If you're 3 apples high like a damn Smurf, get'cho arse up in hea!

[Keltron]

Advantages of being 3 apples high:

You can get really full from just one apple since it's 1/3 of your entire body mass.

2.5lb plates can be used as awesome mass builders.

If you get pushed into a pool, you can take your shirt off w/o people feeling too intimidated.

Your exempt from lame attempts at seduction inside of Target since you're not in the field of vision of most bikini clad young women.

You can always avoid scuffles over parking spots since most people will concede their spot to you because they'll most likely think you're handicapped.

throw on some Osh Kosh overalls and you've got discounted movie tickets, theme park admissions until your 5oclock shadow starts to kick in.

[Bando]

If you get pushed into a pool, you can take your shirt off w/o people feeling too intimidated.

I read about that, hilarious.

[JolietKev]

You can get comfortable iin any backseat, This is beneficial if you have to sleep in your car or if your sharing or with that special sombody (or not that special, your just there with someone).

[Bamma]

[GnomusMaximus]

You can all kiss me short hairy arse......

[Old-Time-Lifter]

Advantages of being 3 apples high:

You can get really full from just one apple since it's 1/3 of your entire body mass.

2.5lb plates can be used as awesome mass builders.

If you get pushed into a pool, you can take your shirt off w/o people feeling too intimidated.

Your exempt from lame attempts at seduction inside of Target since you're not in the field of vision of most bikini clad young women.

You can always avoid scuffles over parking spots since most people will concede their spot to you because they'll most likely think you're handicapped.

throw on some Osh Kosh overalls and you've got discounted movie tickets, theme park admissions until your 5oclock shadow starts to kick in.

Crap........... I had to rep Keltron AGAIN............ dang it all.

[murphy12]

Smurfetts the Bomb...............

[Keltron]

Smurfetts the Bomb...............

Poor Smurfette was the only female in a village full of guys... Talk about the ultimate sausage fest.. She probably woke up everyday fighting off those little blue wieners

[murphy12]

Poor Smurfette was the only female in a village full of guys... Talk about the ultimate sausage fest.. She probably woke up everyday fighting off those little blue wieners

Why else do you think the Smurfs where Blue, after a while I guess the "boys" arent the only thing that turn that color. lol

[dungeonmistress]

As a poor teen I would hide in the area behind the back seat of a vw bug in order to sneak into drive-in theatres. Are there drive ins around any more?

[Keltron]

As a poor teen I would hide in the area behind the back seat of a vw bug in order to sneak into drive-in theatres. Are there drive ins around any more?

There's one in San Jose.. off of the Capitol exit off of 101. I think they've got about 5 screens. Did you grow up in the Bay Area as well? The only other one I knew of was the one in Union City. I saw Rocky 4 and Terminator 2 there

[Old-Time-Lifter]

As a poor teen I would hide in the area behind the back seat of a vw bug in order to sneak into drive-in theatres. Are there drive ins around any more?

They are all gone in this part of the country. It's sad, the 'Drive-In' theatre was a big part of my youth.......... too many stories about occurances at the Drive-In to even get started..... oh the memories.

[dungeonmistress]

There's one in San Jose.. off of the Capitol exit off of 101. I think they've got about 5 screens. Did you grow up in the Bay Area as well? The only other one I knew of was the one in Union City. I saw Rocky 4 and Terminator 2 there

I am originally from sacramento and moved to SF about 10 years ago. I remember there being an x-rated drive in around the area too lol.

[dungeonmistress]

They are all gone in this part of the country. It's sad, the 'Drive-In' theatre was a big part of my youth.......... too many stories about occurances at the Drive-In to even get started..... oh the memories.

Once again we stroll down memory lane, or in my case what is left of memory lane.

[Old-Time-Lifter]

Once again we stroll down memory lane, or in my case what is left of memory lane.

I'm not sure what is left of memory lane these days.......... or what's right of memory lane for that matter..............

[a_miller_76]

If you get pushed into a pool, you can take your shirt off w/o people feeling too intimidated.

Awesome

[chodan9]

As a poor teen I would hide in the area behind the back seat of a vw bug in order to sneak into drive-in theatres. Are there drive ins around any more?

here is the one I go to every now and then
its pretty cool, 5 bucks a head for 2 movies, its about a 25 minute drive from my house.
a great place for cheat meals, hot wings, hot dogs, nachos, pizza, candy soda popcorn burgers etc etc.
http://www.27drivein.com/

the announcer has been the same announcer for 45 years,
he comes on and tells the same corny jokes every time, "popcorn so big you will need someone to help you carry it back to your car" he says that every time.

