I seem to do dumb **** everytime Im drunk and wanted you lot to post dumb things you do just so I dont feel as retarded.
Last Friday we were walking home from the casino at about 5:30am. We were waiting outside Mcdonalds so we could catch some breakfast, it opened at 6am (very drunk) I really needed a **** and my friend said if I took a **** in the middle of a car park he'd jump of a bridge in to a tree. Anyway I took a **** in a car park and now every girl I know thinks Im a tramp cause my friend told the pretty much everybody I know (****ING ********).
Also, when we got in Mcdonalds I ordered a Bacon Egg McMuffin and the girl was like "What drink would you like with that?" and I shouted "DAT DER CELLTECH" which got us kicked out.
Share your stories misc.
Cliffs:
I'm a ****ing idiot when drunk.
|
|
Results 1 to 30 of 104
-
07-12-2010, 06:01 AM #1Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 33
- Posts: 7,880
- Rep Power: 0
Stupidest crap you've ever done while drunk?
-
07-12-2010, 06:02 AM #2thread ender
- Join Date: Nov 2007
- Age: 37
- Posts: 9,901
- Rep Power: 439
your mum
-
07-12-2010, 06:02 AM #3Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 33
- Posts: 7,880
- Rep Power: 0
-
07-12-2010, 06:03 AM #4Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: South Wales, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 17,821
- Rep Power: 38192
Spit-roasted a 5/10 with another dude a few years back (no homo)
ugh.. never againWe have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
~ William Ralph Inge
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:05 AM #5NEET
- Join Date: Jun 2008
- Location: Jacksonville, Florida, United States
- Posts: 7,034
- Rep Power: 7262
fukc hoes with no rubber
piss on my floor and not notice till morning"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind."
-Morpheus
Misc Sexologist
-
07-12-2010, 06:06 AM #6The Guru
- Join Date: Mar 2005
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 35
- Posts: 5,368
- Rep Power: 410
went scuba diving by myself
and my retarded friend let me (he was more or less sober)
-
07-12-2010, 06:15 AM #7nO-doubt 150%
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Belmont, California, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 630
- Rep Power: 1688
650-Respect the Code
Navy basic: 2011-03-08
-
07-12-2010, 06:15 AM #8Registered User
- Join Date: May 2009
- Location: Washington, United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 1,829
- Rep Power: 1243
This ****er... we'll bust it out at random times when doing 4 shots at once seems like a good idea (it never is). Last time, we were all buzzing and decided to do the big shot. Only hard A we had was some **** like Monarch Spiced Rum or something. I ended up gagging on the last bit of it, running past the trash can in the kitchen, spewing vomit down the entire hallway and destroying our bathroom. We had to toss the wicker trashcan because chunks were lodged throughout it.Judging from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are: (1) Why men are all disgusting pigs, and (2) How to attract men.
I always rep back
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:16 AM #9Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2010
- Location: Sydney, N.S.W., Australia
- Age: 34
- Posts: 158
- Rep Power: 717
my mate woke up in a different city, an hour away, with a tattoo of his ex's name on his ass. had to break up with his current girlfriend cos he couldnt be bothered explaining. got laser surgery, did too many sessions in too short a period and was left with complete ink removal, and a burn exactly replicating it.
They say the good die young, guess that means I'ma live forever...
