The BertStare Challenge Are YOU man enough?

[BOZZ]

i offer reps for someone to shop me a bert with eyes looking downward and I still don't have it. it has to be burt looking down for my confession gag to work.

[bazzy]

i offer reps for someone to shop me a bert with eyes looking downward and I still don't have it. it has to be burt looking down for my confession gag to work.

[Mr.88]

[Bluestar92]

i offer reps for someone to shop me a bert with eyes looking downward and I still don't have it. it has to be burt looking down for my confession gag to work.

this is the best i could do with paint

[Mighty Matt]

No mas bert stare downs. He already chose one.

http://i36.tinypic.com/atmzv9.jpg

[BOZZ]

Oh thats gonna be awesome inside a confession booth... HAHAHA.


***For the record this is what my girl gets for telling me that I don't do anything silly and fun like i did when i was younger. *** Bozz will play this game too. Maybe even show her the thread to see what she the carnage she incited.


REMEMBER NOWHERE ILLEGAL

[bazzy]

REMEMBER NOWHERE ILLEGAL

Listen i'm not admitting to making that stencil, i was just holding it for a friend....

[Mata Leao]

how tha hell do u know if its illegal?

i got great ideas now just need a huge printer.... lol would it be too much to do it to a military tank? or i see alot of military buildings around me...or an ambulance lmao, can u imagine someone just broke their leg and first thing they see is a bert stare.. or an airplane... that would be cool too.

[Mighty Matt]

Oh thats gonna be awesome inside a confession booth... HAHAHA.


***For the record this is what my girl gets for telling me that I don't do anything silly and fun like i did when i was younger. *** Bozz will play this game too. Maybe even show her the thread to see what she the carnage she incited.


[size=toobig/10]REMEMBER NOWHERE ILLEGAL[/SIZE]

BOZZ: "Hey baby, you know how you say I'm never spontaneous anymore? Well I put a picture of Bert from Sesame Street in the confessional booth."




Ms. Bozz :

[bazzy]

how tha hell do u know if its illegal?

i got great ideas now just need a huge printer.... lol would it be too much to do it to a military tank? or i see alot of military buildings around me...or an ambulance lmao, can u imagine someone just broke their leg and first thing they see is a bert stare.. or an airplane... that would be cool too.

Roof of an ambulance, mirror of a bathroom, under every car's windshield wiper in a parking lot with bert facing the interior, tip jar, try on some shoes and slip bert in the box, gas pump, blockbuster dvd, roof of mcdonalds play place slides, showroom car glove box, above gym shower nozzle

[JM3K]

edit: fuuuuuu to late

[BOZZ]

how tha hell do u know if its illegal?

i got great ideas now just need a huge printer.... lol would it be too much to do it to a military tank? or i see alot of military buildings around me...or an ambulance lmao, can u imagine someone just broke their leg and first thing they see is a bert stare.. or an airplane... that would be cool too.

In theory if you took a picture a close up picture of a BertStare on a white and red or white/gold background and then put another picture below it, with a white and red or white/gold vehicle I really couldn't infer that you had done anything illegal.


Please though in the spirit of the game. (Which we WILL turn this into using some form of GPS tagging app) Keep it on stationary stuff will be around for when the game kicks off.

*Thinking about a game in all seriousness, any droid or iPhone app developers out there? It could become a bb.com game. Obviously using some form of check-ins via GPS. Of course this is my ego but how you guys feel about taking a misc meme to a whole other level. We gather the coordinates of the gyms of as many individuals as possible, add them to an APP, and then you sign in after your workout.

example "I just got BOZZ'D at Golds Gym(Market Square) Pittsburgh (one of my faves when i'm in pitts)
Or "You just MISCed my workout at Golds Gym Las Vegas South... unfortunately we couldn't use the BertStare because if it REALLY took off, BB.com, myself, and the app developers would in all likelihood get cease and desist orders



It can be any gym, when you're out of town you've got an idea of a descent gym to hit up because they're all recommended by users, and a bit of a game which I'm pretty sure i could manage to talk some of the supp companies and maybe even BB.com to throw in some free shyte for the top couple people with check-ins after say 6 months...


