What's your most extreme, exciting or shameful sexual experience?

[maxamilion]

two girls at once.

one was hot.

the other one was a manbeast, but it was the only way i could get with the hot one.

I don't think anybody would have done anything different.

Well unless she looked like Rosie O Donnel, in which case you deserve death rofl.

[Meshane]

My dad walked in on me when I was printing off over 30 pages of softcore porn from our family printer. I was around 10 at the time and woke up early during a school day to do it while everyone was sleeping. This was in the 90's, so the printer was very, very loud and slow and the pictures looked like crap, hehe. So I'm trying to print these things off and at the same time trying to silence the printer with a pillow because my parent's room was directly above our computer room when my dad walks in and asks me what I'm doing at 5am. I was like " NOTHING GO AWAY " to him and shut the monitor off before he could see naked girl on it. I thought I was all cool when the page finished printing and sat there in plain sight. I think it might have been just a picture of a vagina too, lol. Totally sucked.

[Dr. Painburner]

My dad walked in on me when I was printing off over 30 pages of softcore porn from our family printer. I was around 10 at the time and woke up early during a school day to do it while everyone was sleeping. This was in the 90's, so the printer was very, very loud and slow and the pictures looked like crap, hehe. So I'm trying to print these things off and at the same time trying to silence the printer with a pillow because my parent's room was directly above our computer room when my dad walks in and asks me what I'm doing at 5am. I was like " NOTHING GO AWAY " to him and shut the monitor off before he could see naked girl on it. I thought I was all cool when the page finished printing and sat there in plain sight. I think it might have been just a picture of a vagina too, lol. Totally sucked.

that reminded me of the time i found some of my dads mags, and stole them. i had them sitting on my dresser opened, cuz i wuz fapping looking at them, and forgot them there when i wuz done. my mom walked in there later talking to me, and after she walked out, i realized i had left them there. the next dayh after skool, they were gone. i found them in her socks(dunno why i looked) and i never said anything about it. neither did she, or my dad never asked me where his porn went.

[pkman076]

I was a little over excited (ok extremely) and hadn't had none in awhile.( aweek). But still Iwas use to my gf poon and we were grinding on each eachother while her parents were inthe living room and we were in the den. And I busted and played it off, by pausing for a second say ing I had to catch my breath lolll.


Had sex laying beside my gf AND put a condom on while her parents were int he next room.

Had sex in the parking lot of a telemarketing company( that'll teach em)

Doing it in the backseat of my moms car, multiple times.

Gf was giving me a handjob, I was about to blow didnt control my wang, came all in her hair. She thought it was funny though, I still pick on it about her till this day.

Tried to piitb with my gf in the shower, but there was no lube and it was to dry to get it in there.

[username3]

Me and my girl friend were f***ing, whilst my best m8 was in the room, we thought he was asleep but he wasnt, and after like 30 seconds he was like: what the f**k are you 2 doing?

[pkman076]

Me and my girl friend were f***ing, whilst my best m8 was in the room, we thought he was asleep but he wasnt, and after like 30 seconds he was like: what the f**k are you 2 doing?

No Homo?

[i_am_stig]

In b4 protein pump

[Milamber]

Me and my girl friend were f***ing, whilst my best m8 was in the room, we thought he was asleep but he wasnt, and after like 30 seconds he was like: what the f**k are you 2 doing?

Been there done that... Mind you it wasnt until the next day that he told us that he was awake...

[FreeBirdbulker]

the first time i had sex with my gf at the time after i got my prince albert, she was loving it during the sex, but after we were done, she laid there sobbing for 2 hours bc she said it hurt her so bad. so i took the hoop out and put a barbell in lol

[thedrivenone]

that reminded me of the time i found some of my dads mags, and stole them. i had them sitting on my dresser opened, cuz i wuz fapping looking at them, and forgot them there when i wuz done. my mom walked in there later talking to me, and after she walked out, i realized i had left them there. the next dayh after skool, they were gone. i found them in her socks(dunno why i looked) and i never said anything about it. neither did she, or my dad never asked me where his porn went.

lol @ nobody talking about it

[thedrivenone]

no one else ever fap in the airplane before?

[Pain Inflicter]

had a fat chick poop on me

[slic3]

I was fingering this girl on my bed and had a hard on... and was like rubbing up against my bed as i was fingering her and was horny as fuk so i ended up keep like rubbing against my bed and i nutted lol. I said **** my zipper got caught on my leg and had to go to my other room real quick lol.

[maxamilion]

had a fat chick poop on me

Argh the infamous brown train.

[James_Howlett]

Argh the infamous brown train.

you have experience in this?

[maxamilion]

you have experience in this?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh hun they don't know ****.


(no homo)

[Madevilz]

1 - sexing in the same room as a 60 years old sleepin old man

2 - sexing in my uncle's bathroom

[konkapot]

Took my girlfriend to the local park and fick out in the mountians. She was on her period, no problem, threw the condom out the car window into the bushes afterwards.

Took her home and got home on time for a change. It's all good.

Until I get up the next morning to go to work and I see the used bloody condom stuck to the side of my parents car!

Dad had already been out to get the newspaper, and was sitting in the living room reading it........with a clear view of the car.

I grab it, stick it in my pocket and walk on by.

He never mentioned a word......and this was 20 yrs ago.

[coolworkout]

Took my girlfriend to the local park and fick out in the mountians. She was on her period, no problem, threw the condom out the car window into the bushes afterwards.

Took her home and got home on time for a change. It's all good.

Until I get up the next morning to go to work and I see the used bloody condom stuck to the side of my parents car!

Dad had already been out to get the newspaper, and was sitting in the living room reading it........with a clear view of the car.

