Bringin stuff 2 college

[thebestrbevr28]

What luxories did you guys bring to your college dorms when you were freshman I'm thinkin bout what I should be saving up for for next fall. Also dorm horror stories and good times are welcome.

Measly reps

EDIT: Advice for dorm life is also appreciated guys and (srs tag btw) it's college I'm prob not gonna need a fleshlight I'll just get a babe 2 fuk

[jack3d_brah9]

fleshlight

































wait wut

[DaCougarMech]

no luxuries to speak of. laptop, but everyone had one

btw, freshmen will steal everything not bolted down

[Ruthless4Life]

fleshlight

































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X2.

[Murderous Muz]

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i was gonna type the same exact thign except my browser started freezing. but yea fleshlight should be on the top of the priority list

[Kn0Kn00dL3s]

Depending on what dorms you live in go to walgreens/walmart and buy some "Damp Rid."

The ventilation and ceilings were so bad here in the towers that if someone took a shower the condensation would drip from the ceilings. Damp Rid gets rid of that, and helps it not midlew either.

[Insanity_SC]

I wouldn't bring much. I brought lots of crap freshmen year and it was stupid. Now all I bring is my computer, clothes, headphones, books. That's it really.

[Von84.]

PS2 and jugs of protein..and jagerbombs!

[terzter]

fleshlight.........



na rly, a flashlight. Very useful for when your roommates asleep and you came back from the library after a late night study session.

[System32]

I brought way to much **** my freshman year. Just bring the essentials because there not much room for crap.

[Blowsox13]

Here is some unrelated advice that i wish i would have known when i was a freshman.


1. Go to class. It sounds simple but most people make the mistake of skipping a class then that one class turns to two, and they go in a downward spiral. If you GO TO CLASS you have won half the battle.

2. Sit in the front of the class. If you're in the front row it will be much harder to text or just lose focus.

3. Participate in class, introduce yourself to the teacher and answer questions in lecture. Don't be the annoying kid who tells personal stories and pisses everyone off though.

[Sworn_Enemy]

this



prostate massager that double as a cereal bowl

[Thought_Riot]

I'm growing shrooms the second I get into college. Easy money.

[Solidarity]

a comfy executive chair so you dont have to sit on a hard ass wood chair

and if you want to spend some money (which i regret not doing), buy a REAL MATTRESS because you will use it for all 4 years and not have to sleep on the **** they supply you

[Solidarity]

I'm growing shrooms the second I get into college. Easy money.

easy expulsion. random RA room checks...

[DeterminedToWin]

Having a comfy futon is essential. You're going to be spending a lot of your time there eating, studying, passing out, playing video games, getting blown, etc. I have the comfiest futon i've ever sat on and it's the ****, i'd almost rather sleep on it than my bed.

edit: Also get a zip on cover....one night i blacked out and woke up to a **** ton of puke all over my futon, thank god i had a washable cover on it.

[Blowsox13]

easy expulsion. random RA room checks...

x2 that was one of the dumbest ideas ever

[Thought_Riot]

easy expulsion. random RA room checks...

they do that? But what am I supposed to do with my vape?

EDIT: then I plan on mailing myself the spores back to Cali.

[Blowsox13]

they do that? But what am I supposed to do with my vape?

I don't think they're illegal are they?


Just clean it realllll good and don't keep weed in your room.

[Solidarity]

they do that? But what am I supposed to do with my vape?

hide it well? my college didnt really do a full search, just a visible search. but having drugs in your room, especially growing them is a serious infraction.

[b_barlow]

I would suggest a mini-fridge. Depending on if you know your roommates or not, possible pad-lock to go with it? Aside from that and a laptop, I would only suggest bringing the basics like everyone else has said.

[Insanity_SC]

they do that? But what am I supposed to do with my vape?

EDIT: then I plan on mailing myself the spores back to Cali.

hide the vape. this isn't rocket science. Pull it out when you hit it, then put it away.

Unless your retarded, you're not gonna get caught.

[DeterminedToWin]

easy expulsion. random RA room checks...

True, but i've never had my RA check my room ever. Plus i know a few girls who have had kittens in their dorms from the first week.

Just depends on your RA and university.

[Solidarity]

oh i almost forgot...

if you want to be the fukin man during orientation, go to school with ALCOHOL in hand. bring handles of vodka and lots of light beers, guaranteed pussy since everybody will be scrambling to find alcohol since the frats are not open yet. also bring cups and pong balls, take off a dresser door and lay it on top of two chairs and instant beer pong.

Trust me on this one

[Dan916]

an mp3 player
a 2GB or greater USB - this is pretty essential
A stapler - a mini stapler only cost a couple bucks
a laptop or even better a mini laptop if you can.. they sell cheap ones (if not then make good use of the computer lab, 8 cents per page)

thats more for school than for the dorm

[Blowsox13]

When i was a freshman i had to pour a whole handle of captain down the drain because of RA's.

When we got named the #1 party school again the administration freaked out and cracked down HARD.

[Solidarity]

When i was a freshman i had to pour a whole handle of captain down the drain because of RA's.

When we got named the #1 party school again the administration freaked out and cracked down HARD.

alcohol always went in the dead space behind the desks, never got taken away.

[cbad7676]

mini fridge with a lock. you can get em for less than 80 now. gotta make sure the booze and munchies are on lockdown.

microwave if your school allows it.
slippers for shower and comfy ones. the floor gets grimy.
condoms.

and a bag of weed. just in case.

[pedobearu_aware]

Futon is good (on mine right now)

plates
spoons
forks
Zip-loc bags



Edit: Always lock your door. The kids on my hall wreak havoc.

[NorrCal]

oh i almost forgot...

if you want to be the fukin man during orientation, go to school with ALCOHOL in hand. bring handles of vodka and lots of light beers, guaranteed pussy since everybody will be scrambling to find alcohol since the frats are not open yet. also bring cups and pong balls, take off a dresser door and lay it on top of two chairs and instant beer pong.

Trust me on this one

lol epic advice