If a movie stars a black man he will say "starring Eddie Murphy!" it doesn't matter if its Denzel Washington or Mos Def.
Every 4th of July they have a massive fireworks display and you cant drive past that place when it goes off, people parked for miles to watch it.

[dungeonmistress]

here is the one I go to every now and then
its pretty cool, 5 bucks a head for 2 movies, its about a 25 minute drive from my house.
a great place for cheat meals, hot wings, hot dogs, nachos, pizza, candy soda popcorn burgers etc etc.
http://www.27drivein.com/

the announcer has been the same announcer for 45 years,
he comes on and tells the same corny jokes every time, "popcorn so big you will need someone to help you carry it back to your car" he says that every time.

If a movie stars a black man he will say "starring Eddie Murphy!" it doesn't matter if its Denzel Washington or Mos Def.
Every 4th of July they have a massive fireworks display and you cant drive past that place when it goes off, people parked for miles to watch it.

that sounds like so much fun!!! simpler times - good times. i think that is why i like the movie "american grafitti" so much.

[Keltron]

here is the one I go to every now and then
its pretty cool, 5 bucks a head for 2 movies, its about a 25 minute drive from my house.
a great place for cheat meals, hot wings, hot dogs, nachos, pizza, candy soda popcorn burgers etc etc.
http://www.27drivein.com/

the announcer has been the same announcer for 45 years,
he comes on and tells the same corny jokes every time, "popcorn so big you will need someone to help you carry it back to your car" he says that every time.

If a movie stars a black man he will say "starring Eddie Murphy!" it doesn't matter if its Denzel Washington or Mos Def.
Every 4th of July they have a massive fireworks display and you cant drive past that place when it goes off, people parked for miles to watch it.

look what I found on the website:

A man by the name of Richard M. Hollingshead, jr., in his 30's, was the sales manager for Whiz Auto Products Company, which his father owned. Richard was not challenged in his position so he strikes out on his own to create his own invention. He studied the American culture at the time. Richard finds that one of the last thing people would give up are the movies. In the 1930's attending the movies was not a family activity. Children went to matinees during the day and adults dressed up and went to movies in the evening. This created many obstacles. After a long day at work on Friday dad did not want to dress up, mom had to find a baby sitter. You had to find a place to park the car, sometimes had to pay to park (remember in the 1930's most theaters were on main streets with little parking).

Richard's idea was to create an open air theater where you can watch movies from your car! You can bring the kids in their pajamas, dad does not have to dress up after that hard day at work and mom does not have to find a baby sitter. So Richard began to experiment in the driveway of his home at 212 Thomas Avenue, New Jersey. He mounted a 1928 Kodak projector on the hood of his car. Then he used it to project onto a screen he had nailed to trees in his backyard. He placed a radio behind the screen for sound, then started his test of his idea. Richard tested sound with the windows up, down and half way. He tested many weather conditions, using his lawn sprinkler he simulated a rainstorm. Richard liked what he saw and heard.

One main problem did arise in his test. That was if cars were parked behind each other, the cars at the rear would not be able to see the whole picture, due to the car in front. This did not stop Richard, he lined up cars in his driveway spacing them at various distances and placing blocks under their front wheels he was able to find the correct spacing and the correct angles to build ramps for the cars front tires to park on. Thus was born the first Patent for the Drive-In Theater.

[Keltron]

bump.

[supramax]

bump.

Really?

[IronCharles]

Advantages of being 3 apples high:

bump.

[Keltron]

LMFAO! They played that song at a "Back to the 90s" hip hop event 2 saturdays ago. There was this 20 something girl that asked me, "what are they saying? I need an apple pie?" LMFAOOO

[Keltron]

Advantages of being 3 apples high:

You can get really full from just one apple since it's 1/3 of your entire body mass.

2.5lb plates can be used as awesome mass builders.

If you get pushed into a pool, you can take your shirt off w/o people feeling too intimidated.

Your exempt from lame attempts at seduction inside of Target since you're not in the field of vision of most bikini clad young women.

You can always avoid scuffles over parking spots since most people will concede their spot to you because they'll most likely think you're handicapped.

throw on some Osh Kosh overalls and you've got discounted movie tickets, theme park admissions until your 5oclock shadow starts to kick in.

all this coming from a guy who's 5'8" on a day where he's exhibiting good posture. smh