-
07-12-2010, 06:18 AM #10The OG of Manletness
- Join Date: Nov 2008
- Location: United States
- Posts: 9,630
- Rep Power: 13021
threw a burrito in a coin-drop tollbooth
nobody could pay tolls behind me, lol'ed as saw traffic jam in rearview mirror*80 pushups before going anywhere in public crew*
*manlets who somehow get laid crew*
*8 mph over the speed limit at all times, no matter what crew*
*enjoy our shirts shrinking in the dryer so they're tighter around our arms crew*
*bring a sack lunch to work and throw it away every single time crew*
*biceps bigger than quads crew*
*bears, bulls, cubbies, hawks crew*
-
07-12-2010, 06:18 AM #11
-
07-12-2010, 06:20 AM #12Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2010
- Location: United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 64
- Rep Power: 174
LMAO I dont know if I've really done to much retarded stuff. I remember one time I got hammered and did snow angels on top of a roof naked...Originally Posted by G08208
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:21 AM #13acquiring gains
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Posts: 1,302
- Rep Power: 2794
Love these threads, here's one from an old thread I started: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ighlight=drunk
- Got outrageously drunk at long time friends house on christmas break from school. We were watching one of the UFCs, I started to throw ****/act arrogant (this is where I blacked out and rest was told to me the next day). Tried to fight friend (host of party), put holes in his wall, he tried to kick me out - I told him I would **** his sister (lol). Fast forward like 2 hours of me being a drunk mess, tried aggresively to **** hot friend of mine who was kind of in to me, she was hesitant. Ended up covered in puke in friend's driveway. Tried to walk home (about 1hr long) ended up passed out on lawn of another friend whose parents drove me home. Drunk dialed girl who I was trying to have sex with over 10x. Shes not into me at all any more.
Felt. Bad. Man.
Sucks the most because I have absolutely no agression in me when I'm sober, it's just not me.
-
07-12-2010, 06:23 AM #14
sexed questionable chicks
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen."
--Sean Connery (The Rock)
-
07-12-2010, 06:30 AM #15Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2010
- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,196
- Rep Power: 0
live in sydney.
pased out.
woke up in Canberra.
(srs)
-
07-12-2010, 06:33 AM #16boxforahead/10
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: California, United States
- Age: 41
- Posts: 2,834
- Rep Power: 5900
Raw dog a floozie.
Steal a girl's cell phone and run.
Wake up with puke all over myself.
Feelsbadman**Official Bicycle Crew** Ờờ
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:39 AM #17Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2008
- Age: 32
- Posts: 949
- Rep Power: 1329
Did you high-five halfway through?Originally Posted by Aggressive
-
07-12-2010, 06:43 AM #18
broke a chick's tooth.. then ****ed her.. but she was chubby so it was doubly fail
-
07-12-2010, 06:43 AM #19Proud to be English
- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,882
- Rep Power: 624
fukked without a rubber
Doofus and Dalant: Doofus doesnt eat food and leighs in bed all day dying. Dalant lifts weights and eats proteinz and faps to ronnie. Who would you rather be?
1. Live
2. Laugh
3. Love
4. ???
5. Become *******
-
07-12-2010, 06:43 AM #20Registered Troll, PhD
- Join Date: Apr 2010
- Location: New Braunfels, TX
- Posts: 13,426
- Rep Power: 183847
Two weeks ago had a nuclear meltdown as I texted/called the girl I was sort of seeing about 500 times with random, idiotic ****. Didn't remember any of it, woke up the next morning and realized I can pretty much never talk to her again. I've destroyed about four relationships via texting while drunk in the past year, so I'm beginning to think that I should not own a phone.
Probably dumbest thing I've ever done was two years ago on St. Patrick's Day. Meet my cousin and buddy at a bar around 8, drink for an hour, at least one every 5 minutes. Hit it so fast didn't feel anything, drive to the next bar, same thing. He gets a call from a girl to meet us at another place, I drive everyone over, constant stream of alcohol. It's probably midnight, barely able to see or focus because I was so drunk, insist on going back to the first bar. Drink even more, go to yet another place. Black out, wake up in IHOP parking lot at 3AM across from a bar that I've never been to. Apparently, we went two more places, I drove, and then I suggested we get something to eat. I don't remember eating anything but evidence of food spilled on shirt leads me to the truth. Make it home somehow and go to work at 6AM drunk off my ass. Horrible day at work...Best thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
***Black Crew*** (emeritus)
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:44 AM #21Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2007
- Location: New Hampshire, United States
- Posts: 6,646
- Rep Power: 7560
-met a girl at my friend's house who said she wanted to make out with someone from every state. i was born in CT, which was not crossed off her list. i woke up with her on her livingroom floor when her sister woke us up. there were condoms on the floor, beer bottles everywhere etc. after she drove me home i never spoke to her again.
i can't say it was that stupid, but it was lulzy. i'll think of some better ones.
