No I'm not 87, but my dad is. (serious)
Ask a question and I will relay it to him. He is awesome, here are some facts about him:
He was in WW2
Was a boxer, then realestate broker
Married and divorced 3 times, 7 kids total (youngest being me at 20)
Banged over 80 women
Dated a 45 y.o woman last yr (who wasnt too bad actually, and he is not rich)
Smart and funny as hell, still works out at gym.
I showed him 2 girls one cup.
He invented pants that zip off into shorts. Originally called "Zow" for zip-off-wear, a tennis brand.
Worked out with Arnold
CLIFFS: Ask my dad who's 87 anything. He is a badass.
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05-10-2008, 09:52 AM #1
Ask an awesome 87 year old man anything
Last edited by tlstern; 05-10-2008 at 11:48 AM. Reason: More facts
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05-10-2008, 09:53 AM #2:)
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is his dad still alive?
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05-10-2008, 09:54 AM #3Squattin in the Curl Rack
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wtf your 20. damn he was still getting PUTANG at the age of 67, **** son.
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05-10-2008, 09:54 AM #4Come at me broham!
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Pics of said father.
2009 bb.com's Jiu Jitsu team
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05-10-2008, 09:54 AM #5Registered User
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How old is your mom?
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05-10-2008, 09:56 AM #6Registered User
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Is he still spreading his seed?
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05-10-2008, 09:58 AM #7All the pigs All lined up
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id rep dad he sounds ****in awesoem
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05-10-2008, 10:00 AM #8
My mom is 56. No he is not spreading his seed currently, but he hits on women all the time.
I don't have my digital camera at the moment, but I'll get a picture up of him in about 2 hours.
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05-10-2008, 10:03 AM #9All yo reps belong to me
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good sh*t! tell him I respect his strong seed !
I too hope to have strong seed in my golden years!
arrr!"I won't be the inconsequential, I won't be the wasted potential"
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05-10-2008, 10:05 AM #10Banned
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If he were to die right now what would his last message to the world be?
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05-10-2008, 10:06 AM #11Misc Veteran Since '06
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your mom was 36, he was 67
your dad is the manI actually live in South Florida
*Keto Guy*
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05-10-2008, 10:13 AM #12Made in Greece
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Thats how all man should be...Like your dad.
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05-10-2008, 10:15 AM #13Registered User
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I am interested to know this.Originally Posted by Sepultura-Roots
we're a bunch of teenagers and young adults complaining about our problems, imagine all the **** hes been through.
sounds like he's still having a hell of a time.Stickam Pimp
THIS IS MISC.
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05-10-2008, 10:16 AM #14
My dad's message to the world is "When bad things happen know that they will soon end, always focus on what makes you happy and appreciate what you enjoy doing."
He then started to talk about how great life is, and listed off things that make him happy, and I quote. "Taking a good ****, getting laid, smokn a good cigar" etc.
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05-10-2008, 10:17 AM #15Registered User
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lol awesome adviceOriginally Posted by tlstern
Stickam Pimp
THIS IS MISC.
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05-10-2008, 10:18 AM #16Registered User
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awesome WW2 veteran, what branch and what was his job duties?
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05-10-2008, 10:18 AM #17User title
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How does he feel about the fact that his youngest son has 0 reps?
Religious people are idiots
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05-10-2008, 10:19 AM #18Banned
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haha what a badass
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05-10-2008, 10:21 AM #19that is signature materialOriginally Posted by tlstern
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05-10-2008, 10:22 AM #20Registered User
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Ask him what his favorite sexual position is, I bet he's tried them all
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05-10-2008, 10:22 AM #21Graphic Designer
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In his 87 years, has he ever piitb? (no homo)
I use the rep system.
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05-10-2008, 10:22 AM #22Pussy Eater Manlet Beater
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am i your daddy?Originally Posted by tlstern
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Repts to all my Under The Sun Cali Bruhs
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05-10-2008, 10:24 AM #23Registered User 495081
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nice idea for a thread, id stick around and ask questions but i got stuff to do. ill be back tho
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05-10-2008, 10:28 AM #24
He was in the 2nd armored division, called "Hell on Wheels". I still have his army jacket actually, it is tiny he was only 120 pounds! lol.
Some cool war stories he has told me.
His whole company got in line to bang some polish whore, who wanted to take on all 100 guys or so. He actually got in line and decided not to do it. Turns out everyone got gonhorrea.
Sniper shot missed his face by inches, and he and the other few gews with him crawled out of the forrest for miles.
Was gonna go to D-Day, but his superior officer wouldnt let him because he didnt have an extra pair of glasses. All of his friends died (the ones he was gonna go with).
When the war was over he would walk around the bombed out german towns with a lambchop sticking out of his coat pocket. This method got him laid serveral times.
He captured a hitler youth who was armed without using a weapon himself.
Theres more too.
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05-10-2008, 10:30 AM #25
He says he has put it in the butt many times. His favorite position isnt really a position, he loves a good BJ. Then told me my mom was great at it, and I go "What the hell dad dont tell me that ****!" He laughs.
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05-10-2008, 10:33 AM #26Registered User
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Your dad is used car salesman material.Originally Posted by tlstern
If life gives you lemons, say **** the lemons and bail.
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05-10-2008, 10:33 AM #27Registered User
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ask him if he can still get an erection, or if he's popping the old viargra
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05-10-2008, 10:35 AM #28
He said he can get an erection but it isnt as strong as it used to be. No viagra.
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05-10-2008, 10:36 AM #29Registered User
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Dude everyone knows old men cant get errections, not because there impotent, but because old women are f**kin' ugly and flabby, just undesirable to the max. And yes there are a few older women who competely defy this.Originally Posted by mumble7
Your suffering will be legendary even in hell.
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05-10-2008, 10:39 AM #30Registered User
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Cool guy
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