Christmas came early this year
Last week I ordered a little something for myself online. Today Fedex dropped off my bundle of joy.
Hmmm, whatever could it be?
Is it supplements? Maybe some books? Could it be a toaster!?
Nope. Even better:
Thats right boys and girls, philhyp got himself the best gift of all, a Fleshlight. Jealous?
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Thread: Christmas came early this year
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12-03-2007, 04:19 PM #1
Christmas came early this year
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12-03-2007, 04:20 PM #2Registered User
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hmmmm
sad?Joke:
Why couldn't the kid walkthrough the door?
Cuz he has a javelin through his head
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12-03-2007, 04:20 PM #3Registered User
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I just came.
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12-03-2007, 04:21 PM #4Registered User
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haha
Trump 2020
MAGA
KAG
Republican crew
America First
No Mercy
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12-03-2007, 04:21 PM #5Romper Crew
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Congrats, I spent no money on my girl. (well, that's not TOTALLY true
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I still find things like that PATHETIC. No offense, get some real pussy.
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12-03-2007, 04:22 PM #6Registered User
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lmao r u serious
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12-03-2007, 04:22 PM #7Registered User
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how about a review? (no homo)Originally Posted by philhyp
Last week I ordered a little something for myself online. Today Fedex dropped off my bundle of joy.
Hmmm, whatever could it be?
Is it supplements? Maybe some books? Could it be a toaster!?
Nope. Even better:
Thats right boys and girls, philhyp got himself the best gift of all, a Fleshlight. Jealous?
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12-03-2007, 04:23 PM #8
i lol'ed
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12-03-2007, 04:24 PM #9Toothfairy Agnostic
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Action pics?
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12-03-2007, 04:25 PM #10Just add beer!
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Lol
Fuk her right in the pussy.
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12-03-2007, 04:25 PM #11Registered User
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How about a video review?
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12-03-2007, 04:26 PM #12Bozz'd in 2007
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lmfao
Nearly all men can stand the test of adversity, but if you really want to test a man's character, give him power. -Abraham Lincoln
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12-03-2007, 04:26 PM #13Banned
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Philhyp = virgin?
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12-03-2007, 04:26 PM #14Registered User
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lol wow
IN first pageChicago Crew
Next time you're tempted to say you "can't," remember that what you're really saying is, "I don't want to."
http://instagram.com/elusivecow/
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12-03-2007, 04:27 PM #15That was super heavy..
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Epic win
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12-03-2007, 04:27 PM #16Banned
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whys it look so big?
maybe its just the angle/box
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12-03-2007, 04:27 PM #17Registered User
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How the hell do you clean that thing after you use it?
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12-03-2007, 04:28 PM #18Registered User
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Im sure they can ship an extra small just for you.Originally Posted by /\/utella
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12-03-2007, 04:28 PM #19
test it out and see how it is....but wouldn't getting a blow up doll be easier?
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12-03-2007, 04:28 PM #20Registered User
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because it was made for me.Originally Posted by /\/utella
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12-03-2007, 04:30 PM #21Romper Crew
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Maybe christmas will come early next year in the form of a female.
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12-03-2007, 04:32 PM #22Registered User
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lol.
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12-03-2007, 04:35 PM #23Banned
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lol, i just came into my girlfriend a few minutes before reading this. i hope your fleshlight feels like a warm vagina (probably not).
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12-03-2007, 04:37 PM #24You ask, and you shall recieveOriginally Posted by Brasmonky
Doggiestyle:
Cowgirl(Why should I do all the work?)
Reverse cowgirl:
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12-03-2007, 04:37 PM #25anonymousGuest
i loled in real life
until it turned gay
wtf
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12-03-2007, 04:38 PM #26Delawarean
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in before protein pump
"Always act as though it were impossible to fail." -Anonymous
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12-03-2007, 04:38 PM #27That was super heavy..
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Truly epic
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12-03-2007, 04:39 PM #28Registered User
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LOL why would you make a thread on this lmfao im still laughing
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12-03-2007, 04:40 PM #29nom nom nom
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did you buy it used?
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12-03-2007, 04:41 PM #30Banned
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LMAO! Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl.
Ahhh reps.
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