Should I get a Planet Fitness membership for the LuLz

[aCb123]

after learning about this "lunk alarm" i kind of want to get a planet fitness membership for the lulz. How much is the initial signup fee to anyone who goes there. If I go through with this im going to grunt so fuking load curling in the squat rack and get the lunk alarm to go off and then proceed to go to my real gym afterwards were i can grunt while doing deadlifts while slammin the weight on the floor.

[imam0nst3r]

i thought there was a height requirement

[aCb123]

i thought there was a height requirement

well after learnign about this lunk alarm i wouldnt be suprised

[Phee123]

i thought there was a height requirement

Lol every post I have seen by you is about height and how tall people, you got some issues brah

[riddicks]

Go for it. Free donuts and pizza.

[S0VERE1GN]

I got one for unlimited tanning.




umad?

[EDcellent]

Lol every post I have seen by you is about height and how tall people, you got some issues brah

You mad we're looking at your bald spot?


(not srs)

[aCb123]

anyone know how much the singing fee is and isnt it only like 10$ a month?

[ezra76]

after learning about this "lunk alarm" i kind of want to get a planet fitness membership for the lulz. How much is the initial signup fee to anyone who goes there. If I go through with this im going to grunt so fuking load curling in the squat rack and get the lunk alarm to go off and then proceed to go to my real gym afterwards were i can grunt while doing deadlifts while slammin the weight on the floor, because my tiny manlet d!ckbeaters can't hold on to 315.

Fixed

[aCb123]

Fixed

Stats: 6'1", 170 lbs

u mad i got 20 lbs on you + your fukin 33

[LiftBig315]

they've got a dumb ass promotion going on here that you can sign up for $1, not $.75, not $.50 but $1...that's how the f'in commercial goes. You do realize you and a friend have to sign up to bring the lulz back to the misc right?

[Ralliart16]

They're running $1 sign up specials I think

I know b/c some bitch had a fbook status "went to sign up at planet fitness.. and didn't even have a dollar bill to pay the $1 sign up fee " lmao (srs)

[meteoraniac]

ITT we discuss about height and bald spot

[aCb123]

they've got a dumb ass promotion going on here that you can sign up for $1, not $.75, not $.50 but $1...that's how the f'in commercial goes. You do realize you and a friend have to sign up to bring the lulz back to the misc right?

no fine print? also dont want to have to singup for a year to get that deal or some s hit

They're running $1 sign up specials I think

I know b/c some bitch had a fbook status "went to sign up at planet fitness.. and didn't even have a dollar bill to pay the $1 sign up fee " lmao (srs)

if this is true im definatly going to do this but need to find someone else to signup to so we can record

[DEUCE518]

Lol every post I have seen by you is about height and how tall people, you got some issues brah

Seriously, I've noticed this as well.

[zehBOOM1235]

wtf lol... i wanna find a planet fitness now...

can someone aware me on the lunk alarm btw?

[idontdeadlift]

If you go through with it, wear heavy winter clothes. They reject people who are too muscular because it intimidates other members...

[JohnnyDestroyer]

I dont know what a lunk alarm is....





I found this.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Fitness



since its a "judgement free zone" and they bill themselves for the average joe they LIMIT THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHTS AVAILABLE, ultimately to keep "die-hards, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts" from joining.



Heaven forbid you have "fitness enthusiasts" in your gym....holy ****.


They got sued over grunting, I am now aware of the planet fitnesses.

[aCb123]

so im lookin at the planetfitness site and the one by me has a 30$ startupfee and 10$ a month. Its also open 24 hours which im kind pissed that my gym is only open until 11pm during the week. Dont really feel like droppin 40$ for the lulz but im gonna go there and see if ic an just get like a month pass to test it out or somethin or if they do a free trial.

[matwarrior]

record planet fitness altercations and post on misc for the lulz

[riddicks]

What if i go take a sh*it and grunt really hard? Will the lunk alarm go off?

Anyone want to test this...

[ezra76]

Stats: 6'1", 170 lbs

u mad i got 20 lbs on you + your fukin 33

U mad I got 5inches on you... and that's just below the belt.

and no... we all know why people have backshots for avi's... nobody wants to see that 25lb. gut in the front

[aCb123]

from a buisness prospective planet fitness is actually pretty smart since alot of people going to the gym for the first time get intimidated. I remember when I first started working out I was scared to go over the the dumbells.

[Nikolay728]

The ****ing lunk alarm never goes off. What the **** is with that "no judgment zone" ****. I hate planet fitness....Full of young kids, skinny fat girls, and overweight moms.

[youngt]

record planet fitness altercations and post on misc for the lulz

this please

[idontdeadlift]

The misc should make a road trip and visit one of these gyms with like 20 people, and just take all the barbells/weights and have a giant dead lift circle in the middle of the gym.

[aCb123]

The misc should make a road trip and visit one of these gyms with like 20 people, and just take all the barbells/weights and have a giant dead lift circle in the middle of the gym.

all though this would be hilarious it would never happen.

[BodyControl]

The misc should make a road trip and visit one of these gyms with like 20 people, and just take all the barbells/weights and have a giant dead lift circle in the middle of the gym.

lol with them all grunting. I'll be ****ting myself it that happened in my gym.

[SCAR-H]

What if i go take a sh*it and grunt really hard? Will the lunk alarm go off?

Anyone want to test this...

Only if it's a giant **** with splash back.

[idontdeadlift]

lol with them all grunting. I'll be ****ting myself it that happened in my gym.

And to top it off someone strong needs to clean and press 225 in the middle and then throw the weight down.