The South Is Better at absolutely everything (not trolling)

[southernstunna1]

Southern soldiers were significantly better fighters during the Civil War. In fact, General McClellan proved several times he was terrified to attack Lee, and General Pope even verbalized on several occasions how scared the Army of the Potomac was to attack Lee's Army of Northern Virginia.

Southern girls are significantly more attractive. Turn on any football game and look at SEC girls vs. Big 12 or, god forbid, the Big 10.

Southern food tastes better than any other food. This is more subjective than the first two points, but I still think it is valid.

The campuses of SEC schools are far more attractive than MOST other colleges (there are exceptions, but as a general rule).

Sports are far better in the south than anywhere else. Texas and Florida high school football are the best in the country; and Mississippi has more NFL players per capita than any other state.

[semperfi122]

What did you say about the civil war?

[IllegalAbs]

North won the civil war.

College football is gay.

Southern food is basically a hodge podge of slave food and other things that make you a fat fuk which by looking at you explains why you are a fat fuk.

In conclusion, kill urself you fat fuk

[Janemba8888]

Lol,how are southern chicks more attractive?

[southernstunna1]

College football is gay.

wow. This cannot be real.

[mulletman444]

[southernstunna1]

Lol,how are southern chicks more attractive?

I guess you don't watch SEC football? I thought this was common knowledge at this point? BRB believing that all southern girls are raised in trailer parks. wow.

[IllegalAbs]

wow. This cannot be real.

sorry I only watch the monkeys (no racist) dance once they get picked up by the pros.

[CallmeEvan]

Canada runs this bitch

[Octograt]

Southern soldiers were significantly better fighters during the Civil War. In fact, General McClellan proved several times he was terrified to attack Lee, and General Pope even verbalized on several occasions how scared the Army of the Potomac was to attack Lee's Army of Northern Virginia.
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brb McClellan sucked cck, was way to defensive, Lincoln set up 6 part plan to own south. North wins civil war.

Output =

South = seceding *******s

[semperfi122]

I guess you don't watch SEC football? I thought this was common knowledge at this point? BRB believing that all southern girls are raised in trailer parks. wow.

Lettuce be reality...the problem isn't that they come out ugly, its that they end up fat. West Coast, AZ, NM, CO, etc the chicks for the most part watch their figure up in the East Coast chicks generally are not whale status either. When I was in NC there were an insane amount of obese people. No hate, my dad is a southern man...he is also overweight and diabetic along with the rest of his family.

Before you call me out on my weight be aware of the joke, and the fact that I am only 150 (yes skinny)

EDIT: Strong profile pic change OP, did not see that coming...

[southernstunna1]

brb McClellan sucked cck, was way to defensive, Lincoln set up 6 part plan to own south. North wins civil war.

Output =

South = seceding *******s

What about all your other generals? Why did ALL of them fail (and not only did they fail, but they were literally too scared to even attack) with the exception of Grant, who sacrificed hundreds of thousands of men to kill what Lincoln called a "ragged army"? Lee had a string of several poor decisions at Gettysburg, otherwise we would be two different countries right now.

[anonymous]

north>south gtfo

[Octograt]

What about all your other generals? Why did ALL of them fail (and not only did they fail, but they were literally too scared to even attack) with the exception of Grant, who sacrificed hundreds of thousands of men to kill what Lincoln called a "ragged army"? Lee had a string of several poor decisions at Gettysburg, otherwise we would be two different countries right now.

brb Lee Sacrificed About 2x the soldiers for the south than the union had die in most of the battles except the first battle of Bull Run...

[southernstunna1]

north>south gtfo

brb ****ty weather
brb no tradition
brb we didn't even have slaves
brb girls are ugly (some hot ones, but lettuce be reality)

[IllegalAbs]

ITT insecure Southern *******s want a rematch. Wanna lose again and get nuked this time? black people alone would fukin skull fuk ur mason dixon line *******s

[TBEagl]

[AceHigh03]

op from texas i like we need to green each other ya digg

[CleverNickName]

North > South

Southerners have lower IQs.

[southernstunna1]

brb Lee Sacrificed About 2x the soldiers for the south than the union had die in most of the battles except the first battle of Bull Run...

No, actually he didn't.


Shiloh- 11k Confederate, 13k Union

1st Manassas- 2k Confederate, 3k Union




You're an idiot man, know your facts at least. And I didn't even research the blatant Confederate victories such as Sharpsburg or the RAPING that was Chancellorsville.

[southernstunna1]

North > South

Southerners have lower IQs.

I don't want to bring race into this, but look at the demographics of the south. The south has a LARGE number of blacks. Blacks, on average, have lower IQs. Does this make sense now?

[MacDaddy68]

ITT insecure Southern *******s want a rematch. Wanna lose again and get nuked this time? black people alone would fukin skull fuk ur mason dixon line *******s

not sure if srs. There are way more black people in the south

[Octograt]

No, actually he didn't.


Shiloh- 11k Confederate, 13k Union

1st Manassas- 2k Confederate, 3k Union

2nd Manassas (Lee's biggest mistake)- 50k Confederate, 62k Union


You're an idiot man, know your facts at least. And I didn't even research the blatant Confederate victories such as Sharpsburg or the RAPING that was Chancellorsville.

Just off the top of my head..

2nd Bull run

Conf - 22kish Union -10k

[Imrlyawesome]

brb ****ty weather
brb no tradition
brb we didn't even have slaves
brb girls are ugly (some hot ones, but lettuce be reality)

brb skiing

umad?

[Frannycakes]

I slept through my history class, who won the Civil War again?

[Octograt]

not sure if srs. There are way more black people in the south

not sure if srs I doubt blacks would fight for the south brah...

[Buster McFats]

cowboys are 2 - 7

[TBEagl]

WTF is it with all the civil war sht that was over a century ago, if the north is only using that as argument then you all fail and should STFU and GTFO. srs
we might as well have a rematch against great Britain by northerners thinking

[JDuB128]

how bout dem cowboys!!!!

[MacDaddy68]

not sure if srs I doubt blacks would fight for the south brah...

Why wouldn't they? You know blacks aren't slaves in the south anymore right? They actually have pride in being from the south just like everyone else.