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# Thread: how do you put your arm around a girl? (seriousl)

1. ## how do you put your arm around a girl? (seriousl)

it's never cold down here....and I tried the yawn thing and got nowhere fast.

need help.

2. put it around her waist if your standing, sitting well i dunno say shes gotsomething on her arm and play it off.

3. Originally Posted by Meskeet
put it around her waist if your standing, sitting well i dunno say shes gotsomething on her arm and play it off.
what if it's a first date?

4. you lean in towards her a little, lift your corresponding arm outwards, and rest it around her back/shoulders, while pulling her in towards you lightly.

I don't understand the question? Is this an issue of mechanics or timing?

5. Just do it as your walking and talking about something. Is this the first date you've ever been on?

6. Originally Posted by janky
you lean in towards her a little, lift your corresponding arm outwards, and rest it around her back/shoulders, while pulling her in towards you lightly.

I don't understand the question? Is this an issue of mechanics or timing?
this...it's as simple as that...

7. ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[

8. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[
oh please, this has got to be the cheesiest **** i've ever heard
she'll think you're retarded

9. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[
cheesy but nice! lol

10. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[
teh **** lol

11. I honestly just asked the girl haha.

her: want to watch a movie with me tomorrow night.
me: sure. do you want me to put my arm around you?
her: if you want to

the rest was history lol

12. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[
This is one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard!

If you want the girl to think that you are the biggest moron, then this would be considered good advice.

13. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[

14. First you need to contract your lateral delt to a point where your humerus is parallel with the floor. Next, you might need to increase the angle between your radius/ulna and humerus so that there is ample space for her to fit (think: ball in socket). To do this, recruit your triceps. Finally, position yourself so that she is between your radius and torso. For extra closeness, contract bicep. Wrist extensor flexion is optional.

15. Originally Posted by Spaghettii
oh please, this has got to be the cheesiest **** i've ever heard
she'll think you're retarded
Coming from the "ask me if i'm a tree" guy.

16. Originally Posted by willoughby
Coming from the "ask me if i'm a tree" guy.
I lol'd at your temper
I also lol'd at you being mad

in b4 u tell me you're not mad

17. Originally Posted by Riceboi
I honestly just asked the girl haha.

her: want to watch a movie with me tomorrow night.
me: sure. do you want me to put my arm around you?
her: if you want to

the rest was history lol
i'm split as to whether this or the counting shoulders thing was worse.

Optional Step 0: When you see her, give her a hug. There are the types of guys who give hugs to everybody. You might as well make her comfortable with you right off the bat.

STEP 1: Put your arm around her when you feel like it. If she seems uncomfortable, then obviously it'll be a little bit awkward. Just shrug it off and move on with your life.

18. Originally Posted by fireshower
i'm split as to whether this or the counting shoulders thing was worse.

Optional Step 0: When you see her, give her a hug. There are the types of guys who give hugs to everybody. You might as well make her comfortable with you right off the bat.

STEP 1: Put your arm around her when you feel like it. If she seems uncomfortable, then obviously it'll be a little bit awkward. Just shrug it off and move on with your life.
Age: 19

19. i just kinda read the girls vibe. if i can tell shes into me and likes getting close/touch ill just do it, if i dont think shes feelin it, i wont even care.

20. It's easier if she's comfortable touching hand to hand. I usually take a girl's hand and then quickly take it away after she seems like she's enjoying it.

21. i use to playfully put it around her.. lean on her.. if she diggin it..she'll put he arm around you..

22. Make sure to squeeze a tittie while ur arm is over there.

23. Just go for it.....the worst that can happen is that she will take your arm off.

24. Or chew it off!

25. Don't do it! I once tried to put my arm around a girl and she tilted her head towards my arm and then bit it off. Then just for lolz she bit off the other one too.

This is me now

26. Originally Posted by joeybear285
ask her: "how many shoulders do we have?"
she'll say 2 or 4 or wtf or something. then be like lets count to make sure. with the hand nearest her (lets say its your right), "count" your left shoulder (1), your right shoulder (2), her left shoulder (3), then go around her head and "count" her right shoulder and say oh, we have 4 shoulders. leave your hand there. its worked 2/3 times for me. the one that didn't work the girl loled but clearly didnt want my arm cuz around her so i retracted it =[
Hahah, some guy did this to me on a chair lift skiing once. Awkward.

But OP, this would be silly and cute on a date. How did the yawn thing not work?

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