itt: i teach you howto make your fb alpha (srs)

**Lasers1** · 08-05-2010, 01:27 PM

ITT: How to look like a creepy loser who doesn't know how to operate ********

**PushUp08** · 08-05-2010, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ramses19

ITT: How to look like a creepy loser who doesn't know how to operate ********

This

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 01:37 PM

hahahaha. stay in the friends zone. keep dating those chicks. im the one you hate.

**leeenfield.303** · 08-05-2010, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Icicle

My ******** is a lot like this, except mine isn't done under the intentions to be "alpha". I don't have a wall. Just 1 pic, says I'm a male, and that is ALL.

x2

also i have no friends on there lol

i fking hate ******** people always ask my name so they can add me but i refuse to tell them, if you dont even know my name how could we possibly be "friends"

**gswarrior510** · 08-05-2010, 01:42 PM

op you are so fake..brb trying too hard

**Penz0rman** · 08-05-2010, 01:42 PM

Or you could just talk to girls in real life.

**barr10** · 08-05-2010, 01:45 PM

wud never work mato

**SOONERbrahhh** · 08-05-2010, 01:49 PM

i have ******** and misc open at the same time... alpha?

**Future-Swole** · 08-05-2010, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua91

hahahaha. stay in the friends zone. keep dating those chicks. im the one you hate.

You're pretty bent on proving yourself. Wouldn't be surprised if you're this guy:

**Zirob** · 08-05-2010, 01:50 PM

wtf is this ****...basically do nothing on fb, if dont do **** at all on it why even have it?

**R3vel4tion** · 08-05-2010, 01:51 PM

1. Delete all hot girls comments
2. Leave all dudes comments.
3. Change orientation to Homosexual
4. ???
5. Profit

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 01:54 PM

ha. anyone thats clever knows just how right i am. look at all of you, so angry and confused. youve all spent so much time liking statuses, coming up with unique and individual statuses that represent who you are, writing on girls walls...and all it does is make them lose interested

yes fake
yes proving myself
yes getting laid more than any of you
dudes dont comment on my wall. my friends arent douche bags

**Star_Ruler** · 08-05-2010, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Future-Swole

Alphas do what the **** they want. Not take advice on how to set up their ********.

This. OP shut the fuk up, doing all that nonsense in your post IS what makes one beta and its quite childish

**Ashton117** · 08-05-2010, 01:56 PM

The easiest way to get girls to write on your wall is to write on theirs. So you have random convo with a bunch of hot girls and other girls think you're "talking" to them and are interested. Also have as many pictures with girls and at parties as possible.

Your method will work if you're extremely good looking but if not I dont think so.

**dirtyjerz** · 08-05-2010, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Ricky112

ITT : over analyzing **** that really doesn't matter.

this.

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Zirob

wtf is this ****...basically do nothing on fb, if dont do **** at all on it why even have it?

because im social and meet too many girls to try and holler at all night long to get a number etc.

to all of you that are confused, ******** is just one of many tools i use to get laid. its such an easy concept.

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Star_Ruler

This. OP shut the fuk up, doing all that nonsense in your post IS what makes one beta.

but i dont care if im beta or alpha. i care about getting laid.

Originally Posted by Ashton117

The easiest way to get girls to write on your wall is to write on theirs. So you have random convo with a bunch of hot girls and other girls think you're "talking" to them and are interested. Also have as many pictures with girls and at parties as possible.

Your method will work if you're extremely good looking but if not I dont think so.

well......i am.

**SOONERbrahhh** · 08-05-2010, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua91

ha. anyone thats clever knows just how right i am. look at all of you, so angry and confused. youve all spent so much time liking statuses, coming up with unique and individual statuses that represent who you are, writing on girls walls...and all it does is make them lose interested

yes fake
yes proving myself
yes getting laid more than any of you
dudes dont comment on my wall. my friends arent douche bags

i lold... and you have no friends lulz

**Ted Nugent** · 08-05-2010, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Ricky112

ITT : over analyzing **** that really doesn't matter.

this

**Loctus** · 08-05-2010, 01:59 PM

Wait, OP actually is srs? I thought the post was a joke, it's the dumbest **** I've ever read.

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 02:00 PM

strong yuppies itt that are jealous someone figured out how to use fb for 2 minutes a day and get laid by it. keep on hating. just keeps proving my theory. cant you see, HARDLY anyone does this. the people that do though, fb sluts cant get enough of it

**Sir Benchalot** · 08-05-2010, 02:00 PM

is there really a correlation? i know a lot of guys who get laid all the time who have like 2000 pics and 1000 friends and like 300 profile pics and post weird statuses all the time
and i know a lot of guys who dont really mess with ******** and they get laid.. not through FB, but they get around

**Joshua91** · 08-05-2010, 02:01 PM

haha op out of this thread. dont knock it until youve tried it. look at all of you. you are all the same. be unique and watch the women flock to you

**Wisdom187** · 08-05-2010, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua91

haters gonna hate. fb is the easiest way to get laid. and lol @ managing fb. it takes me seconds to do this. ive had it this way for a few years and it works like a charm

OP how many girls have you been with.

you sound like an insecure ****get virgin who is desperate to look cool to girls and other chicks by doing something so ****ing gay like having an empty ******** that shows how lonely, boring, and miserable you really are.

no one likes you and you suck at life.

**SOONERbrahhh** · 08-05-2010, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua91

strong yuppies itt that are jealous someone figured out how to use fb for 2 minutes a day and get laid by it. keep on hating. just keeps proving my theory. cant you see, HARDLY anyone does this. the people that do though, fb sluts cant get enough of it

lolololololololololol

lol

**trollum** · 08-05-2010, 02:05 PM

Thanks alot OP now with this information you have given me I too can achieve an "alpha" ********.

**StaticZ** · 08-05-2010, 02:06 PM

Kind of ironic that I would go through all that trouble that make it seem like I don't give a **** to a bunch of people I actually don't give a **** about.

**Penz0rman** · 08-05-2010, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Joshua91

yes fake
yes proving myself
yes getting laid more than any of you
dudes dont comment on my wall. i dont have any friends

fixed.

**bocheltree** · 08-05-2010, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by SquirtlePower

Strong flawed logic, how does having one pic and looking like a loser with no social life make you look good? It's the other way around, bunch of pics of you partying and with girls then other girls take notice and think you're fun and interesting. Anways sounds like a whole lot of crap and effort just to try appear "alpha" on ********, if you are actually alpha you probably don't have a ********.

this.

**Undestructible** · 08-05-2010, 02:09 PM

op if u delete all your wall post then people will see u as a person noone wants to talk to so why would they write on ur wall or think ur cool brah. u will look like someone everyone just ignore

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