LOL, nerd fight in my art class. I had whiskers.

[Wintermule]

Art History II class is our setting.

Okay, so this kid:



is a fat and exceptionally annoying kid who wears Zelda shirts and **** and tight pants and has these nasty ass stretch marks from when he had eaten ice cream with cookies covered in syrup when his gf broke up with him. He thinks I am his friend. I am not. He is standing over this girl and she tells him to go away, and he says no. He is also amazingly creepy and awkward.

This other kid, who I don't have a picture of, who has his blonde hair with some kind of really bad bowl cut, goes over there and tells him to go away.

I am sitting at the table and flirting with the girls around me. One girl asked me if I would let her draw whiskers on me, and since I don't give a ****, I allowed her. I have a picture on my camera phone if you are interested, it is rather cute.

Anyway, the girls start hugging each other and have these intense looks on their faces and are flinging each other around, locked in their ***got embrace. I'm just kind of staring. The kid with the bowl cut gets the ***got kid in a headlock and people are trying to separate them. I just kind of walk over there and pull out my phone to record it (I'm thinking about you guys) when it gets separated, so I put my phone away in disappointment. The ***got kid is kicking and **** and his really tight shirt is pulled up so we can see his nasty ass crack and his livid purple stretch marks on his nasty hairy gut.

I put my arm on the kid with the bowl cut as if I'm actually participating in this and accomplishing something. One of the girls from my table is yelling out "He has whiskers!" She is talking about me. I announce to the class I do, in fact, have whiskers, and I show them.

In this grand moment of whisker revelation everyone relaxes, then the ***got kid escapes and runs around the table. Since he would have to get through me, I step up and hold my arms out and yell at him in my sexy man voice "Don't ****ing try it". He looks like he's about to hit me for a second, and then does a double take. He either remembers that I would knock him out in a second, or more likely he seems more baffled by the fact I have whiskers.


Whiskers are ****ing sweet.

THe teacher made me wash them off because it was acryllic paint and it would give me a rash. Cool.

Some kids from some kind of architect class were out in the hallway watching me while I washed the whiskers off. I yelled at them that they were jealous because my face is better art than their blueprint ****. They ignore me.


Cliffs:

- fat ***got kid and bowl haircut kid fight. It's like an embrace then bowl-cut guy gets the *** in a headlock.
- I had let this girl paint whiskers on me.
- I go over there to half-heartedly restrain them with like five other guys, while whipping out my phone, but it ends before I can do anything.l
- *** gets loose and tries to come around table, I head him off.
- My whiskers repel him backward like a forcefield.

[BulkInProcess]

Post pics of whiskers kay.

[Wintermule]

k, lemme get phone.

[Davidthefat]

Art History suck from what I heard

[BulkInProcess]

k, lemme get phone.

Post pics of the vagina panties you drop while you're at it.

[Amir689]

LMAO good story ahah would of been better if he tried to hit you and you knocked him out though......just sayin =) pics of whiskers ftw

[Wintermule]

LMAO good story ahah would of been better if he tried to hit you and you knocked him out though......just sayin =) pics of whiskers ftw

And he tried to make fun of me for my fight, saying that I can't fight and ****. At least I used my fists instead of hugging a kid. This kid is so annoying that I would've ****ing laid him out in a split second if he touched me.

uploading said whiskers. I should've got the girl in on the pic, but I had really just met her and didn't want to make her uncomfortable. High school setting makes girls a lot more conserved for some reason.

[mike.the.animal]

awaiting whiskers pic

[Wintermule]

I expect anyone would be frightened for their well-being when confronted by this epic visage.

[Delusional]

who's that ***got above me?

[Davidthefat]

I expect anyone would be frightened for their well-being when confronted by this epic visage.

lol

[LearnedEarly]

whiskers must be intimidating

[BulkInProcess]

I fell off my seat when I saw the picture. Scared the hell out of me...

[Wintermule]

Stop!

In The Name Of Love!


I should've done a cat pose and had someone else take the pic.

[Twist3dJok3r]

you are without a doubt a strange individual

[Imjus2ill4u]

I expect anyone would be frightened for their well-being when confronted by this epic visage.

Would fap again.

[StickToYourGuns]

Lold irl at story and pic

[Wintermule]

you are without a doubt a strange individual

I truly did consider the implications of having cat whiskers drawn on my face with acryllic paint for a few moments though. I decided the positives outweighed the negatives until I heard about the rash.


My complexion is banging.

[Delusional]

^^^, what positives and what negatives?

you are without a doubt a strange individual

x2 lol.

[Wintermule]

^^^, what positives and what negatives?



x2 lol.

Positives - some girls mire whiskers.
Negatives - everyone else does not mire whiskers.

[Twist3dJok3r]

I truly did consider the implications of having cat whiskers drawn on my face with acryllic paint for a few moments though. I decided the positives outweighed the negatives until I heard about the rash.


My complexion is banging.

Its not the whiskers...well it is, but mainly the way you told the story.

[Wintermule]

Its not the whiskers...well it is, but mainly the way you told the story.

I sense jealousy.

[Twist3dJok3r]

I sense jealousy.

I sense insecurity

[Slimmeh]

i bet those whiskers drop vagina panties.

[Wintermule]

I sense insecurity

Yes, insecurity and jealousy often go hand in hand. Don't worry, one day you'll find your confidence.

[Twist3dJok3r]

Yes, insecurity and jealousy often go hand in hand. Don't worry, one day you'll find your confidence.

I meant in you my young friend. I have legitimate chin wiskers now

[Bondons]

i fking loled

[Acere]

Well, you've prevented me from going to sleep for a while longer. I take my hat off to you sir.

[Wintermule]

I meant in you my young friend. I have legitimate chin wiskers now

Yes, I'm very insecure, that's why I walk around with cat whiskers painted on my face, since I care so much about what other people think about me. Or is it because I'm an attention seeker? Call it insecure all you want, I'm enjoying myself. Nothing wrong with that. And my chin whiskers are, at the moment, illegitimate.

[Slimmeh]

bondons you look like my math teacher from last year.