Captured mouse... what the hell do i do with it? (serious)

[ComeTakeThem]

It's too cold to drive anywhere and set it loose (bout 20 degrees outside and snowy) so I gotta kill it. Suggestions?

[MTheus]

Put a misc hat on it

[Behemoth93]

Put a misc hat on your new pet brah
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[GlassAtmosphere]

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[PumpedPecs]

first of all, take it out of the fuking bag. grab a box and put him in there, make him a little home and put a shirt in there so he can snuggle and be warm. you now have a new pet, feed him. hope this helps

[Rdez]

carbon monoxide from your car exhaust.

Do this OUTSIDE not in your garage.


Put him in a box. Run tube from exhaust to box.

Run car for a few minutes.

[Synyster06Gates]

Let it loose in moms/girlfriends/sisters room.
Tell female you saw a mouse in her bed
???
Profit

[buffuntcay]

carbon monoxide from your car exhaust.

Do this OUTSIDE not in your garage.


Put him in a box. Run tube from exhaust to box.

Run car for a few minutes.

u sick ****, how about let the mouse live OP u dumb kunt

[MrTony92]

what the fuk.... were you planning to waste the proteinz?

[bluebeltATT]

um why not just throw it outside and give it a chance to live?

[Poppy83]

You should butt **** it.

[DotheDew563]

carbon monoxide from your car exhaust.

Do this OUTSIDE not in your garage.


Put him in a box. Run tube from exhaust to box.

Run car for a few minutes.

You're sick brah, that's just straight up torture

Just kill it with fire

[OPbetterDeliver]

lol op is looking at deep fryers on firefox, do i get reps for noticing that?

[ZOMBIEfuark]

keep it in your pocket

[vinnymac25]

throw in snow...its a phucking mouse

[Rdez]

u sick ****, how about let the mouse live OP u dumb kunt

Hey he ASKED HOW TO KILL IT.

He didn't ask IF he should kill it.



The method I describe is actually pretty humane vs. other methods. The mouse will pass out quick and feel no pain.

[Rdez]

You're sick brah, that's just straight up torture

Just kill it with fire

Ummm...gassing him unconscious then dead is sick, but burning it alive is humane?

[VICKI59]

Preheat oven to 150 'c
marinade said mouse with olive oil, butter and garlic
place in foil
cook for 40-45 mins or until golden brown.
Serve with potatoes/rice
add a generous serving of bbq or tomato sauce.


















































Bonapetite

[Rdez]

Mail it to Richard Gere?

[Maestro]

You're sick brah, that's just straight up torture

Just kill it with fire

well...not really. with CO (carbon monoxide poisoning) you just get really tired and fall asleep because you're not getting the appropriate amount of oxygen to the brain.

People that have fallen asleep from CO poisoning (and survived) have stated that they didn't feel any pain, you just feel really tired. and they never remember drifting off to sleep.

[timestretch]

make a maze or some other thing for it, make sure there is things that can kill it ie mousetrap etc, but there is also a way to get out safely, if the mouse isn't a retard it will take the safe option, if the mouse is retarded then +1 for future mouse genes

[GlassAtmosphere]

Toss it outside. It could maybe make use of the snow, snow is actually a good insulator. If he's smart enough he could make a warm & cozy shelter.

Never know~

[ComeTakeThem]

lol op is looking at deep fryers on firefox, do i get reps for noticing that?

rofl yeah! should fry it in my fryer at work =P

hmm mouse maze sounds fun.. with a deadly surprise at the end! lots of work though. suggestions?


I need a way to end it's life that will provide some kind of entertainment but is NOT painful to the mouse.

Also - it has NO chance to live outside. 20 degrees + snow = death.

[Ceapy]

make a maze or some other thing for it, make sure there is things that can kill it ie mousetrap etc, but there is also a way to get out safely, if the mouse isn't a retard it will take the safe option, if the mouse is retarded then +1 for future mouse genes

bwahahha lol this. Take out the mouse traps tho and record him trying to find cheese at the end of the maze.

[Clives_Bicep]

lol'd at putting the mouse in a plastic bag


feed it to your snapping turtle?

[samscar]

put it up your anus

[bastiun]

this you bruh?

[r3pme]

is killing it really necessary?

why don't you just place it in a box for the night and release it during the day?

[quadracer111]

You're sick brah, that's just straight up torture

Just kill it with fire

You just went full retard.

Never go full retard.

Gassing like that is the most humane way IMO.

And lol at mouse in ziplock bag.


OP Go outside, and take your car out with you, start car, put ziplock bag over exhaust pipe, and he will suffer the least.

[Maestro]

put it up your anus

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