-peed off a rooftop in boston
-countless long distance walks in the tampa areaLast edited by alegend90; 07-12-2010 at 07:31 AM.
-
07-12-2010, 06:44 AM #22Banned
- Join Date: Jul 2009
- Location: Fresno, California, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 4,625
- Rep Power: 0
thats actually pretty awesome lolOriginally Posted by Jester78
only drank twice, havent done anything too stupid yet.
-
07-12-2010, 06:46 AM #23Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Location: NSW, Australia
- Age: 33
- Posts: 2,447
- Rep Power: 6834
Hahah I'm amazed people can't control themselves drunk. I always seam to be normal, just more confident. Anyway I don't like getting super smashed, just to the level where you're cruising and feeling good. Never over. Hangovers are crap, so I'd rather have a nice night out where I don't regret something and wake up for a workout without feeling crap.
-
07-12-2010, 06:46 AM #245x5 errday
- Join Date: Nov 2008
- Location: New York, United States
- Age: 37
- Posts: 4,013
- Rep Power: 1392
stole Christmas decorations
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." – Thomas Jefferson
Ron Paul 16' R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
NY Rangers-Jets-Mets
***Viking Crew***
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:52 AM #25Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2003
- Location: United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 1,399
- Rep Power: 0
Gotten arrested.
Woken up in diff city/county/in the woods.
Pissed in a closet of a hotel thinking it was the bathroom.
Slept with ex.
-
07-12-2010, 06:52 AM #26Pussy Liquor
- Join Date: Jan 2010
- Location: Massachusetts, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 9,326
- Rep Power: 4898
bangin sleezy skanks with no rubber.
“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
-
07-12-2010, 06:53 AM #27Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2003
- Location: United States
- Age: 40
- Posts: 1,399
- Rep Power: 0
Sometimes you just keep drinking and drinking. If you don't then you're tipsy, not drunk.Originally Posted by Alpha Moth
-
07-12-2010, 06:56 AM #28Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: South Wales, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 17,821
- Rep Power: 38192
lmao cant even remember. I know we treated her like a worthless piece of meat though. The other guy busted inside her ass lol (srs).Originally Posted by Fathomless
Done loads of dumbass sh*t drunk. Most recently ended up going back to a house with 3 girls (average, nothing special), and stripped for them cause it was one of the girl's birthdays. Naked, with a t-shirt hanging over my cock. Eventually had the t-shirt ripped off though and they had their hands all over me n sh*t. Rubbing the dick in their face/mouth etc... Actually that was pretty fun tbh. Didnt sleep with any of them though (thankfully).We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
~ William Ralph Inge
-
-
07-12-2010, 06:59 AM #29Howawesomethisnarcississm
- Join Date: Dec 2005
- Location: Florida, United States
- Posts: 12,939
- Rep Power: 14159
Originally Posted by Jester78
Florida Gators Crew
Jacksonville Jaguars Crew
☆☆☆America Fuk Yeah ¢яєω☆☆☆
Gamertag: PROTEIN PUMP
-
07-12-2010, 07:01 AM #30The Original
- Join Date: Feb 1999
- Location: United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 9,633
- Rep Power: 25517
Made this:...
.
-= * Olympian Health Representative *=-
James 1:2 - "Rejoice my brothers and sisters when you face trials of many kinds."
Never give up, you're in control of your own ambition and discipline. It's never too late to be where you want to be as long as you start now and stay focused.
Similar Threads
-
The stupidest thing you've ever done in a gym?
By FJ and G in forum Over Age 35Replies: 84Last Post: 12-14-2007, 05:19 PM
Bookmarks