ITT: Job Secrets that people not in that field don't know

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[LargeWill]

do you not have a job or something op? got nothing to contribute?

[Bucher15]

Information Technology is more about Information than Technology.

[howyoudoin16]

When I worked in a bar we used to take the empty spirit bottles off the bar, take them into the back and fill them back up with cheaper spirits, was luls.

[garsome]

When I worked in a bar we used to take the empty spirit bottles off the bar, take them into the back and fill them back up with cheaper spirits, was luls.

At the bar I worked at you would get fired for that.

[Sink-or-Swim]

If you get electrocuted, the electricity travels through your bone marrow & the salt in your blood, cooking your veins & your tissue from the inside out (Like a microwave) therefore, they have to open your arm/leg/whatever to clean and debreed the infection.



Linework, ftw.

[LinusVanPelt]

Television

-The majority of the time the Sports Anchor is not wearing pants (at least in the lower level markets) because he probably just came back from a game and didn't have time to change

-Small City reporters literally make under minimum wage. No, it's not illegal because you're salaried at 40 hours/week, but you really work 60 hours/week. People don't put in for overtime because you'll get fired for poor performance (something they can make up and blame on ratings)

-People regularly sleep with each other (anchors, reporters, photogs) and often times on the clock, in the office.

[cor030]

Being a go-kart track attendant is super fun but brutally annoying dealing with retards driving go-karts.

awww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa summer jobs rule

[howyoudoin16]

At the bar I worked at you would get fired for that.

Yeah, the boss told us do it though lol.


Just went along with it as you do.

[howyoudoin16]

Being a go-kart track attendant is super fun but brutally annoying dealing with retards driving go-karts.

awww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa summer jobs rule

X2 I was a track marshall at go- kart circuit

The stupid retards always used to speed in the pit lane and crash into everything and flood the engine of the go karts, made me rage.

[pinzer]

Doctors don't prescribe medications to you based on their efficacy. They prescribe the medications that the hot, big titted, bimbo Pharma sales rep asked them to. (srs)

[bubba289]

just cuz your property taxes are set at X amount of dollars doesnt mean u have to keep paying that....especially right now when property values are down nationwide. u can pay for an appraisal and if it comes in lower than your assessed value u can challenge your property taxes and most likely win. make sure to tell the appraiser the purpose of the appraisal too so he doesnt try to inflate your homes value.

[Macc44]

-rinse your mouth with tequila before sucking your bosses cock for a rise

[cor030]

X2 I was a track marshall at go- kart circuit

The stupid retards always used to speed in the pit lane and crash into everything and flood the engine of the go karts, made me rage.

Yeah, lol. I can't tell you how many times I nearly had my legs swept out from under me by some douche speeding through while I was trying to move a cart stuck on the railing or whatever(I saw some guy have his ankle broke to the point you could see bone because some ******* started driving before the race started.)

The funnest part of it all was getting there and getting to ride for like 30 minutes before customers showed up. Worst part by far was refueling the carts.

[howyoudoin16]

Yeah, lol. I can't tell you how many times I nearly had my legs swept out from under me by some douche speeding through while I was trying to move a cart stuck on the railing or whatever(I saw some guy have his ankle broke to the point you could see bone because some ******* started driving before the race started.)

The funnest part of it all was getting there and getting to ride for like 30 minutes before customers showed up. Worst part by far was refueling the carts.

luls yeah and when they ignore the flags and just keep full speed when you're in the middle of the track pushing someone out of a chicane ffs, nearly got ran over a few times because of douches like this.

I used to scream over the walkie talkie to the pit lane people to have a go at them.

[stasgolbom]

lifeguards cant wait for something horrible to happened so they can practice their CPR and first aid (which we hardly ever do).



im in your pools, hoping for you to drown.

[cor030]

luls yeah and when they ignore the flags and just keep full speed when you're in the middle of the track pushing someone out of a chicane ffs, nearly got ran over a few times because of douches like this.

