My office has a lot of weird, unexplained stuff that goes on here every day, but today I reached my breaking point. Went to the water fountain to fill up my bottle, and I see this:
If you think those are shelled peanuts, you are correct. I can't imagine any situation in which I , or anyone really, would possibly put shelled peanuts on the back of a dirty ass water fountain.
I'm left with 2 possible outcomes...I'm either working with a sociopath trying to send a message, or I'm working with a Squirrelman.
I removed the peanuts and put up the following sign:
Gonna get to the bottom of this. Will post new cases if and as they arise.
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08-10-2010, 08:12 AM #1
ITT: I investigate mysteries at work
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08-10-2010, 08:19 AM #4
Dude, you've officially gone nuts.
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08-10-2010, 08:28 AM #10
current list of suspects:
-this guy that looks like a squirrel in the office near mine
-this guy that comes from the other end of our building, and down 2 floors, walking past 5 other bathrooms to use ours every day...always thought that was odd.
Although really, everyone is a suspect.
Will make an effort to go by their desks this afternoon.nom nom nom
my log to qualify for the Boston Marathon: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=713938401
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08-10-2010, 08:37 AM #18
My only other open case is "The Bathroom Cusser".
This one is going to be tough to crack, but it must be done. Every once in a while when I'm in the stall, someone comes in the bathroom and starts mumbling crazy **** to himself. Like "oh you think you're better than me, I'll show you who's better. Look me in the eye ****er. I'll ****ing **** all over your ****." and stuff like that. Crazy talk. Different every time, but it's always mumbled, barely audible, and he says it while washing his hands. I lift up my feet and pretend I'm not in there.
To get this right, I'm going to have to 1st, record him in the act, meaning I'll need to be in the stall closest the sink/urinal when he comes in....hide so he doesn't see I'm in there...and then snap a pic from above or below the divider.
I only run across this guy once a week in there, so it'll have to be just right, but it needs to be solved. He would certainly be a suspect in the "Squirrelman Case" should I find his identity.nom nom nom
my log to qualify for the Boston Marathon: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=713938401
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08-10-2010, 08:51 AM #23
Op Buy one of those pen cameras and take it apart, make the wire longer.. You could be able to get away with an extra foot or two without needing voltage.
You can make a pen camera into an impromtu spy camera.
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