It's been a long time since I had any kind of gym routine. I have subsequently become a beer bellied weak bellend.
I plan to change this.
I've got my gym equipment from storage and moved it into my 2nd floor (3rd if you're an American) flat. My living room is now 50% power rack! My plan is to start on a 3 day a week push/pull/legs routine and work my way up to a 6 day a week program. I will also be drinking a lot less and hopefully eating better. I might keep a log of alcohol and food in here but this is mainly for recording workouts and hopefully getting some inspiration when times get tough.
Current stats:
5'7
205lbs
Program will be as follows:
Monday: Push
Flat Bench
Incline db
Standing OHP
DB Flyes
CGBP
Dips
Wednesday: Pull
Deadlift
Lat Pulldown
Seated Row
Shrugs
Chin ups
Tricep rope
Friday: Legs
Back squat
SLDL
Quad Curl
Lunges
Front squat
I am aiming to get some cardio in but haven't decided how yet. In an ideal world I would go for a run but can't as it's just me and the kids here. I'm considering either rowing machine or exercise bike.
Routine starts Monday. Tonight I'm getting ****faced and eating alllllll of the curry!
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08-19-2023, 09:17 AM #1
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I put a power rack in my living room!
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08-19-2023, 09:32 AM #2
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08-21-2023, 07:39 AM #3
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First session back today.
Flat Bench:
Bar x 12
40kg x 10
50kg x 6
50kg x 6
50kg x 6
50kg x 6
OHP:
Bar x 10
25kg x 8
25kg x 8
25kg x 8
25kg x 8
DB Incline:
15kg x 8
15kg x 8
15kg x 8
15kg x 8
DB flyes:
10kg x 8
10kg x 8
10kg x 8
10kg x 8
CGBP/Tricep rope superset
30kg x 8/12.5kg x 8
30kg x 8/12.5kg x 8
30kg x 8/12.5kg x 7
Went easy today. I'm sure in my old age my injury rate will be a lot higher than before so I'll ease into proper weight over the next couple of months.New Evolution shat on me
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08-26-2023, 11:50 PM #4
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21/08/2023
Deadlift:
45kg x 8
75kg x 6
75kg x 6
75kg x 6
75kg x 6
Lat Pulldown:
20kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
Seated Row:
20kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
30kg x 10
Shrugs/Rear Flys superset:
45kg x 10/5kg x 10
45kg x 10/5kg x 10
45kg x 10/5kg x 10
45kg x 10/5kg x 10
EZ Curls/Tricep Rope superset:
18kg x 10/10kg x 10
18kg x 10/10kg x 10
18kg x 10/10kg x 10
Another light session to get going. I was supposed to do some pullups but I couldn't because I'm fat and weak still.New Evolution shat on me
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08-26-2023, 11:55 PM #5
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26/08/2023
Back Squat:
Bar x 10
50kg x 5
50kg x 5
50kg x 5
50kg x 5
50kg x 5
SLDL:
45kg x 8
45kg x 8
45kg x 8
45kg x 8
Lunges:
BW x 20
BW x 20
BW x 16
BW x 16
Missed this session on Friday so did it Saturday morning instead. I need to work on my hip and ankle flexibility. Also my first time doing lunges and holy crap they make the legs burn. I did a few with some 12.5kg dumbbells but felt like I was going to fall over sideways so I ditched that and just did them bodyweight to get used to the movement. I'm typing this out on Sunday and my legs are feeling surprisingly done in considering it was a lightweight session!New Evolution shat on me
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09-05-2023, 07:29 AM #6
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Well last week was a bit of a fail on my part. I did Mondays session then missed the rest of the week. I fell into the old fallacy of "I'll do it tomorrow" but tomorrow never actually comes. Here's last Mondays session and todays session. Tomorrow is pull day and I won't be missing it!
30/08/2023
Flat Bench:
Bar x 10
50kg x 5
60kg x 6
60kg x 6
60kg x 6
60kg x 6
OHP:
Bar x 10
30kg x 8
30kg x 8
30kg x 8
30kg x 7
DB Incline:
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
DB Flys:
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
CGBP/Tricep Rope superset:
40kg x 10/15kg x 10
40kg x 6/15kg x 6
05/09/2023
Flat Bench:
Bar x 10
40kg x 8
60kg x 8
60kg x 8
60kg x 6
60kg x 4
OHP:
Bar x 10
30kg x 8
30kg x 8
30kg x 8
30kg x 8
DB Incline:
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
15kg x 10
DB Flys:
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
EZ Preacher CurlCGBP superset:
18kg x 12/40kg x 6
18kg x 12/40kg x 6
18kg x 12/40kg x 4
Flat Bench AMRAP:
30kg x 18
In other news I also bought a spin bike so I can work on my terrible cardio condition!New Evolution shat on me
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09-11-2023, 01:09 PM #7
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06/09/2023
Deadlift:
45kg x 8
75kg x 5
95kg x 4
95kg x 4
95kg x 4
95kg x 4
Seated Row:
20kg x 8
40kg x 10
40kg x 10
40kg x 10
40kg x 10
Lat Pulldown:
40kg x 8
40kg x 8
40kg x 7
40kg x 7
Shrugs:
60kg x 12
60kg x 12
60kg x 12
60kg x 12
Rear Flys:
5kg x 10
5kg x 10
5kg x 10
5kg x 10
09/09/2023
Back Squat:
Bar x 10
50kg x 5
70kg x 5
70kg x 5
70kg x 5
70kg x 5
SLDL:
65kg x 6
65kg x 6
65kg x 6
65kg x 6
Lunges:
BW x 16
BW x 16
BW x 16
BW x 16
11/09/2023
Flat Bench:
Bar x 10
50kg x 5
60kg x 8
60kg x 8
60kg x 8
60kg x 6
OHP:
Bar x 10
35kg x 8
35kg x 8
35kg x 8
35kg x 8
DB Incline:
17.5kg x 10
17.5kg x 10
17.5kg x 10
17.5kg x 10
DB Flys:
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10
10kg x 10New Evolution shat on me
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09-11-2023, 01:13 PM #8
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Tonight was my first session at the planned workout time of 8pm just after the kids go to bed. I tried to be as quiet as possible but re-racking the bar woke my youngest up. I'm not surprised as the rack is just the other side of the wall dividing living room and bedroom. I will have to reassess the timing of my workouts and I can't see them settling whilst I deadlift or squat. Perhaps as soon as I get them back from school/nursery at 5ish pm instead. Does mean I won't get to eat dinner with them though.
New Evolution shat on me
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