye was clean. Bluto, yea, he was hitting the juice, but not Popeye!!!

[ErickStevens]

Popeye works out like a bro. Ever wonder why you never see his legs? Curls in the squat rack.

[desslok]

Popeye works out like a bro. Ever wonder why you never see his legs? Curls in the squat rack.

8 AM. Spinach
11 AM spinach
2 pm Spinach
5 pm Noxplode
5 30 lift
6 pm waxymaize and whey
10 pm Olive Oil - o.0.

[joelash302]

8 AM. Spinach
11 AM spinach
2 pm Spinach
5 pm Noxplode
5 30 lift
6 pm waxymaize and whey
10 pm Olive Oil - o.0.

I see what you did there.

[WonderPug]

8 AM. Spinach
11 AM spinach
2 pm Spinach
5 pm Noxplode
5 30 lift
6 pm waxymaize and whey
10 pm Olive Oil - o.0.

So he split weights and cardio into two sessions per day?

[trance__dreamer]

so he split weights and cardio into two sessions per day?

lol.

[WonderPug]

Can I get fat from looking at food?

[trance__dreamer]

if i eat whipping cream off of olive oil, do the 2 fats cancel out the calories?

if i eat sushi off of an ambercrombie & fitch male model, would the calories be too sexy to count? what about apples, avocado, & antelope off of an armani model?

[joelash302]

Can I get fat from looking at food?

What's your vision at?

[WonderPug]

if i eat whipping cream off of olive oil, do the 2 fats cancel out the calories?

Olive Oil is not fat. She's an anorexic.

[trance__dreamer]

Olive Oil is not fat. She's an anorexic.

lol.

[WonderPug]

What's your vision at?

My vision is at my eyes. And yours?

[joelash302]

My vision is at my eyes. And yours?

Before or after the accident?