How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:11 PM

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

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i think i could take around 30. when they start running towards me i'd just knock one kid out. since he's then "out" i'd grab him by the feet and start swinging him around like he's a ****ing hammer *from track and field*

like this

**Jrc731** · 08-03-2009, 06:14 PM

Got to the ads, then closed it.

**M1LD_S** · 08-03-2009, 06:15 PM

^^^ same

**BulkInProcess** · 08-03-2009, 06:15 PM

Dude, you are a five year old ass kicker. You'd lace up the boots and serve it up to these kids. You could take 15 five year olds in a fight. Does it concern you that you would kick the crap out of 15 five year olds? It should!

Put in a bunch of fake info meh/

**Starboardrwr223** · 08-03-2009, 06:16 PM

About 6 maybe more. I'm pretty sure one punch could KO a kid that age. Six punches = win. Idk but beating up kids is kind of mean unless they bust out some MMA **** then I will lay there asses out.....

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Jrc731

Got to the ads, then closed it.

Originally Posted by M1LD_S

^^^ same

you guys don't have to take the quiz if you don't want to. how many do you think you could take though?

**ShNiGG** · 08-03-2009, 06:16 PM

1000 I'm a black belt in Brazilian Jui Jitsu

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Starboardrwr223

About 6 maybe more. I'm pretty sure one punch could KO a kid that age. Six punches = win. Idk but beating up kids is kind of mean unless they bust out some MMA **** then I will lay there asses out.....

don't think of it like that lol. think of it as a video game where the 5 year olds just keep coming in waves and **** and you have to see how long you could survive

**Galindo62** · 08-03-2009, 06:19 PM

I did not click the link but honestly, I think I can take an unlimited amount.

Atleast until my stamina runs out.

So I'm guessing 100-200.

Not that hard imo to knockout a 5year old kid.

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:19 PM

edited first post.

sorry the first link was fake. that's the official link

**Starboardrwr223** · 08-03-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by HighHurdler

don't think of it like that lol. think of it as a video game where the 5 year olds just keep coming in waves and **** and you have to see how long you could survive

Haha ok. Now that I think of it maybe 15 so long as the waves aren't to overwelhming.....

**Jrc731** · 08-03-2009, 06:21 PM

I can take 23?

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:31 PM

lol this is on a lot of forums if you google it. a lot of people make good points. i doubt i can take more than 30.

now that i think of it 30 is a lot. imagine 30 5 year olds charging towards you all at once. that's a lot of little ****ing kids. i wouldn't have time to knock one out and use him as a weapon

**steve_nash** · 08-03-2009, 06:35 PM

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

that's pretty good.

**O_oPatrick** · 08-03-2009, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by HighHurdler

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

************************************************** ***********

i think i could take around 30. when they start running towards me i'd just knock one kid out. since he's then "out" i'd grab him by the feet and start swinging him around like he's a ****ing hammer *from track and field*

like this

Depends,
Because in 3 out of 5 "Five year olds" in California are actually 39 and have a history in indenity theft, Yes that was a racial joke, I apoligize.

**ayekay** · 08-03-2009, 06:51 PM

the thing said 23... its broke.

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 06:55 PM

just took the quiz. 29. i was close lol

**hammersforteeth** · 08-03-2009, 07:05 PM

28. :0

**daztehaggro** · 08-03-2009, 07:08 PM

I got 23.

**Greg_Chepeian** · 08-03-2009, 07:11 PM

my brothers 5...im pretty sure i can take an unlimited amount of them .. theyre like 3 and a half feet tall and i can curl em with one hand...

EDIT: ohhh.. theres a quiz.. brb taking it lol

FCKKKKKK... i signed up for the thing, then came back and saw that i didnt see the "no thanks" button... FML i just signed up to a dating website

anyway i got 28

**ONpump17** · 08-03-2009, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by HighHurdler

i think i could take around 30. when they start running towards me i'd just knock one kid out. since he's then "out" i'd grab him by the feet and start swinging him around like he's a ****ing hammer *from track and field*

like this

I read the title, and IMMEDIATELY thought of grabbing one, ducking down and spinning the lil twerp 40 mph.
dang.
srs

**iewed** · 08-03-2009, 07:19 PM

33.

**HighHurdler** · 08-03-2009, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by strongaaron15

I read the title, and IMMEDIATELY thought of grabbing one, ducking down and spinning the lil twerp 40 mph.
dang.
srs

yup i think that's the best thing to do. i siad 30 because i'd get dizzy after awhile and would have to punch out the ones that are left over.

for those of you saying unlimited there's no way lol. you need to eat and sleep and **** how the hell are you gonna take an unlimited amount. i think the max is around 50. there's no ****ing way anyone can take 100+. 100+ kids running at you would be ridiculous. by the time you punch one out there would be 99 surrounding you and jumping on you and biting you and poking your eyes out.

remember, this isn't a real life situation so expect them to have no ****ing mercy

**baddog671** · 08-03-2009, 07:38 PM

Well, 5 year olds are tiny! I mean, if I sat on a 5 year old it would literally kill them pretty quickly. A single good punch to the face would be devistating, and any body shots could be organ rupturing. If they came in a line, it would be till I got too exhausted to swing, which would be enough time to kill off an elementary school. If they swarmed at once, it'd be considerably fewer, but what are they going to do? A punch to the balls might slow me down, but when your in a situation like that, you'll push through even a ballsack slam. If they got my eyes, that could be a major factor, but I could still take out many.

If they were smart, which 5 year olds are smart like monkeys, they would do the 300 technique and push like a wall

**BandApart** · 08-03-2009, 07:43 PM

i dont think there is anything a 5 year old could do to hurt me. i could stand there and rest, then go back to beating the **** out of them.

unlimited.

quiz was inaccurate as i have already fought more 5year olds than it thinks i am capable of.

**HighHurdler** · 08-04-2009, 03:25 PM

bump

**RobCamlin** · 08-04-2009, 03:28 PM

Over 9000!!!

Edit: Honestly... All of them...

**Mr.Roarke** · 08-04-2009, 03:34 PM

34 lol

I got 38 90 year olds to lmao
http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

**FeetMayn** · 08-04-2009, 03:38 PM

i would pick as many as possible and fck them ALL

**mayo** · 08-04-2009, 03:49 PM

bout tree fiddy

just joshin' only 26

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