Like when you're at a restaurant or something and the waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "thanks, you too"
Or when you're talking to someone and they say "how are you" and you say "not much, you?"
Stuff like that is really annoying.
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06-09-2008, 12:20 PM #1Heat/Fins/Marlins/The U
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I hate awkward moments like these
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06-09-2008, 12:21 PM #2Jew Crew Member
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i hate it when they say Soup or salad but they it so fast I ask: "Whats in the super salad?" then they chuckle.. ****n haters!Originally Posted by anonymous123
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06-09-2008, 12:22 PM #3Job Title: Douchebag
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...same thing happened to me except i said, "what the hell is a super salad?"Originally Posted by Darkwatcher758
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06-09-2008, 12:23 PM #4Good GOD im SWEET
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LOL-i have said that to waiters so many times myself. Or when they say, "Enjoy your food" and you say, "I want to sex your Moms in her rectum", damn that makes any future conversation(s) awkward, especially if your on a date.Originally Posted by anonymous123
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06-09-2008, 12:32 PM #5Heat/Fins/Marlins/The U
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haha super salad. I'm SO gonna use that.
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06-09-2008, 12:35 PM #7
I am a waiter, and one time I was busy and turned to one of my tables and said "Have a nice day", and they hadn't even gotten their food yet. I felt ****ing retarded.
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06-09-2008, 12:36 PM #8Banned
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lol yeah **** happens no point in worrying though because nobody thinks about these things for any longer than a few minutes anyway.
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06-09-2008, 12:36 PM #9The OG of snow.
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hahaha that was me, i was all excited too, and then all my buddies laughed at me and it was quite awkward.Originally Posted by XsongX
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06-09-2008, 12:37 PM #10Registered User
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yes - i always create awkward moments unintentionally and it annoys me.
like when you say to someone 'how are you?'
and they say 'fine you?'
to which i reply 'yeah not bad, you?'
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and ill always remember back when i was 16 and i was at the house of these two super hot twins, and we were watchin some film and some guy was havin a wank (you couldn't see it but it was obvious), and i said 'hmm he's using the right, interesting technique i find the left works better though', just as their ****ing mum walked through the door. awkward.
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06-09-2008, 12:37 PM #11닭갈비 먹고싶은 사람
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LOLOriginally Posted by gogators222
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06-09-2008, 12:42 PM #12Brahs be mad
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Some guy was on his bluetooth and said "hey, so how are you?" and I turned around and said "fine, thanks"
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06-09-2008, 12:44 PM #13Banned
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Oh ****, thats worse when it happens in real life though. This guy today was like "J.R blah blah blah" but I thought he was calling me as my name starts with the same letter. So I turned around and gave a nod, noticed what happened, then tried to play it off, we always try to play it off but we can't.Originally Posted by cell-tech-ABUSE
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06-09-2008, 12:44 PM #14I do that **** all the time. When I figure out they were not talking to me I get pissed and keep talking to them anyway.Originally Posted by cell-tech-ABUSE
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06-09-2008, 12:45 PM #15Inuendo? In HER end Oh!
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06-09-2008, 12:46 PM #16Yeah, they thought it was pretty funny.lolOriginally Posted by boilermaker06
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06-09-2008, 12:47 PM #17Job Title: Douchebag
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i hate the invention of the bluetooth. im in a taxi for 15 minutes thinking the driver is talking to himself. then i had to open my big mouth and say "are you okay?" when he turned his head i saw the bluetooth and i just wanted to get out of the car...Originally Posted by cell-tech-ABUSE
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06-09-2008, 12:49 PM #18Registered User
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When I worked at the movie theatre I would get lulz by telling people to enjoy their movie. 1/5 times they would say "thanks you too!" and then be like "errrr..."
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06-09-2008, 12:50 PM #19Gonorrhea free since 2003
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Always say "Thanks" to girls after I get with them. Sometimes it gets awkward.
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06-09-2008, 12:52 PM #20닭갈비 먹고싶은 사람
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i think the 25$ would cover the hooker charge, you don't have to actually thank themOriginally Posted by achievasc92
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06-09-2008, 12:52 PM #21Bulking on doughnuts srs
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I like to make them do a double take as well. when they say how do you like your meat? i respond with "cooked"
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06-09-2008, 12:53 PM #22Gonorrhea free since 2003
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I don't say thanks to them, they're just doing their job.Originally Posted by boilermaker06
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06-09-2008, 12:54 PM #23Banned
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how about when a girl (usually hot) is waving to someone behind you and for some reason you think she's waving at you, so you wave back. then she walks past you, giving you a weird look, proceeding to hug the guy she was really waving to behind you. yeah, happened 4 times at college last year.
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06-09-2008, 12:55 PM #24Live, Laugh, Dissect
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06-09-2008, 12:56 PM #25Registered User
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I got tricked with that too!Originally Posted by Darkwatcher758
I was like Super Salad...?
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06-09-2008, 12:58 PM #26Registered User
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x2, gotta love those painful moments at work when you have to keep dealing with the customers who think you're and idiot.Originally Posted by gogators222
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06-09-2008, 12:59 PM #27Live, Laugh, Dissect
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06-09-2008, 12:59 PM #28Registered User
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It's like I'll answer the phone at work and we do all the hello and how are you. Sometimes the guy on the phone will say the how are you a fraction before you do, and then you're like I'm good and you? And they're like doing the same.
All feels a bit false.
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06-09-2008, 01:01 PM #29Mutual Rapist
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lmfao... i had an uncle actually thing they said SUPER SALAD... well not really my uncle, but hes in extended fam. we all busted out laughing.Originally Posted by Darkwatcher758
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06-09-2008, 01:17 PM #30Registered User
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Rated.Originally Posted by RavenStorm
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