Would you guys even be interested in playing such a game? I travel a LOT for my job and its hard at times finding a good gym to hit. This app would allow us to have fun, know good gyms to go to and possibly get some free shyte out to the winners

[BOZZ]

BOZZ: "Hey baby, you know how you say I'm never spontaneous anymore? Well I put a picture of Bert from Sesame Street in the confessional booth."




Ms. Bozz :

Shes just upset because i haven't taken a vacation yet. Probably because I havent told her that in the 2nd full week of October we're going on a two week vacation to France where in intend to ask her to marry me. And YES youngins i'm OLD SCHOOL. I did the proper thing by visiting her father taking him to a nice dinner and asked for his daughters hand in marriage.

[mhraza]

thanks for hijacking my idea brah

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=126761603

of course everyone is interested in your thread now cause ur a mod

should sticky this guys thread BOZZ
this is gonna be epic if not already

[BOZZ]

should sticky this guys thread BOZZ
this is gonna be epic if not already

I didn't even know he had it. i gave him reps apologized and we're cool. don't worry about it.

[ShtUp&Sqt]

Felt the Classroom bertstare was a little small. The Kiddies arrive for the first time today and will immediately get bertstared......

[Strive6]

...*Thinking about a game in all seriousness, any droid or iPhone app developers out there? It could become a bb.com game. Obviously using some form of check-ins via GPS. Of course this is my ego but how you guys feel about taking a misc meme to a whole other level. We gather the coordinates of the gyms of as many individuals as possible, add them to an APP, and then you sign in after your workout.

example "I just got BOZZ'D at Golds Gym(Market Square) Pittsburgh (one of my faves when i'm in pitts)
Or "You just MISCed my workout at Golds Gym Las Vegas South... unfortunately we couldn't use the BertStare because if it REALLY took off, BB.com, myself, and the app developers would in all likelihood get cease and desist orders



It can be any gym, when you're out of town you've got an idea of a descent gym to hit up because they're all recommended by users, and a bit of a game which I'm pretty sure i could manage to talk some of the supp companies and maybe even BB.com to throw in some free shyte for the top couple people with check-ins after say 6 months...


Would you guys even be interested in playing such a game? I travel a LOT for my job and its hard at times finding a good gym to hit. This app would allow us to have fun, know good gyms to go to and possibly get some free shyte out to the winners

holy shiit this could be epic. let's do this.

[bustermac]

Roof entrance.

Vandalism aside. that's amazing...but you probably should done without the MISC text...to avoid any legal issues for the site. We've been on the news before.

[vroompac]

Amazing lol.

[YUL]

who the F' is this miscer?

http://www.********.com/profile.php?...012&ref=search

[ThinRedLine]

Vandalism aside. that's amazing...but you probably should done without the MISC text...to avoid any legal issues for the site. We've been on the news before.

we on tv?

[fishpat86]

My entry

Step 1: Print off bertstares
Step 2: laminate bertstares and apply double sided sticky
Step 3: Get trolling in a way they can't detect

Bertfood



I placed the package back in its place on the shelf and moved on to my next target. Checkout lady's gonna freak when it doesn't scan.

Bertbeer



Once Bert was applied I rotated the bottle to hide him. Hopefully this is discovered towards the end of the Bertee's session.

I had to do these covertly which is difficult at 6pm in a busy supermarket. I have another idea but I need to do some research into the viability of it first.

[BOOM BP]

**** i need to get on this ASAP. this is awesome lmao. i cant wait until i stumble on one i didn't set

[buykrux]

im going to cedar point tomorrow, maybe i can slap some on the US customs somewhere and snipe a pic

[bustermac]

My entry

Step 1: Print off bertstares
Step 2: laminate bertstares and apply double sided sticky
Step 3: Get trolling in a way they can't detect

Bertfood



I placed the package back in its place on the shelf and moved on to my next target. Checkout lady's gonna freak when it doesn't scan.

What is that? Chinese food for cats? I thought cats WERE Chinese food...

[rambobobby]

lmao cant believe a mod made this thread im possibly in.

[LostOne287]

For Bozz, at the Jack In The Box:




This middle aged tatted-up dude went in there right after I walked out. I was lol'ing hard as I was driving away.

[Mikeo]

^^ Toilet paper one is the funniest by far

[King Jug]

Got several Bertstare's printed out, taking them to Ozzfest tomorrow.

[Araj]

Someone should put a butstare billboard up