Ask SimplePickup anything

[simplepickup]

Hay guyz.

This is our youtube channel: youtube.com/simplepickup

We are three average/below average looking guys who get laid on a regular basis. The point of our channel is mainly to show that you don't need to look like zyzz in order to get girls. A lot of guys in our position complain about aesthetics and other bull**** which we constantly try to disprove. Since we think the misc is the bestest forum ever, we decided to make a thread where we help you guys out. (We'll try to answer questions a couple times a week)

We have been doing cold approach pick up for years and it's a pretty big part of our life. There's usually not a single day that passes where we don't approach a random girl. If you have any questions regarding MEETING RANDOM WOMEN then ask them here. Keep in mind: if you're not going out and consistently meeting girls, reading anything about pick-up will be useless. You need to get out there and FAIL a f*ckload of times. After you're curled up in a ball, sick and tired of failing, you need to fail some more. If you're willing to do this it's only a matter of time before you start seeing results.


Let's try to get a few of you forever aloners laid.


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[footmenrow]

I'm sorry for doing this and I know you guys have accounts here too, but spoon pics? It's a misc thing

[99problemsbut]

Is this serious or you guys a troll?

Make a video in your channel and link to this thread.

[poundfive2]

Hay guyz.

This is our youtube channel: youtube.com/simplepickup

We are three average/below average looking guys who get laid on a regular basis. The point of our channel is mainly to show that you don't need to look like zyzz in order to get girls. A lot of guys in our position complain about aesthetics and other bull**** which we constantly try to disprove. Since we think the misc is the bestest forum ever, we decided to make a thread where we help you guys out.

We have been doing cold approach pick up for years and it's a pretty big part of our life. There's usually not a single day that passes where we don't approach a random girl. If you have any questions regarding MEETING RANDOM WOMEN then ask them here. Keep in mind: if you're not going out and consistently meeting girls, reading anything about pick-up will be useless. You need to get out there and FAIL a f*ckload of times. After you're curled up in a ball, sick and tired of failing, you need to fail some more. If you're willing to do this it's only a matter of time before you start seeing results.


Let's try to get a few of you forever aloners laid.

is this really simplepickup? like the real one? or a troll?

videos are hilarious btw if real... i think im getting trolled though...


if real make a misc video... <---- srs.

[nothingto]

Is this real life? Rather then spoon writing misc on a paper and showing it with the face is much more helpful in proving legitness.


But nonetheless simplepickup is great, and I watched every video.

[RobotDeathSquad]

I've been thinking about doing this: meet a chick, start off the convo boring (on purpose), then after a minute or so say something to the effect of "listen, lets not kid ourselves here, this convo is boring as hell lol. I came to talk to you because i think you're cute and we should spend some time together this week/end"

The boring beginning lowers her guard, and the direct segue shocks her a little bit. What do you think?

Also, should i just go to the mall and approach approach approach?

[2011change]

you look ugly as fawk (SRS)


do you stink? (no indian hate)

[toil]

omg it is actually you

baws.

okay few questions:

after how many approaches (roughly) did it take you guys to get to the level you are at now? (as I know everyone is different)

what percentage of approaches 'fail' and how is it different from when you first started (better success rate?)

how many bitches have you ****ed?

[wildchild11]

sup yall let me say, welcome.

LOTS of insecure *******s on here. please ignore them.

for example, right here:

you look ugly as fawk (SRS)


do you stink? (no indian hate)

*******s such as this one think that, by pointing out the flaws of other people, they can feel a bit better about their useless, sh!t lives. after a while you just start laughing at these pathetic kunts.

i have an approach journal linked in my sig, please check it out when you can.

[Delusional]

What do you usually do after getting the number?

[RobotDeathSquad]

Are you going to answer any questions?

[simplepickup]

I've been thinking about doing this: meet a chick, start off the convo boring (on purpose), then after a minute or so say something to the effect of "listen, lets not kid ourselves here, this convo is boring as hell lol. I came to talk to you because i think you're cute and we should spend some time together this week/end"

The boring beginning lowers her guard, and the direct segue shocks her a little bit. What do you think?

Also, should i just go to the mall and approach approach approach?

Yes, that would work. If you start approaching a lot you'll realize what does/doesn't work for you. Just tinker with it and be willing to fail

omg it is actually you

baws.

okay few questions:

after how many approaches (roughly) did it take you guys to get to the level you are at now? (as I know everyone is different)

what percentage of approaches 'fail' and how is it different from when you first started (better success rate?)

I honestly don't know how many approaches I've done.. it's in the thousands. Personally, I don't like to keep track of things like that because then it turns from being fun to tedium. Just have fun with it.

The percentage of approaches that 'fail' were much higher when we first started. We still fail all the time but it's more amusing than anything to us now.

how many bitches have you ****ed?

Cumulatively less than 200

i have an approach journal linked in my sig, please check it out when you can.

I'll check it out and reply to it in a bit

What do you usually do after getting the number?

call or text... what else would we do with it?

[toil]

Do you guys lift?

Did you guys know each other before pickup?

