I rarely fart, and when I do, its not loud
I miss all the loud, cheek jiggling farts I used to have, and I would like to experience them agian, just for a day or two.
So what can I eat to fart?
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Thread: What can I eat to fart more?
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12-02-2008, 10:31 PM #2
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I always say it's good to have easily attained goals.
Get one of those quart sized egg whites cartons (or whole eggs, more flatulance potential in the whites). Fry up half the carton atleast, mix with a can of pinto beans and maybe some rice, wrap in a whole wheat tortilla and wash it all down with a 32 oz glass of soymilk. Wait 2-4 hours and let em rip...
Please be advised could cause mild discomfort, neasuea, possible vomiting, underwear odoring and staining.Last edited by eddiebo; 12-02-2008 at 10:35 PM.
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12-03-2008, 01:05 AM #7
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Most people want to stop farting, but here we have a guy who wants to do more of it. Your girlfriend is going to love you.
Anyway, gotta go with the magical fruit (beans), broccoli and eggs. Oh yeah, protein bars always seem to do it too because of all the sugar alcohols.Last edited by snorkelman; 12-03-2008 at 01:09 AM.
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i have the same goal so i asked the misc.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=110009551
everything you can think of. ignore the first couple of posts though.
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12-03-2008, 04:02 PM #10
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpo...71&postcount=2
Lol!
I got a bag of broccoli, I will have eggs, broccoli, garlic, and milk.
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