At high school football game in 2020

[phikappa]

The Barack Obama Care Givers face the Hubert Humphrey Lesbian Activists. This is the only game of the season, as mandated by federal safety laws. The only touchdowns in the game are scored by disabled students. After each score, the normal players reflect on their health and bemoan their condition. Scoring by normal players is not allowed, as to not offend the other team. During half time, there is a transgender parade where an effigy of Dick Cheney is burned. Games last a maximum of 15 minutes, to minimize the chance of injury. Since games are a school function, parents are not allowed to attend. After the game, each player receives individual praise for taking part in the game and is given three condoms and marijuana, as mandated by federal law.


Anyone want to take a wager that I'm right?



Hey, it's Friday!

[highiso]

Not sure if this is your original, but fcuking repped on recharge!!! LOL!!!

[phikappa]

Not sure if this is your original, but fcuking repped on recharge!!! LOL!!!

It is. I'm feeling goofy today.

[SP1966]

You forgot the part where points earned by the winning team shall be forcefully taken and given to the losing team such that nobody is a winner nor a loser.

[SP1966]

Prior to the game the nations flag will be raised and both participants and spectators shall rise, put their right hand over their crotch and recite the Pledge of Allegiance to Diversity.

[SP1966]

In the unfortunate event of injury the injured player will consult with the Obamacare Navigator Ref who will determine if the country can afford the health services required to bring the player back to health, if not he shall terminate the fetus on the spot.

[SP1966]

I just noticed an additional oversight. The reality is we don't own our children, and we as parents are not responsible for their raising because they in fact belong to the greater community. As such their preferred surrogate parents will be present at the game in the form of school administration and teachers union leadership who shall cheer equally for both teams!

[phikappa]

I just noticed an additional oversight. The reality is we don't own our children, and we as parents are not responsible for their raising because they in fact belong to the greater community. As such their preferred surrogate parents will be present at the game in the form of school administration and teachers union leadership who shall cheer equally for both teams!

Modest cheering is allowed, however deriding the students for being competitive is encouraged.

[SP1966]

Modest cheering is allowed, however deriding the students for being competitive is encouraged.

Clapping is forbidden, however group fapping is encouraged!

[mslman71]

2x7 neq 7x2


That's all I have to say about that.

[phikappa]

2x7 neq 7x2


That's all I have to say about that.

"New" math?

[Nikonguy]

After the game, each player receives individual praise for taking part in the game and is given three condoms and marijuana, as mandated by federal law.

At least the prize that everyone gets is better.

[djflex]

I laughed when i read this.

Later, i thought sad but true.

Murica is heading towards a land of pussies

[phikappa]

I laughed when i read this.

Later, i thought sad but true.

Murica is heading towards a land of pussies

Well, at least there'll be more pussy!

[acrawlingchaos]

After the game, each player receives individual praise for taking part in the game and is given marijuana, as mandated by federal law.

Well, at least there will be some progress.

[djflex]

Well, at least there will be some progress.

In for federal weed supply