-she jammed the toilet one time... i went in there to fix it and took a pic of her poop. she was on edge for weeks thingin i was gonna show someone
-blow in her mouth when you kiss her
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Thread: Stuff you do to annoy your Gf
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06-13-2009, 07:48 AM #91Registered User
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Light days?!? what are you...on your period???
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06-13-2009, 07:56 AM #92Teh big quads
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When we grocery shop ill stand by the cart like halfway down the aisle from her and tell her to grab something and toss it to me so I can put said item in cart. Then when it just comes off her fingertips I turn around and walk away. Lulz. Everytime I tell her I promise I won't do it, but I do anyway.
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06-13-2009, 08:01 AM #93Registered User
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was walking around the mall with my ex and made a comment about a fat chick. my ex goes "some people gain weight when they're happy" I said "then you must be really happy"
we know how that went...
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06-13-2009, 08:03 AM #94Traps for the Chaps
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Originally Posted by localfool
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06-13-2009, 08:07 AM #95Registered User
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Jizz in her eye
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06-13-2009, 08:08 AM #96Registered User
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lmao! I do this all the time too! Just in general. When a ****ty song comes on that everyone loves, I'll change the words and sing it.Originally Posted by binsky
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06-13-2009, 08:09 AM #97Reggiestored user
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Not drilling air holes in the box she sleeps in.
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06-13-2009, 08:14 AM #98MMC's Mr.O
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Jizz in her shampoo.
If i had a Gf
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06-13-2009, 08:15 AM #99Banned
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my girl is australian and she cant STAND southern american accents, so Ill talk to her like im some southern gentleman and it annoys the **** out of her.
i also fart in the shower.
act like im going to kiss her cheek then lick the whole side of her face.
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06-13-2009, 11:25 AM #100Banned
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Wow I thought I was the only one. lulz.Originally Posted by JuicintheJuice
I also make weird ass noises that annoy her.
you look as southern as they come brah.Originally Posted by neowolfe
oh and girls with southern accents=DO WANT
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06-13-2009, 06:32 PM #101Registered User
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put my balls on her forehead when she sleeps
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06-13-2009, 06:32 PM #102Toothfairy Agnostic
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She always sleeps through sex
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06-13-2009, 06:36 PM #103Tigers love pepper
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Beat her..lol ooh man she hates that....but it makes me smile everytime.
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06-13-2009, 06:36 PM #104Registered User
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Nothing. I'm a white knight I will do anything for my princess.
I....
- Open the shower door for her
- Wipe her ass after she drops a bomb in the toilet
- I put her Tampax in when she is on the rag, I even lick it clean before I insert it.
- I take off work whenever she requests me to
- When we go shopping I hold all her bags
- I NEVER EVER look at other girls when I'm out with my princess
....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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06-13-2009, 06:36 PM #105Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOriginally Posted by PowerD
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06-13-2009, 06:38 PM #106SCCC
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get her warmed up for sex in the living room then run to my room and lock the door and watch tv.
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06-13-2009, 06:39 PM #107(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
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Stuff i used to do to my ex---- (not reason she's my ex..... well maybe)
sneak into her house when she was showering, creep up to her glass shower door really slowly... then she'd notice me and scream her head off--- probably did this 10+ times
when i'd have a sucker i'd take it out of my mouth and slap her cheek with it so her cheek would get all sticky
give her the blank stare when she was trying to tell me something so she'd have to try to re-explain extremely simple stuff (MAJOR LULZ IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF)Last edited by CRNAstylin; 06-13-2009 at 06:42 PM.
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06-13-2009, 06:40 PM #108El Capitan
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This thread is legendary. I do half these things already and there's so many glorious ideas that have been shared. My gf is going to hate me
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06-13-2009, 06:41 PM #109
- mostly not even on purpose but, my wife hates it when I whistle... and I whistle at the house basically all the time.
- bite the plastic off of the ends of pens and spit the plastic pieces at her (this part is on purpose lol)
- this next one is really bad, but when I take my socks off after work, I will sometmes throw them at her face lmao.
- lots more that I can't think of right now.
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06-13-2009, 06:43 PM #110Registered User
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in that order?Originally Posted by thedrivenone
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06-13-2009, 06:49 PM #111Cardio Bunny
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Punch her in the vagina.
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06-13-2009, 06:50 PM #112Franco Behring BJJ
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-pretend that im gonna throw her into oncoming traffic
-push her into things
-go into a store and asoon as we go in i just walk out haha
-slap my hard cock in her face, i love hitting her with it but she says it actually hurts
-also when i get right into it i love making her choke a bit with my cock, i hold her face and just jam my dick in her mouth until she starts gagging... trust me best feeling ever.
-whever she ****s up i overreact just for fun, and i pretend shes a retard.. i love messing with ppl
- when she gets a new hairdo even if it looks good i say it makes your head look normal..
-love to bang her in weird places, we have done it even at my work!! she dosent like it at first but then she loves it and tells her friends, i know this cause her friends always hint at **** we do, its like women have to speak everything that its going on to their girlfriends, most girls are such yentas.
- when were at the gym i love making her lift heavy **** or making her overwork just to laugh after
- i make fun of her in front of her friends and she dosent like it i just find it hillarious, i do it even infront of her mom and she even laughs!!!
- i overreact to anything i think its hillarious speacially around any women
- i always take the biig piece give her the tiny one, most of the time its an obivous joke
-i like pulling her bra straps and hitting her with it.
-spank her in public.. she kinna likes it but she always pretend she dont... whenever she says something mean( i dont really care if shes mean to to other ppl i just do it for the lols) spank her and say bar girl.
= forgot to add i love when we have to meet, callin her and making up a bs story on how im not gonna make it and then i just walk in laughin.Last edited by thailegacy; 06-13-2009 at 06:56 PM.
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06-13-2009, 06:51 PM #113Hans Brolo
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This xinfiniteOriginally Posted by TheBattleOfALB
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06-13-2009, 06:52 PM #114Sup?
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Originally Posted by big stud steve
I got wood
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06-13-2009, 06:53 PM #115Angus is ready....
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the misc has taught you well lolzOriginally Posted by thailegacy
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06-13-2009, 06:53 PM #116Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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when i get out of the shower i bang my cawk on my legs back and forth so it makes a loud smacking sound and ask if she wants it..
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06-13-2009, 06:55 PM #117Live.Laugh.Love.<3
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lolwut?Originally Posted by SkeetSkeet
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06-13-2009, 06:55 PM #118Registered User
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I lay my pecker on her shoulder and sing, "penis on my shoulder makes me happy" in falsetto.
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06-13-2009, 06:55 PM #119Waiting to Procrastinate
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I ask her what she wants for breakfast all romantic and stuff, she usually says eggs/toast or some **** that takes a while.
I eat my Frosted mini wheats and wait for her to come out to the kitchen
I LOL pretty hard, her facial expression is priceless.
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06-13-2009, 06:57 PM #120dat shyts bananas
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put your bare feet in their face
grab their bicep and comment on how jacked they are, make them flex
put them in a full nelson
do that thing where u grab above their knee and it makes them kick
pinch the back of their arm
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