I used to scream over the walkie talkie to the pit lane people to have a go at them.

did they have electronic boxes hooked up to all the carts where you worked? we had a box that controlled every cart that would stall out the engines whenever we wanted.

[NorwegianBadass]

- If your ever get admitted to a psych ward the staff will always tell you it will work itself out over time for you. Even though you are bound for a life in and out of the ward with psychosis and psych.-emergencies.

- There are alot more people with psychiatric problems than you think. I had patients who were the parents of someone I know with a high-end job admitted for two weeks.

- Sometimes suicide is better than living a life drugged down and never beeing able to live a normal life. (sad but true. I would rather die than be sitting in a chair drooling for the rest of my life or beeing held to the ground, restrained and drugged to calm down).

[StaticZ]

Do not sit down when you're on a house visit.

[howyoudoin16]

did they have electronic boxes hooked up to all the carts where you worked? we had a box that controlled every cart that would stall out the engines whenever we wanted.

We had transponders that recorded the times of the laps but dunno if we had one that cut out the engines, would of been luls though.

[skarotum]

The larmor frequency in MHz of a given MRI/NMR magnet is determined by Teslas x 42.6.

[tworedballs]

In mainstream porn (not the cheap iMac produced internet ****) male actors have to start out doing male/male scenes and work their way into doing male/female scenes.

[howyoudoin16]

In mainstream porn (not the cheap iMac produced internet ****) male actors have to start out doing male/male scenes and work their way into doing male/female scenes.

We alll know this is wrong brah.

[motivatedd]

just cuz your property taxes are set at X amount of dollars doesnt mean u have to keep paying that....especially right now when property values are down nationwide. u can pay for an appraisal and if it comes in lower than your assessed value u can challenge your property taxes and most likely win. make sure to tell the appraiser the purpose of the appraisal too so he doesnt try to inflate your homes value.

is the reduction in property tax even really worth the $200 or so appraisal fee? and don't properties get adjusted by the county every year?

[SebastianG]

Information Technology is more about Information than Technology.

I concur.

[CanadianBeaver]

If you know how to use matrix' in your TI-83 you can solve any system with x equations and x unknowns very quickly.

[HYYYDRO]

you think contractors give you a good deal when in reality im laughing straight to the bank.

[blakus_javus]

At the bar I worked at you would get fired for that.

Have to pass occasional govt checks, owner risks fine/loss of licence (prob both) where I am at least. And I always ran a bar I would be happy to drink at myself.

But you CAN get free minibar/food at 5* hotels by deliberately signing restaraunt slips different to your real sig or simply denying mininar charges. 90% of time unless it is a massive charge or you are repeat offender your word gets taken.

(Check out in morning if signed with pm staff, in graveyard if with mornign staff etc)

[bubba289]

is the reduction in property tax even really worth the $200 or so appraisal fee? and don't properties get adjusted by the county every year?

appraisal fee is more like $350.

and it depends on how much u can get it reduced by and where u live. if u live in a major city in the US it will most likely be well worth the appraisal fee.

the county can only raise the assessed value by a small percentage each year, but they can lower it as they see fit. basically, if u get your assessed value lowered by $15k on a $200k home and they can only raise your assessed value at a rate of 2% per year, your taxes are gonna be lower for several years to come. ^ just made up numbers but u get the point.

[Scoundrel]

appraisal fee is more like $350.

and it depends on how much u can get it reduced by and where u live. if u live in a major city in the US it will most likely be well worth the appraisal fee.

the county can only raise the assessed value by a small percentage each year, but they can lower it as they see fit. basically, if u get your assessed value lowered by $15k on a $200k home and they can only raise your assessed value at a rate of 2% per year, your taxes are gonna be lower for several years to come. ^ just made up numbers but u get the point.

I was thinking about doing this for my moms house, she doesnt think it will work, but i know her house value was crazy inflated before the bubble popped. Who exactly do i contact to do this? city hall?

im on recharge, but ill rape when i can