Most embarrasing thing that has happened during an approach? ( probably wouldn't embarrass you now but when ya started you know)

[bilaba70]

is this really simplepickup? like the real one? or a troll?

videos are hilarious btw if real... i think im getting trolled though...


if real make a misc video... <---- srs.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[poundfive2]

also, what are ur individual forum accounts? u must have them if u already knew about the misc

[Bakez]

OK here are 3 that i hope are interesting for u:

Do you think only approaching girls on nights out when u are halfway to being ****faced is detrimental to your social skills? I believe that this helped me at first but now sometimes i feel like i cant approach a girl unless ive had a few drinks to relax my mind, and i feel like this is getting worse

Do you even wait for any eye contact before at all in most of the girls you approach or just literally walk up and start talking?

I have a stutter, i am comfortable with this, once in a convo it is fine and its funny a lot of the time and i even do it deliberately sometimes, but it makes it difficult to say the first line. eg in your vids sometimes a girl walks past u and u shout "QUESTION: where did you get this?" - its often impossible for me to think a line and then say it assertively like that, and i dont have time to think up a different way to say it when ive only got like 3 seconds to do it (as this is what i do in normal convo if i cant say a word... i just change that word or rearrange the sentence so i can say it). I suppose i just have to fail more and lol at myself, not sure how that can change


PS i wish u had made these vids a few years earlier when i was still between 18-21, altho my 'game' basically consists of me walking up to people and just literally saying anything that comes into my head, but its lulz

[Nistange]

Alright, how do you guys follow through when you get a number?

AND: How the hell do you recover after some of the stuff you say in like the emo video?

[WinterWoIf]

Lmao you guys are hilarious. What's your most common 'opener' when approaching girls on campus? Just a hey and an introduction?

[CurrenSy]

in on first page

[Alwaysprolol]

in on simple pick up thread. kong is the man.. if i had your confidence brah.

so i been using the "hey i had to come over.. adorable blhablah" line lately.. what the **** do i do after i introduce myself.. soemtimes i start stammering. ****

[Branc]

lol legends

[janky]

best pickup videos I've seen to date.
totally lulzy, dgaf about the responses, and actually out having FUN talking to girls.

I'm not saying everyone should dress up as emo/goths - but god damn guys, put down the fukkin pua books and learn how to have some fun bullshtting and joking like these guys do.

Great stuff op, and I usually hate anything pua related.


Also in for misc video

[W.I.N.]

I'm really bad with small talk, you guys make it seem so easy. Does it get better as you do it or do you have any kind of advice? I just don't know what to talk about sometimes.

[TheKingOfCleans]

There's only three things I care about in life. GTL. Gaming, table tennis, library.

[High4Lyf]

big fan here but

bro you'd get a crazy response if you make a thread in the "main misc"

[RoWdY_RuFf_BoY]

I've seen a few videos, well made. It's entertaining but most guys take girls too seriously. They don't have fun with them like they should, because the girl 'might' not like that and he'll lose her.

There's usually not a single day that passes where we don't approach a random girl. If you have any questions regarding MEETING RANDOM WOMEN then ask them here. Keep in mind: if you're not going out and consistently meeting girls, reading anything about pick-up will be useless. You need to get out there and FAIL a f*ckload of times. After you're curled up in a ball, sick and tired of failing, you need to fail some more. If you're willing to do this it's only a matter of time before you start seeing results.

I honestly don't know how many approaches I've done.. it's in the thousands. Personally, I don't like to keep track of things like that because then it turns from being fun to tedium. Just have fun with it.

The percentage of approaches that 'fail' were much higher when we first started. We still fail all the time but it's more amusing than anything to us now.

I like how you bring this up. Because even though most guys would hate to admit this, they start learning 'game' because something didn't workout with a 'particular' girl or start learning game in hopes of using game on a particular girl and hope it turns out for the better. And if they fail, or shes interested, they give up on game and either give up or settle. The impression I get from here is that these guys simple don't understand the amount of work that guys who are good with girls put in to be able to get any amount of skill in this field.

You mentioned in the quotes.

My questions,
Did you ever do any sort of boot camp style pick ups to get over anxiety? Like just saying hello to every attractive girl, or have a conversation with 5 strangers or did you go guns blazing(when starting out)?
What do you think about before you first approach? What state are you in?
Do you sometimes get fear of approaching, and if so, how do you overcome it? (fear of rejection/acceptance/somethinggonewrong) etc

How old are you guys?
How old were you when you first started learning about game? (or how long you been learning game for)
How long before things started to click, and you started to 'get it'?

[blinky99]

i seem to drink on my dates often, some sake or beer mixed drinks, nothing to heavy. Seems to get me chatty and goofy though and i just ramble go on about stupid stuff makes conversations easier. But i dont want it to become a crutch etc, but i do like to drink regardless w friends or out etc.

[byebyebye]

How much do you get paid for those youtube videos?

[Dieseman]

whatup k to the ong

[iBrooklyn]

Can you give us a really good basic setup phrase?

Like "Hey, i saw you and couldn't help but notice"?