So I go into my daughter's bedroom to get the laundry out of her hamper...and I swear I'm not normally a nosy person. But I heard some strange sounds coming from the desk area and lo and behold there is a naked person on her computer screen going to town on themselves. At first I wasn't exactly sure what they were doing, but once I got closer to the screen and zoomed in..I saw his tiny little penor. I screamed in horror at the sight of it! My daughter heard me and ran back into the room and quickly shut off the monitor.
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01-10-2010, 07:07 PM #1Dirty bulker.
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Just saw someone fapping on my daughter's computer!
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01-10-2010, 07:08 PM #2
First.
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01-10-2010, 07:08 PM #3Banned
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riveting tale old chap
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01-10-2010, 07:10 PM #4Registered User
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Oh snap sh** just got real.
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01-10-2010, 07:10 PM #5Registered User
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01-10-2010, 07:11 PM #6Banned
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aware
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01-10-2010, 07:11 PM #7Registered User
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aware, but he was probably fapping in your daughter's face
sry
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #8Banned
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cool storyOriginally Posted by redheadlaw7
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #9Registered User
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you know the drill
pics of your naked daughter so we can see wat little penor man was so excited about.
otherwise
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #10Retired
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not really...normally its a male that makes a thread like this....but since the orginal topic said Mom...its fitting that Red made this topic, and since she is female with 2 daugthers it is plausible that it was her also...Originally Posted by RalphTech2
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #11500 Internal Server Error
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We need spoon pics of you with your daughters to assess this situation.
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #12Banned
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Pics of said daughter?
and nudes from you bish!
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01-10-2010, 07:12 PM #13Retired Wizard
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Aware.
Also aware that the Iggles are no more lmaoooooooooooo.
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01-10-2010, 07:13 PM #14Registered User
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pics or it didnt happen
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01-10-2010, 07:13 PM #15Macedoηiaη
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awareness=needed
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01-10-2010, 07:14 PM #16Misc CEO
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unaware.
If your daughter is 16 i can do her a favor
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01-10-2010, 07:14 PM #17merde
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Not sure if this is your first parody thread...
The concept was decent, but the delivery kind of failed. It was a good thought, and with practice I'm sure you will one day be a fine parody thread writer."I think computer viruses should count as life...I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We have created life in our own image"
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01-10-2010, 07:14 PM #18Glow Supremacist
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omg in on epic redheadlaw thread. inb4 miscers claim it was them, etc.
edit: someone please aware me
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01-10-2010, 07:14 PM #19I'm not fat I'm curvy
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i lol'd my azz off at the fact that a female misc'r did this
i almost made this post for the lulz
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01-10-2010, 07:15 PM #20German OG
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Nudez or
Plz go
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01-10-2010, 07:16 PM #21Flood Junkie
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you should of paid him out a bit more in this parody..
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01-10-2010, 07:16 PM #22Anchor Baby
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op, will the young lad tweezing his penor be able to visit your daughter?
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01-10-2010, 07:16 PM #23Never pet a burning dog.
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ugh, I said I would bring the laundry down.
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01-10-2010, 07:17 PM #24LIBTARD from KS
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How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
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Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
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01-10-2010, 07:17 PM #25Banned
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aware
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01-10-2010, 07:17 PM #26Dirty bulker.
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She's too old for you!Originally Posted by Vinh_Diesel
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01-10-2010, 07:17 PM #27Banned
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She's not going to have sex with youOriginally Posted by NKWulf
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01-10-2010, 07:18 PM #28Banned
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ralph pls show nudes.
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01-10-2010, 07:18 PM #29Bulking ->Strength->Cut
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you do realize that the mom actually used the computer...you failOriginally Posted by redheadlaw7
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01-10-2010, 07:18 PM #30Registered User
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im actually quite disappointed that this was a parody
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