...lmaoOriginally Posted by dan_the_man1997
this is a totally unrelated story but its somewhat similar (does that even make sense?)
The other day we had a Barbeque/drinks at the park in East Perth. This homeless dood came up to us all and tried talking about Footy scores. We just made idle conversation with him to be polite.
He asked to shake my hand. I didn't wanna say no cause I felt it might hurt his feelings, so I just shook his hand. Immediately after I went to the drinks and poured vodka all over my hand to kill the germs - The homeless guy had walked off at this point.
Anyway, I woke up the other night with an itchy bottom and I started stressing that the homeless guy had given me worms. The rest of the night i had nightmares that worms were crawling around outside of my arse as I slept.
Its still itchy now
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05-05-2009, 10:23 PM #61Registered User
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05-05-2009, 10:24 PM #62Message Board King
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of course.. but if a girl wants to eat my ass crack out.. I will not go through the trouble of washing it cause I do not want it to be eaten out.. if she insists SHE MUST ENJOY THE HAIRY ass crack as it iz.. even if the stains remain she must STICK her mouth in there and begin her buffet...Originally Posted by aeons
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05-05-2009, 10:26 PM #63FL's FireFighter
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This!! Rusty trombone FTW! It happened to me believe it or not =)Originally Posted by aeons
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05-05-2009, 10:26 PM #64I'm not in the blue shirt
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one time I was at a gay nightclub (no homo) and I had to go to the urinal. Man i squeezed the wee out so quick cause I just wanted to get outta there. I accidentally squeezed the other end and followed through on a fart.Originally Posted by KrayzieMiscer
my boxers were awfulYou laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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05-05-2009, 10:27 PM #65Registered User
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unaware?Originally Posted by KrayzieMiscer
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05-05-2009, 10:27 PM #66SmyD
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i laffed my ass offOriginally Posted by dan_the_man1997
wtf u doing at a gay club brah???
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05-05-2009, 10:27 PM #67Registered User
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haha well if you don't respect the girl enough i wouldn't give a **** either. But if she's your gf, I'd want it to be clean for her.Originally Posted by Jifar
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05-05-2009, 10:28 PM #68SmyD
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I guess so lolOriginally Posted by aeons
aware me mang
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05-05-2009, 10:29 PM #69Manlet Mechanic
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do people not want free reps? rep it i rep u. im drunk make it happen
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05-05-2009, 10:29 PM #70Registered User
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bumped you up a point, go go.Originally Posted by Slayer12
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05-05-2009, 10:30 PM #71I'm not in the blue shirt
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my close mates brother is gay.Originally Posted by KrayzieMiscer
the music is good and there is less phuckheads around. but the women are mostly dykes and theres some weird looking people thereYou laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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05-05-2009, 10:31 PM #72Registered User
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well first it starts with licking, then she starts sticking **** up there and thats when I kill.
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05-05-2009, 10:36 PM #73I'm not in the blue shirt
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wow... you're 17 and you've had a chick try to **** ur bum bum?Originally Posted by EricFTW
they must start early where you're fromYou laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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05-05-2009, 10:37 PM #74Registered User
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nah brah, jus sayin' thats how i can see it going.Originally Posted by dan_the_man1997
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05-05-2009, 10:40 PM #75I'm not in the blue shirt
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oh ok. thanksOriginally Posted by EricFTW
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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05-05-2009, 11:52 PM #76♞♞♞♞♞♞♞
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age, stats, etc...Originally Posted by 5ammy
How can a girl licking you be ghey?
strong sexual insecurity thar
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05-05-2009, 11:54 PM #77the deputy spade
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beg?
she wouldnt have to ask me twice
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05-05-2009, 11:57 PM #78Registered User
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Prolly not.
I have had it done before. Its not that great and after you are left with a girl who just licked your sh!t hole. No amount of mouthwash cleanses the psychological effects that she just put her mouth on yer muffler.
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05-05-2009, 11:57 PM #79Registered User
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of course stupid question
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05-06-2009, 12:03 AM #80Registered God
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so youd let a girl fist you?Originally Posted by Diab0lic
age, stats, etc...
How can a girl licking you be ghey?
strong sexual insecurity tharNever take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Takin' a piss in your avatar?Originally Posted by wam09
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05-06-2009, 12:08 AM #82Krajisnik - Bosnia
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I feel gay just reading this...Originally Posted by JonnyBrutal
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05-06-2009, 12:08 AM #83Registered User
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what's gay about a girl's tongue licking your privates? wish a girl would do that to me, tbhAnother skinny bastard
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05-06-2009, 12:27 AM #84🍌Based Banana God🍌
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Dude I make a special effort to get girls to eat my ass out what is this thread?
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05-06-2009, 12:49 AM #85Registered User
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do girls who like eating ass get disgusted by nasty buttholes? I mean just imagine the taste of a nasty butthole. How that could be appealing to anyone is beyond me. Now a nice, clean, shaved butthole of a hot chick......
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05-06-2009, 01:26 AM #86inhaling my vapours
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Have to say I have only be rimmed by one girl who wasn't a prossie. Dating this girl about 3 mths and one day I was in the shower and she got in and started washing me all over and washing my bum. Then she led me by my erect c0ck to the bed and started giving me head. And at some point got some pillows , told me to lie on them .The rimmed me while jacking me off. Have to say it felt great, although I was shocked for a second. The only bad thing was when she kissed me afterwards with a mouth that tasted of my spunk .I couldn't taste any **** but still.
She was durty.I bang trannies.
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05-06-2009, 01:30 AM #87The Cripple
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This. I tossed her salad while playing with her clit and fingering her. She LOVED it. My return was for her to toss my salad. After getting over the fact that it was weird and tickled, I actually loved it.Originally Posted by aeons
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a mod made me laugh. I have seen it all nowOriginally Posted by Lunatic
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She'd have to remove my natural cashmere underwear firstOriginally Posted by TarheelMak
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05-06-2009, 01:35 AM #90Registered User
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Yeah dude same here, I'm going to tell my new gf to do it.Originally Posted by Lunatic
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