Stupid things people have told you about lifting

[PRMachine]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

[xxxCS7xxx]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

sounds pretty dumb

but ofcourse, she knows what she's talkin bout LOL

[KratosX91]

a guy i met at rei last thursday said he works out his chest "hella hard" so i was curious(the guy had no mass on his chest but still wanted to hear)
I asked him what the workout was--

20 pushups
5 clap pushups
20 pushups
5 clap pushups
done

thats it. He was pretty pumped that he can do 10 total clap pushups...

[JoKing]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

Shes almost kinda right. Large amoungts of HGH(commonly labled as a steroid) cause abs guts and distorted abs.

[PokLim]

Probably that squats are bad for your knees and sldls are bad for your back. wtf

[tjsage]

I told my friend that I started taking creatine and she asked if Ive noticed any length yet..

[KratosX91]

squats are bad for your knees?

[xToXiCxk23]

squatting without the pad can break your neck.

[USCdynamite13]

when i told me friend i was starting creatine, he said "Ha i knew u took steroids." he also thinks creatine (or "steroids") make u huge just by taking them.

[otrebmu]

creatine can mess up your hormones.

sauna burns fat.

[tjsage]

doing curls on the treadmill is the best excercise you can do

[tjsage]

all you muscle is gunna turn to fat if you stop taking creatine.

Hear that ALOT

[BefWazie]

someone told me they want to become a Pokemon trainer

[lololololo65]

doing curls on the treadmill is the best excercise you can do

It was funnier when Huge_Kwadz said it.

[Marcoccia]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

Was she hot?

My story was when I was on the leg press and was over 1000lbs(don't remember exactly) then this tiny ass asian woman comes up to me and say that I shouldn't be lifting that much cause I can hurt myself and should only lift 2x my body weight and said even that was pushing dangerous. I just laughed and told her to leave.

[IRockNikes]

Well heres a few:

"I'm gonna get really fat, then turn it all into muscle."

"SP250 is Steroids."

"Cell tech is stronger than steroids." (Srs)

My favorite from a GNC Worker-"Men's multivitamins will stunt your growth, and protein that isn't 100% whey will also stunt your growth."

People at my gym-
"Resting between sets is wasting my time."

"Working out legs and back is a waste of time."

"Doing 25+ reps is the only way to build muscle." Kid at the gym I go to.

"Having teh 6 pack means I got them jakked fiberz."

[Muad'dib]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

I lol'd who the hell would teach that?

[Muad'dib]

someone told me they want to become a Pokemon trainer

The best there ever was?

[Marcoccia]

Then there is the crazy parnets who think everything thing in GNC is roids.

[CaptConservativ]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her, and than I woke up.

fixed

[PePPaRoz]

"Most bodybuilders are homosexuals and you will be getting hit on by the guys."

"If you eat that much protein you're going to grow so tall and become a freak."

"Bodybuilders have no life and love themselves."

"Creatine shrinks your balls."

"Creatine is made from steroids."

"Well...I work out my arms 3 times a day everyday and I've been seeing progress."

All of these were said seriously to me LOL.

[Marcoccia]

"Most bodybuilders are homosexuals and you will be getting hit on by the guys."

"If you eat that much protein you're going to grow so tall and become a freak."

"Bodybuilders have no life and love themselves."

"Creatine shrinks your balls."

"Creatine is made from steroids."

"Well...I work out my arms 3 times a day everyday and I've been seeing progress."

All of these were said seriously to me LOL.

To all of the above LMFAO

[otrebmu]

Well heres a few:

"I'm gonna get really fat, then turn it all into muscle."

"SP250 is Steroids."

"Cell tech is stronger than steroids." (Srs)

My favorite from a GNC Worker-"Men's multivitamins will stunt your growth, and protein that isn't 100% whey will also stunt your growth."

People at my gym-
"Resting between sets is wasting my time."

"Working out legs and back is a waste of time."

"Doing 25+ reps is the only way to build muscle." Kid at the gym I go to.

"Having teh 6 pack means I got them jakked fiberz."

rofl

[Hesiodd]

barbell rows will throw out your back, do tbar rows instead

i was confused when i was told this in the gym. the guy seriously then walked me over to a tbar row machine in our gym. i told him i know what i'm doing.

[68JavelinSST]

Some kid (300+ pounds, offensive lineman on our HORRIBLE football team [we went 1-9 this season]) said deadlifts were useless and cable exercises were better for isolating your shoulders.

Power cleans are more for showing off than building strength.

Squatting deep is bad for your knees (in his defense, he does go parallel. But he said ATG will wreck my legs)

[BefWazie]

The best there ever was?

Gotta catch em' all

[the1satanfears]

Can't find the original topic, and i had something to post.

A girl asked me today if i was on steroids. I told her no and asked why. She said it was because my abs are crooked, and steroids do that. I didn't bother correcting her.

Girls are dumb when it comes to weightlifting. Not to mention most are lazy.

"Why don't you use weights?"
"Because. I don't want to get big muscles like you. Guys don't like that."
*facepalm*


/thread.

[Big Sexy J]

Girls are dumb when it comes to weightlifting. Not to mention most are lazy.

"Why don't you use weights?"
"Because. I don't want to get big muscles like you. Guys don't like that."
*facepalm*


/thread.

I ****ING HATE THAT

[Kicky2008]

duhhh man! dont you know, if a girl uses weights she immidiatly becomes super bulked....girls using weights is almost as insane is taking DDCT

[AndrewLB]

Some kid (300+ pounds, offensive lineman on our HORRIBLE football team [we went 1-9 this season]) said deadlifts were useless and cable exercises were better for isolating your shoulders.

Power cleans are more for showing off than building strength.

Squatting deep is bad for your knees (in his defense, he does go parallel. But he said ATG will wreck my legs)

haha, i feel ya man, our football team went 2-8 this past season, but yeah alot of ppl in my school think the same way about cable exercises