Abortion clinics are a GREAT place to pick up chicks (PICS) (True story) (I got game)

[blargabc]

As many of you know, I suffer from dysthymia and OCD (I was bullied as a kid and have mild autism) and I have trouble talking to women. I am also lactose intolerant and have celiacs and severe allergies to dogs and rabbits (they are everywhere in Canada). but I am fighting this and i decided to talk to girls all the time. I do it to everyone. I creep on them and they love my confidence. I have put myself out there. I made out with a girl the other day for the first time since high school.

Anyways, abortion clinics are great. I always go in and i pretend that I am making an appointment for my sister because she got knocked up and my parents are religious. So the other day i go by the clinic (my parents kicked me out and I moved in with my grandma who lives close to one clinic) and I just lurk around so see if any hot non preggos come in. After about an hour or so this cutie walks in with her preggo friend.

Now I don't do preggos because they have weird nipples and I am lactose intolerant so sex gets messy and pukey. But her friend was hot. Here is her pic: The bish got like a 5/10 face but dem titties and bod be like 9/10 yo. Good enough.







so I make up a sob story to this bish about my sister and how I am there for her even though my parents would abondon her is she told them about the pregnency. I also tell them that women have the right to choose (lol the only thing I let bishes choose is how much lettuce they put in my sandwich. Bishes be all healthy and sh;t).

So the preggo goes into the clinic while the hot friend stays out with me. We talk about feminism and stuff. She is impressed with my in depth knowledge and asks me to come out to the bar later. (I hate finism but I learned all about it to trick bishes. Bishes be dumb lol).

So I go home start pre gaming and puke a few times because of my celiacs (can't drink beer). Go to bar, talk up the bish, buy her drinks and she kisses me at the end and tells me that she has to go but I should come over to her house on monday. I'm gonna get laid tomorrow. So happy.

Here some fap material for you bros with no game. I gon get my dick wet.

[jmakin240]

bro your the sh*t

[Strengthftw]

I 100% believe OP

[Arthax]

For some reason the word "abondon" stuck out at me, likes it's a misc meme or something.

[blargabc]

bro your the sh*t

I 100% believe OP

Thats just the way it is
Things will never be the same

[StevieMe]

yup, those pics are definitely of your random next door kinda girl and not random ones found on the net, OP is legit.

[Ggdograa]

bro that's my ex Cass, i was the one who got her preggers in the first place cuzzz

u mad?

[blargabc]

yup, those pics are definitely of your random next door kinda girl and not random ones found on the net, OP is legit.

If you are sarcastic, The last 2 are not the girl. Thats fap material for bros with no game. The first one is the bish.

[Jerma]

why's this troll green?

[blargabc]

bro that's my ex Cass, i was the one who got her preggers in the first place cuzzz

u mad?

She was not even pregnant. Her friend was.

bish added me on facebook today. Nice skills.

[melanimal_old]

**** was already a Its Always Sunny ep. Get some of your own material and become a successful troll.

[blargabc]

**** was already a Its Always Sunny ep. Get some of your own material and become a successful troll.

Love that show but it works brah. u mad?

[Trackbrah]

So the chicks you got at the abortion clinic happened to be models for websites?

[Ggdograa]

She was not even pregnant. Her friend was.

bish added me on facebook today. Nice skills.

if i can find the profile, anyone can cuz. **** is gonna get real...

[blargabc]

So the chicks you got at the abortion clinic happened to be models for websites?

No man, read again. ONly first bish is the girl. LAst 2 just fap material for bros on misc

[blargabc]

if i can find the profile, anyone can cuz. **** is gonna get real...

Consequences will never be the same.

Bish knew what she did. Don't care.

[JobbyBones]

[GreenWave1]

why's this troll green?

I did my part to remedy this. He's still green though...

[Mac_xX]

skeptical hippo

[FSUFAN11]

tell cass i said wassup

[blargabc]

I did my part to remedy this. He's still green though...

Why u mad? Its a true story.

[GreenWave1]

Why u mad? Its a true story.

weak troll is weak

[blargabc]

weak troll is weak

You said it was "classless". Whateve brah. It was all consensual.

[Ampeg]

Uh, what? Since when does a chick you just met take a picture of herself for you to upload on the internet? Especially when you're just at an abortion clinic. Even if she had some sort of weird obession with taking pics of herself all the time, she'd take a pic WITH you to document your new friendship. This is straight up BS.

[blargabc]

Uh, what? Since when does a chick you just met take a picture of herself for you to upload on the internet? Especially when you're just at an abortion clinic. Even if she had some sort of weird obession with taking pics of herself all the time, she'd take a pic WITH you to document your new friendship. This is straight up BS.

Facebook. She added me.....heard of it?

[ripcitymadman]

sounds legit

[blargabc]

Just incase someone was following my love story, we broke up.

[Hardnutcheck]

Today at work I mentioned about using a stair case + Women as a proven abortion method, No one thought it was funny.

But the "Hey! My wife does meth and I left her ass" was funny.

[matpat3000]

So you're 22 living with your grandmother probably jobless bragging about getting laid by some whore? So impressive dude. You WIN!!!

[blargabc]

So you're 22 living with your grandmother probably jobless bragging about getting laid by some whore? So impressive dude. You WIN!!!

I'm going to be CEO'ing in like 3 years with my arts history degree.