I grab it, stick it in my pocket and walk on by.

He never mentioned a word......and this was 20 yrs ago.

epic

[Meshane]

Took my girlfriend to the local park and fick out in the mountians. She was on her period, no problem, threw the condom out the car window into the bushes afterwards.

Took her home and got home on time for a change. It's all good.

Until I get up the next morning to go to work and I see the used bloody condom stuck to the side of my parents car!

Dad had already been out to get the newspaper, and was sitting in the living room reading it........with a clear view of the car.

I grab it, stick it in my pocket and walk on by.

He never mentioned a word......and this was 20 yrs ago.

Disgusting but so funny! Hahaha

[5x10]

fingered my gf in her parents car while they were driving

ends up, her mom could tell, she said she could smell it

[andrewmul]

Lost my virginity outside a club to a girl below my standards but she had cracking tits.

Shagged a girl on my kitchen table then pretending to fall asleep afterwards so that she would leave then i got up and watched match of the day

[SGMD1]

my first gf wanted to fuck in the trunk of my nissan maxima, yes it's beyond weird but who was I to say no so I left my key in the ignition, A/C on full blast and the backseat center console to the trunk open so we could get some airflow in there...well we get in with my keyless entry so I can open the trunk, and of course we realize once we're already in that it doesn't work while the key's in the ignition. My stomach sinks and I start freaking the fuk out b/c both of us left our cell phones in the front seats, and our car is in the middle nowhere in an abandoned baseball field parking lot

we start kicking up at the trunk trying to kick it open with no luck, so my gf tries to squeeze through the center console (thank God we left it open)...we rip off the plastic around it to make it wider but she only can get halfway through (keep in mind how tiny this thing is...it's covered up by the center armrest)...she can reach everything in the backseat and manages to reach the power window button to roll the window down

one or two cars drive down this road like 500 feet away over 20 minutes but they don't see us...finally we see a van and my gf waves a piece of paper she got from her backpack in the backseat...the van turns into the parking lot and this fatass 300 pound dude gets out and opens the trunk for us...he gave me the weirdest look when I popped out...i hugged him b/c I seriously thought i was dead

[NaKeDlAp08]

once was f ucking and pulled out and busted all over the girls back... ha

and once i was so drunk i couldn't keep hard and the girl took it as me rejecting her and started crying... awful.

[Littles]

my first gf wanted to fuck in the trunk of my nissan maxima, yes it's beyond weird but who was I to say no so I left my key in the ignition, A/C on full blast and the backseat center console to the trunk open so we could get some airflow in there...well we get in with my keyless entry so I can open the trunk, and of course we realize once we're already in that it doesn't work while the key's in the ignition. My stomach sinks and I start freaking the fuk out b/c both of us left our cell phones in the front seats, and our car is in the middle nowhere in an abandoned baseball field parking lot

we start kicking up at the trunk trying to kick it open with no luck, so my gf tries to squeeze through the center console (thank God we left it open)...we rip off the plastic around it to make it wider but she only can get halfway through (keep in mind how tiny this thing is...it's covered up by the center armrest)...she can reach everything in the backseat and manages to reach the power window button to roll the window down

one or two cars drive down this road like 500 feet away over 20 minutes but they don't see us...finally we see a van and my gf waves a piece of paper she got from her backpack in the backseat...the van turns into the parking lot and this fatass 300 pound dude gets out and opens the trunk for us...he gave me the weirdest look when I popped out...i hugged him b/c I seriously thought i was dead

LMFAO if this is true.

[k20chris]

went to bed with 2 girls, fcuked one while the other passed out then when the first passed out i woke up the second, ate her out and fcuked her, came in her mouth with the first girl sleeping right next to us

[KillahPriest]

my first gf wanted to fuck in the trunk of my nissan maxima, yes it's beyond weird but who was I to say no so I left my key in the ignition, A/C on full blast and the backseat center console to the trunk open so we could get some airflow in there...well we get in with my keyless entry so I can open the trunk, and of course we realize once we're already in that it doesn't work while the key's in the ignition. My stomach sinks and I start freaking the fuk out b/c both of us left our cell phones in the front seats, and our car is in the middle nowhere in an abandoned baseball field parking lot

we start kicking up at the trunk trying to kick it open with no luck, so my gf tries to squeeze through the center console (thank God we left it open)...we rip off the plastic around it to make it wider but she only can get halfway through (keep in mind how tiny this thing is...it's covered up by the center armrest)...she can reach everything in the backseat and manages to reach the power window button to roll the window down

one or two cars drive down this road like 500 feet away over 20 minutes but they don't see us...finally we see a van and my gf waves a piece of paper she got from her backpack in the backseat...the van turns into the parking lot and this fatass 300 pound dude gets out and opens the trunk for us...he gave me the weirdest look when I popped out...i hugged him b/c I seriously thought i was dead

i would have lold if you died

[k20chris]

was getting head then she wanted to fcuk so as i was getting into position i ended up busting all over her before i even put it in, i said my bad and proceeded to fcuk her

[DaJager_Meister]

-got a BJ in a hospital room after my surgery (couldn't get off, drugs fukced me up pretty bad lol)

-had sex in my grandparents living room

-had sex in the dugout of a baseball field while there was a little league game going on at the field right next to us

and finally......

-gf and me were spooning in the back seat of her mini van with her dad driving, mom sleeping in front seat and brother sleeping in captains seat in middle row of van. she starts jerking me off, scared the **** outta me cuz i was sleeping, so one thing lead to another and ****.....no condom.....SO......I grab some ice cubes from my mcdonals cup and lube up her ass and PIITB in the van!!! yeeeeeeeeeea doggie!!!

[DaJager_Meister]

nobody can beat me :P lol