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10-06-2008, 12:54 PM #1Banned
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What are the biggest lies women tell?
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10-06-2008, 12:55 PM #2Registered User
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It's OK, it happens to all men.
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10-06-2008, 12:57 PM #3Registered User
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its your baby
yes theyre real
yes i came
yes youre bigger than my ex
yes youre better than my ex
shes so pretty...what do you think?
*push-up bras
*make up
*heels
*wigs
*weaves/extensionsdont be bitchin about somebody not being a mexican while ignoring someone who isnt irish.
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10-06-2008, 12:58 PM #4Banned
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You said you wouldn't tell.Originally Posted by erinlee01
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10-06-2008, 12:59 PM #5
women lie
then they die
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10-06-2008, 12:59 PM #6Registered User
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1. Size doesn't matter.
2. Yes, I had an orgasm.
3. No, it wasn't expensive. I bought it on sale.
4. I'm not mad at you."I read somewhere how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once... to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing blind, deaf stone alone, with nothing to help you but your own hands and your own head. . . ."
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10-06-2008, 12:59 PM #7Banned
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TrueOriginally Posted by drpurple
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10-06-2008, 12:59 PM #8Registered User
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number 3. tr00fOriginally Posted by BostonBoy22
dont be bitchin about somebody not being a mexican while ignoring someone who isnt irish.
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10-06-2008, 01:00 PM #9ummmmm delicious
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ewww I would never do that...
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10-06-2008, 01:00 PM #10Banned
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I've only been with one guy.
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10-06-2008, 01:01 PM #11Squats traps to grass
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I didn't poison my last husband.
wut?CSCS, ACSM cPT.
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10-06-2008, 01:01 PM #12Registered User
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Crap, you men know about that one? *moves on to Plan B*Originally Posted by Defiant1
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10-06-2008, 01:02 PM #13Registered User
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It's not you, it's me.
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10-06-2008, 01:03 PM #14Squats traps to grass
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Can't fool me twice!!!Originally Posted by erinlee01
*uses internet from hospital bed*CSCS, ACSM cPT.
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10-06-2008, 01:03 PM #15ummmmm delicious
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I promise...I can't get pregnant..
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10-06-2008, 01:05 PM #16Registered User
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You can tell me, I promise I won't get upset.
I don't talk to my girlfriends about you -- that would be wrong!
I wouldn't change a thing about you.
Money is not important to me.
We can still be friends.
I don't mind picking up the tab.
I don't mind it when you leave your socks and clothes lying around the house.
Oh, he's just a friend.
Oh Baby! I'm coming! Yes! blah, blah, etc.
I'm not upset.
It dosn't matter how big you are. Really!
I won't try to change you
Her! Ha. I am not jealouse, I am way better looking than her!
It's your choice
You are the best I've ever had
Oh honey, it's not the length...it's the girth that counts.
I forgive you"I read somewhere how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once... to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing blind, deaf stone alone, with nothing to help you but your own hands and your own head. . . ."
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10-06-2008, 01:06 PM #17Registered User
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tr00f?Originally Posted by drpurple
"I read somewhere how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once... to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing blind, deaf stone alone, with nothing to help you but your own hands and your own head. . . ."
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10-06-2008, 01:06 PM #18Banned
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I've never had it put in there.
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10-06-2008, 01:07 PM #19Registered User
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Wow. So, in complete honesty, not only am I saving sex for marriage, but I also haven't ever kissed a boy - would you guys think I was lying if I told you this in person? I'm not. That is all true. I don't drink, smoke, or go out to clubs and huge parties either.
I do wear makeup though (not a ton), so I guess that's my biggest form of deception. I wouldn't ever get plastic surgery or dye my hair (though I have contemplated it) though.
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10-06-2008, 01:08 PM #20Registered User
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You're being an awfully good sport about it. How about I bake you something nice?Originally Posted by Defiant1
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10-06-2008, 01:09 PM #21Banned
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Padded bra?Originally Posted by Aeris
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10-06-2008, 01:12 PM #22OG of the Amazon
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- i wasn't looking at him, i was looking Past him
- the dinner you cooked does NOT taste like burnt toast
- shoe size
- age
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10-06-2008, 01:12 PM #23Registered User
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Padded bras don't really make them look much bigger..but yeah, I guess there's that too. I have no extreme push-up ones though, I don't wear a lot of black to make me look thin..I'm trying to think of what else could be considered deceptive..Originally Posted by *dwest*
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10-06-2008, 01:13 PM #24Banned
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I don't swallow.
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10-06-2008, 01:13 PM #25Registered User
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Added to the first - you are way better looking/have a much better body than he does.Originally Posted by Gorgo
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10-06-2008, 01:13 PM #26Banned
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Tanning bed?Originally Posted by Aeris
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10-06-2008, 01:14 PM #27Squats traps to grass
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Doc says I can't eat for a few weeks.Originally Posted by erinlee01
Can I take a rain-check?CSCS, ACSM cPT.
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10-06-2008, 01:16 PM #28Registered User
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No problem. As soon as you're feeling better, let me know.Originally Posted by Defiant1
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10-06-2008, 01:16 PM #29Banned
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I have never kissed a girl.
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10-06-2008, 01:17 PM #30Registered User
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I hate tanningOriginally Posted by *dwest*
I am very pale. I burn too easily.
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